Random Photos Part Three

The scariest photobomb of all time gets the top spot.

Courteney Cox has been looking really good lately.

Emma Stone all bundled up.

Gerard Butler shows off some skills he has picked up.

The dolphin really would have liked Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell to spring for the supersized fish bonus pack.

Jennifer Hudson shows off her teeth.

Kelly Rowland and Naomi Campbell.

Jennifer Lopez would like you to believe she made these cupcakes.

Jamie Pressley at an event last night.

If you took two Snookis and stood them on top of each other, I'm not sure if they would add up to a Roger Murdock.

Random Photos Part One

It takes a special moment for a music photo to get the top spot, but this seems to be so random and so unusual that it is definitely worth the spot.

Fergie & Slash - Las Vegas

Three different brands of spray tan for your selection. Adrian Grenier's looks the most natural. Jamie Pressley's looks outrageous and Kevin Connelly, well lets just say I'm glad Kevin finally got some sun or its chemical equivalent.
I know Amanda Peet upset some of you last week, and so feel free to say what you have to say. That is her mom Penny by the way. Yes, Amanda is my friend, but hey, she is a big girl and she can handle what you have to say.
Now, I don't mean to be a party pooper. Does anyone use that term anymore? Anyway, this is the second consecutive year that Bindi has got this big birthday party at Australia Zoo. Great, fantastic, but what about the little brother? Is he stuck at home with some brownies and a DVD of Crocodile Dundee?
Happy birthday Daniel Radcliffe. I'm guessing the woman behind him isn't going to be buying him a gift however.

See, X-Files means I get to see photos of Diane Kruger everyday for awhile and that is never a bad thing.
Well I'm looking forward to X-Files so much that I'm actually not even going to say anything bad about David Duchovny. In fact there is a little tribute to him later in the post.
Cafe Tacuba - Mexico City
You know I have to admit that it doesn't surprise me one bit to find that Bai Ling has that tattoo there. Instead of the tiger though I did expect maybe like a McDonalds logo with the words over one billion served or something.
Apparently no one told Joanna Angel that pens are the preferred way to autograph books.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians Ten Year Reunion Show
How can it be X-Files without Gillian Anderson.
So, you get her twice. I really wanted to keep running with that thought, but hey, it's Gillian and so that would be wrong of me, at least in writing.
At some point, I think there needs to be a federal agency entrusted with the job of determining at what point in age and weight that the following can be worn: Spandex; thongs; and leather pants.

Linkin Park as you probably have never seen them.

Luis Guzman looks like the front runner for the 2008 Jack Black Belly Challenge.
Don't worry about it puppy. You aren't the first creature that hasn't wanted to go home with Lily Allen. Although, I will admit she does look good here.
Thrilled aren't they? Have you read the reports about the dinner? Apparently they kept feeding each other bites of their food. Well as you all probably know by now, guys don't feed anything to women or offer any of their food to women after about date 3. Sure, if you guilt us into it we might let you taste something. Might. So, the idea of Justin doing it all throughout dinner willingly just shows me it is all for show.
Garry Shandling and David Duchovny together again. Don't remember? Shame, shame.




No visible leash or collar for Nick Cannon. Do you think Mariah has some kind of electronic thing which gives him a shock if he strays too far from her?

Hey, if you win Miss Universe, I think that you should get at least one shot in the photos.
Mitch Pileggi how I have missed you.
Molotov - Mexico City
Martin Landau almost got the top spot because, well lets face it, he's great. Love him.

If you have to suffer with a photo of Fergie by herself you should at least get Slash in a bathrobe to make up for it. I think that is in the Constitution somewhere.

Sheryl Crow - Nashville
Lloyd!!! I know I always say the same thing when there is a Rex Lee photo, but all of you are thinking the same thing anyway.
Perry Ferrell and his lovely wife Etty.
OK GO - Los Angeles
Yevgeny Sudbin - London

Xzibit may want to get those pants lengthened just a little.
You know Tommy Davidson is just one hell of a guy. I mean when you go to a club, the first thing you think of doing is showing off your chest too right?
Botox or just a smile that won't quit?
Well at least the wax Tyra and the real Tyra have the same personality.

Random Photos Part One

One of the best people in the entire world. Cicely Tyson. The woman is just incredibly sweet and when I saw her photo she just had to go on top.
Before I saw the photo of Cicely, it was going to be Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner on top, because, really, you just don't see that much bionics in one room anymore. If you have NetFlix, go to the watch instantly tab, and then go to The Rockford Files Season One. She was in the first episode. Gorgeous.
First time appearance for Charlie Cox. It is just amazing to me that after all of the photos it is still easy to find a bunch of people who have never been in before.

It is going to kind of feel like a Love Boat episode because there were so many past stars out yesterday and doing press for Hallmark. If they actually made a Love Boat show, I guarantee you Corbin Bernsen would do it.
When is the last time you saw Ben Vereen? Check out the dreads. He actually looks younger than he did 20 years ago. Tenspeed and Brown Shoe anyone?
Buckcherry - Jones Beach, NY

So from what I gather this is kind of like MTV Cribs, but Danish royalty style.

With all of the Mamma Mia! photos I have been showing, I somehow passed over Dominic Cooper.
Chloe Sevigny and her boyfriend James Ransone. FYI, he is no stranger to full frontal so they should get along well.
Christian de la Fuente does a little role playing with a cow. Hey, whatever it takes. I don't judge.
The thing is, there was no wind. Claire Danes' hair is actually doing that on its own. Guess it was Hugh Dancy's doing.
This photo of George Clooney was probably taken from about a mile away. I'm guessing that is why it looks like he is drunk off his ass.

Oh. Emily Mortimer. She is one of my favorites. You might not have seen her, but she was the "other woman" in 30 Rock, and she is the final piece of the puzzle in my theory that Notting Hill and Four Weddings And A Funeral are in fact the same film with just a few minor changes.
Surprisingly I think this is a first time appearance for Eriq La Salle.
Daphne Zuniga. Hey if you didn't like her in Melrose Place at least she was in a John Cusack film. I know, I know, but she was in The Sure Thing. So, right there you have to love her forever.
Donna Mills completed the smile after a two hour effort.


Gwyneth Paltrow doing her Victoria Beckham impression.

See?
And the obligatory is she pregnant photo.
So here you have piddily diddily and the other guy is actually named Guy. It is Guy Oseary who was fired by Lenny Kravitz a few weeks ago and so to get back at Lenny he started the rumors about C-Rod and Lenny to help Madonna who he manages sell tickets on her tour. Presumably now we can expect Doody to be thrown into the mix as well.
I think it is always a nice touch when actors bring props to the red carpets. Here is Gyton Grantley and some money at the premiere of The Bank Job.

When I think of Sally Homemaker, I'm not thinking Jamie Pressley. In fact, I think she has come out and said she doesn't like anything domestic at all. So, the whole Purex spokesperson thing only makes sense if you think there were a couple of guys at the ad agency who saw Poison Ivy 2 and said to themselves they wanted a shot at Jamie. Lo and behold she is your new spokesperson.

I'm just not sure what it is. Oh, I know I could make some kind of sex toy joke, but seriously, I have no clue.
As a designer your first thought shouldn't be, "hey, let me design a dress that looks like someone is lifting their shirt and showing off their breasts for Mardi Gras beads."

Lee Tergesen is another first timer.

Katie Lee Joel is one of the few women that Peter Cook did not sleep with in New York. Probably not for a lack of trying though.
So, I thought I would give Kellan Lutz one more shot because that last outfit was a little unfair, but honestly he still looks like a guy who gets his ass kicked on a regular basis.
Jane Seymour and Wedding Crashers. Brilliant career move on her part.
Jason Statham just because I always like his suits.
Hey, here's a brilliant idea. Lets market lip gloss to the under 5 crowd.

Its been too long huh? Well here is some Ryan Gosling for you.
Yet another first time guy. Raoul Bova this time.
Meredith Baxter. Still looks angry doesn't she?
This device Ludacris is wearing allows him to speak to Xenu directly.

The Hush Sound - New York

Thom Filicia just because sometimes I wish they would bring back Queer Eye.
The Cab - New York
Yeah he's sober.
Taxi Amarillo - New York