Not An Arrest, But She Is In Jail -- And Pregnant

The long awaited (by Simon Cowell) sex tape starring former American Idol finalist Jessica Sierra is close to being released. I know this because the trailer is out. If there is nothing you enjoy more than a former reality star turned drug addict turned crackhead baby mom doing porn, then this is the tape for you. For everyone else, there will be full frontal male nudity later. What the hell, it's Christmas and I want everyone to be able to get some this weekend. You know, there is anniversary sex and birthday sex. They are almost always guaranteed. Valentine's Day sex is not always a sure thing because of the inevitable fights and pressure of the day. Columbus Day sex has always been my favorite. You really don't hear too much about holiday sex though. No Thanksgiving quickies or a pre-Midnight Mass stress reliever. That should change. And I want to help. First the drug addict porn, and then later the men. I know, I know. Typical guy putting his needs first. I don't think I need to remind you that this video is NSFW.

P.S. I think it should be a rule in the future that if you are the guy making the sex tape, it is only polite to remove your socks. For screencaps of the video, you can click here.

Tale Of Two Mugshots

The first mugshot was taken when Jessica Sierra was arrested earlier this year. She was put on probation for that crime because she had just completed Celebrity Rehab for VH1 and it wouldn't look good if one of their "stars" was in the clink. This photo says to me, "hey, I messed up, but basically I am still a good person if someone will help me." It looks like there may have been some crying mixed with the Visene. Hair is still being taken care of and she looks normal.
Look what a little coke will do to you and meeting "friends" in rehab who introduce you to all new kinds of wonderful drugs you never tried before. The 2nd photo says to me, "hey I am a racist coke whore who was on American Idol for a total of 27 minutes and 42 seconds, but now could be in jail for 11 years six months." "I blew Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson and will blow you also if you have enough for a rock of crack." I will say that sentence would be harsh, and if she actually did get that long, then Lindsay Lohan should be thanking whatever God she worships that she was arrested in California and not Florida.

Jessica Sierra Gets Probation

I know most of you are saying who the hell is Jessica Sierra. Jessica was a top ten finalist on American Idol in 2005 and has to me one of the most haunting mugshots I have seen in sometime. In her mugshot you don't see any of the smiling or smug looks you get from Paris or Nicole or Lindsay. Jessica's celebrity is not untouchable and you see it in this photo.

Top Ten on American Idol isn't going to get you much unless you work it really hard and had a really big hook. Otherwise, you just use it to sing the national anthem at a local minor league baseball game or get a free drink from a guy who wants to say he had sex with someone who was on television. Once you get off that tour, you just basically are abandoned and shown the door. It can be extremely hard on almost anyone who has been pampered for six months and now can't even get tickets to the show.

The 22-year-old singer pleaded no contest to felony charges of battery and cocaine possession. She was sentenced to 12 months of probation.

Jessica was arrested Apr. 29 after throwing a cocktail glass at a guy's head while at a bar, and was taken to jail where cocaine was found in her purse.

According to her attorney, Sierra has been undergoing drug and alcohol rehabilitation in California as part of a VH1 celebrity rehab reality show set to air next year. She will have to undergo random drug screening as part of her probation. Trying to extend your 15 minutes through a reality show about rehab is messed up, but so is not being able to afford the best treatment which is what this show offered. I think at the same time, producers of the show should have found regular people and paid for them to go through rehab as well. It would have been nice to compare, contrast and have them interact with celebrities. I use the term celebrity very loosely here.

Jessica Sierra on American Idol during much different times.