Jesse James' Daughter Spent April In Rehab

After learning that Radar had video of his teenage daughter, Chandler James doing crystal meth, Jesse admitted his daughter had been using drugs including meth and that spray you use on computers and had spent the month of April in rehab when he had first learned of her partying. It seems like from the Radar story that all of Austin knew Chandler loved to party and do drugs so it is kind of shocking that Jesse didn't do anything about it until April. I wonder if he knew or didn't know or was totally focused on marrying that rich wife of his that he just didn't want anything to rock that boat.

Jesse James Gets Married Again

Well, it has now been one full day since Jesse James got married and there have been no reports of him cheating on his new bride yet. I'm not sure what line of crap Jesse told his new wife Alexis DeJoria to convince her to walk down the aisle, but he must be really tired from shoveling so hard. He cheats constantly. He has a crazy porn star ex-wife and Jesse enjoys anything Nazi related. He is a keeper. Alexis is a bazillionaire though so maybe Jesse can keep himself relatively well behaved. This is his fourth marriage.

Jesse James Is Getting Married Again

I was going to make a joke in the headline about Sandra Bullock not being invited, but you know what, after everything they went through together and her public humiliation, I think Sandra would probably go if she was invited. She has a sense of humor and is best friends with George Lopez even though he cheated on his loving kidney donating wife with hookers so maybe Sandra would go if invited. Jesse is supposed to be marrying Alexis DeJoria at the end of this month. Alexis is filthy stinking rich so the wedding will probably be nice. She is the daughter of billionaire John Paul Dejoria aka Paul Mitchell hair care products. This would be Jesse's fourth marriage and 36th engagement. The invitation says Nazi formal wear is expected.

Jesse James Supports The NRA

I'm pretty sure that Jesse James is the only celebrity who is publicly supporting the NRA. It is not like he is not used to controversy so might as well get in the middle of this one too. He wrote on his Facebook page this weekend and said, "Since the 1980's California has led the nation with the strictest gun control laws. In the middle of this state I have seen more dead bodies than I can count... On a weekly basis Cop friends would always check in to make sure I was carying (sic) a gun at all times. They would want to see it to make sure. They would tell me "You better be packing." For the last 20 years living in California I could never let my guard down, not even for a minute. This is what living in a state with strict gun control was like." So, Jesse moved to Texas where they don't really have any gun control laws and he says he feels more safe than he ever has and he probably also likes knowing he can have sex with as many people as he wants without paps photographing him and can wear his Nazi outfits and give all the salutes he wants without anyone being any wiser.

Jesse James Wants You To Forgive Him

Jesse James gave an interview to omg, and he wants you to know that he has suffered more than anyone should have to suffer for what he calls, "basically infidelity." I don't know if he was going to say basic infidelity like there is more than one level. You have your basic and then your advanced and then experts which is only for people like Tiger Woods. He could also have been saying that it is just infidelity so why should he have to suffer so long. He says that people want him "sainted one minute and strung up the next." When has anyone discussed making him a saint? I think this is a guy who hates that he is not popular anymore and that he is having a harder time getting women to have sex with him and wants a show on television and if you don't forgive him he is going to get mad. He is like a little kid. He says that everyone should be happy he did not lie about it and that we owe it to him for that.

"I stood up like a man and admitted my wrongs and what I did and all that did is make every s**t tabloid everywhere across the world come after me even harder. I'm strong. I can take it. Everybody can take cheap shots and say I'm a horrible dad, and that I'm a Nazi, and all this other bs. Give me all you got. Because you know what? I know inside what kind of a person I am. I know I'm an awesome dad. I'm devoted to my work. And I work hard to take care of my family."

Then why do we have to know it. If you are a great dad then be a great dad, don't look to us for your validation.

Jesse James Trashes Sandra Bullock - Blames Her For More Stuff

Jesse James was on American Chopper last night and spent the majority of the show complaining about the Teutels and his disdain for their products which he basically called crap, but he did find time to take a dig or two at Sandra Bullock too. He also thinks he is a big shot. Nice ego there cheater.

"I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn't talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad."

I assume Hollywood actress means Sandra Bullock. If he was referring to his first wife he would probably say my porn wife actress. Right?

Jesse James Cheats On Kat Von D - Again - Does Jesse Have An STD?

Jesse James loves cheating. It is his favorite thing to do. Kat Von D is discovering this and the couple split up again until Kat Von D forgives him again which she will do.

If you go over to Cheaterville, there is a lovely post that someone left on the site which says that Jesse told this woman he and Kat had split which is why it was ok for them to be together. The woman who posted also says that she left her husband to be with Jesse so this makes it a win win for everyone. Oh, and the woman says that Jesse left her something which does not go away. STD?

For her part, Kat went on her Facebook and apologized for all the back and forth confusion to her fans. She says she is not in a relationship right now. I think she takes him back.

Kat Von D And Jesse James Having Ex Sex

On the day TLC showed mercy to the world by canceling Kat Von D's show LA Ink, it was also announced that Kat and Jesse James were engaged again. I don't really believe they are engaged again. I think that Jesse was having a hard time finding an Aryan in Texas to have sex with so called up Kat and the only way she would let him have sex with her is if he said they were engaged again. I think as soon as Jesse finds his Eva Braun, then Kat will be sent packing again. It is obvious that she is way more in love with him than he is with her. That is always a recipe for disaster, because the one person usually will do anything to save the relationship and that is not an equal thing which relationships need to be. Jesse is just using her like he uses everyone in his life because he is a selfish prick.

Talk About Bad Timing

If you had any doubts about who did the breaking up in the recent Jesse James/Kat von D split or the Kristin Cavallari/Jay Cutler split, then you can now rest easy. I think I told you earlier in the week that the guys were responsible in both cases, but this kind of seals the deal. Last week, Kristin posed for Life & Style in wedding dresses. I doubt she would have done that if she knew a break up was coming in the next two days. No one wants to look like an idiot and he made her look like one but unfortunately her PR team sucks so the only thing that came out to support her was that Jay was controlling. Well, he cannot control an offense or a football so I guess he liked to control Kristin.

As for Jesse and Kat? It will probably get lost in the shuffle of her million other tattoos, but Kat got a tat of Jesse James' face right before he said they were splitting. Wow. I wonder if she told him it was finished in the same conversation he told her they were finished. I wonder if he said it to her in German. I wonder if he reads Mein Kampf to his kids. I wonder if his kids will grow up to be normal. I wonder how many porn stars make the trek out to Austin every week to have sex with Jesse. I wonder if Sandra ever sees his kids any more.

Jesse James And Kat Von D Stop Pretending

I wish when the tabloids call a couple out on their split, they would just admit it and be done with it. Instead, many times they decide to dig in and deny and after a few months announce they have split. This way they feel like they have some small victory against gossip. All it does is force them to keep from dating anyone else and pretend they are a happy joyous couple when they really are not. Such is the case with Jesse James and Kat Von D who split a few months ago but decided to deny it and then drag out the charade until one of them started dating someone so had to end it so it did not turn into some cheating scandal. Jesse did the announcement so I am guessing he found someone at his local Hitler Meet Up gathering and Kat got the official boot. The official reason was distance because you know Kat is so busy for two months a year working on her reality show and not doing anything else the rest of the time so they could not make the distance work.

Alex I Will Take Not Getting Married For $200

In the will they or won't they get married category, I am going with Jesse James and Kat von D not getting married. The same day that Life & Style said the couple were taking a break, the couple told Kneepads the reports were not true and they were getting married this summer. I will go with the not getting married. Honestly I don't see why Jesse would want to get married. This would be marriage #14 and he is a cheater who will cheat again if he is not already so why would he even bother. Kat probably loves the guy, or did, and the publicity has not hurt, but she seems to like to go from guy to guy too.

They travel back and forth which is never good. You have a lot of ex-wife drama to deal with, so I will go with the not getting married. We need a good arrest or something because this week has been slow gossip wise.

Janine Talks Smack About Jesse James

Radar paid Janine, the former wife of Jesse James, a few bucks and she spilled some details. See, it should be Janine that is writing the book and not Jesse. His book just keeps saying how good he is and how everything is just one big misunderstanding. According to Janine, Jesse called her two weeks after he married Sandra Bullock and said he made a huge mistake in marrying Sandra. Janine told him just to keep his peen in his pants and not cheat and it would go fine. Janine says that throughout his marriage to Sandra, Jesse would send sexy pictures of Janine to Janine and say Yum. She says they never had sex while he was with Sandra. I get the feeling that she may have not been entirely truthful with that one. It really seems carefully worded.

She also says that Jesse started cheating on Janine right after they got married. She accidentally got a sext that was supposed to go to another woman. Don't you hate when that happens? If you would not cheat, you would not have to worry.

Jesse James Continues Being A Prick

Apparently Jesse James does not have a publicist or simply does not care that he is going to be regarded as an a-hole for the rest of his life. Yesterday he continued his book tour with appearances on Howard Stern and Nightline. On Howard he was asked who was better in bed between Sandra Bullock and Kat von D. Jesse said it was 100% better with Kat von D. Way to win points there buddy. On Nightline he said that he had totally forgiven himself for cheating on Sandra and moved on with his life. Although I can understand moving on with your life, how do you forgive yourself for breaking the heart of someone. Doesn't that always stick with you? Oh, and he also brought up the Nazi photos on Howard. Jesse says he is not a racist and that the pictures were simply a joke. I'm guessing no one was laughing but him.

Jesse James Makes Some Money Off Sandra Bullock Breakup

In an attempt to make himself look as good as possible and to make a few bucks, Jesse James has devoted some of his new book to relating how he broke the news of his affairs to Sandra Bullock. He says he got a call from Sandra's publicist who said that Michelle McGee had sold her story to a tabloid. So, instead of going home and facing things with her in a pleasant setting, he called her down to the shop and told her. He said she cried and then put on her sunglasses and walked out. He leaves out a bunch of stuff like what he admitted to and also it sounds like he is trying to make us believe it was just one person. You know, the one he got caught with. He also says it was just for sex. I'm assuming that part as he says he told Sandra he never loved Michelle.

No More Kat Von D And Jesse James

I am shocked. People Magazine actually came up with some good gossip and they did it the tabloid way. Putting bits and pieces together to come up with a plausible story. I congratulate them for it and I think this makes two stories this week out of 100 that were not just total suck up jobs. They must have hired someone from US or something.

They suggest in their article that Kat von D and Jesse James are finished. I think after seeing Nikki Sixx and Kat getting so chummy at the Jackass 3D premiere all of us would agree there could be something. Plus, I did not even know that Kat and Nikki had hooked up earlier in the week at a Slash concert. When you start seeing a long term ex a couple of times a week, you have to believe that something is going on.

I know I was not alone in thinking the whole relationship was just to give Kat's show a boost in the ratings because the "relationship" premiered the same time as her show.

That Sandra Bullock People Photo Shoot Is A Little Misleading

First thing when you see the Sandra Bullock Kneepads cover with Louis? Single mom who gets joy and love from her son? That despite all the crap she went through, her son is there for her? Yeah, I think that is what they were going for AFTER the scandal broke.

The problem is that the photos were taken BEFORE the scandal broke. In fact, they were taken two days after the Oscars and Jesse James was right there the entire shoot and is probably in some of the photos. You know, like a mom and dad and baby photos. Much better than your Sears family portrait for $9.95 with 64 free wallet photos thrown in, but still, the kind that were probably meant to be on the cover but were scrapped.

This information answers lots of questions. Probably. It means that Louis was probably not a damage control baby unless Sandra knew all of these revelations were coming. We will assume she didn't. It also means she probably got paid big bucks to be on the cover of the magazine and wasn't done for any other reason. The only change was probably they needed to find a picture of just Sandra. I would like to see the cover photo they originally planned.

Kneepads Is On The Jesse & Sandra Reconciliation Train

Apparently Kneepads Magazine has decided that Jesse James has suffered enough. Instead of saying any more bad things about Jesse, they have decided to go ahead and help the healing process. The article today was so pro-Jesse that it makes me wonder if they are running around the office at People singing the Horst Wessel song.

Yesterday, they were about the only tabloid who published that Jesse got the Nazi hat from a Jewish friend. Today they quote a friend who says that Jesse is a "broken man." Doesn't say anything about how Sandra is f**ked over. But Jesse, he is a broken man.

Oh, and get this. They are not affairs. Nope. They are alleged infidelities and the press coverage has ruined Jesse's life. Holy s**t. Are we supposed to feel sorry for him now? Seriously? People has lost their mind. I don't know what kind of deal they think they are going to get, but they are throwing all their money on the Team Jesse bet right now and I don't think that is a good idea.

Oh, and remember how earlier this week the entire world caught Radar trying to make a pregnancy story out of nothing? Well, now they say that one of Jesse's mistresses was pregnant but she had an abortion. Uh huh. They are all pretty chatty so I think one of them would have spilled that by now.