Joe Francis Is Going To Be A Dad

Joe Francis is going to be a father. He and his girlfriend of two years announced they are having twin girls. Francis said they used IVF because they wanted to be able to select the gender of the babies and also to make sure they were "free of genetic diseases." He says he wanted girls because he respects women. Ummm.

2006-Slammed a female LA Times reporter against her car and twisted her arm behind her back telling her to give him a kiss.
2006 - His company admitted to using minors in films where they appeared naked.
2008- Pleaded no contest to felony child abuse and prostitution charges.
2008 - Four women sued him for filming them underage. During the trial he called one of the women a prostitute.
2013 - Francis was convicted of  three misdemeanor counts of false imprisonment, one of assault causing great bodily injury, and one of dissuading a witness which stemmed from a 2011 incident where he brought three women to his home. He called the jury that convicted him "retarded," and that they should be "euthanized."

Yeah, he really shows respect for women doesn't he?

Random Photos Part Two

Mila Kunis has learned this is the best way to be out with Ashton Kutcher. Have him quiet.

Want to know who Mario Lopez lets hang out with his girls? Joe Francis. Tells you all you need to know.

I'm getting excited about the return of Mad Men and love their billboards.

Michelle Williams takes a bow at her debut in Cabaret.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden in what looks like a wedding type photo.

Peter Facinelli trying to recapture the 50's with Jamie Alexander.

Russell Crowe is in Brazil.

Ryan Reynolds and a very shy Blake Lively in Vancouver.

I love this photo of Reese Witherspoon. Probably had a few glasses of wine before this.

Joe Francis Sentenced To 270 Days In Jail

Yesterday morning, convicted sex offender, Joe Francis sauntered into court in a brand new suit while his latest idiot girlfriend was dressed in about $5000 worth of clothes and bags. I guess if you are willing to put up with Joe Francis, he has to do something to make you want to stay. Back in May, convicted sex offender, Francis had been found guilty of assault and false imprisonment when he wouldn't let two women leave his house because he wanted sex from them and they wouldn't give it to him. He faced five years in jail, but got less than a year because the judge was too nice. I mean this is a guy, who forget all of his other crimes, called the jury who convicted him retarded and said they all should be euthanized. The judge allowed Francis to go free on $250,000 bail while he appeals his verdict. Even if he does eventually go to jail, he will probably just end up serving a week or something ridiculous which will certainly dissuade him from being an a-hole again won't it?

Joe Francis Has A Sex Tape

For a guy who has literally made thousands of sex tapes and had women flashing their naked bodies for two decades, Joe Francis sure does seem upset that there is a sex tape out there of him engaged in sex with his long time girlfriend. Apparently the guy likes to record himself a lot. There are multiple recordings and his girlfriend left them on her iPad which he says was recently stolen from her bag at LAX. He is threatening criminal and civil action if someone releases any of the footage. Probably because he was not drunk enough and no one gave him a free t-shirt. I hope the recordings have him tied up and begging his girlfriend to call him Josephine while he watches Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

If You Party With Joe Francis - You Are Scum

Lost in the revelry of the 30th birthday party of Scott Disick is this photo. Look at the smiling happy people and one of the people is Joe Francis. Yes, he has been a long time friend of the Kardashians and Scott and apparently is still a great friend considering he was invited to the birthday party. Let us take a quick look at the criminal record of Joe Francis and you can decide if you would invite him to your birthday party.

Pleaded no contest to child abuse and prostitution.
He solicited minors to appear in Girls Gone Wild videos and to appear naked.
Asked one of those minors who later sued him if she was a prostitute.
Convicted of assaulting a woman. He then said the jury should be killed.

These do not include all the other cases that were settled or never brought like the assault on a female Los Angeles Times reporter or his tax evasion convictions or the defamation lawsuit he lost. The guy is an a-hole. He is also best friends with all the Kardashians. They see nothing wrong with any of what he does or how he makes his money.

Joe Francis Convicted - Faces Five Years In Jail

There are not all that many people I would like to see in jail, but Joe Francis is one of the people towards the top of that list. Yesterday he was convicted of terrorizing three women after a night out in 2011. He was convicted on false imprisonment charges and assault and also trying to get people not to testify. Francis grabbed one woman and took her to his limo. Her two friends followed and they all thought they were going to their car. Francis took them to his house instead and tried to take one of the women from the other two and when she refused he beat her and slammed her head into the ground. Francis then kicked them out and told them not to call the cops. Obviously they did. He faces five years in jail.

Girls Gone Wild Has Gone Bankrupt

Girls Gone Wild has filed for bankruptcy. They are trying to make it seem like it is no big deal and compared themselves to General Motors in their press statement. Uh huh. Yeah,. Hundreds of thousands of employees generating billions of dollars of economic stimulus throughout the world or a few guys in a backroom someplace selling videos of girls they got drunk on spring break and convinced them to show their breasts. Oh, and run by one of the most evil guys on the planet who happens to be a sex offender. I would love to see Joe Francis broke. I know this is the company and not him, but one can hope.

Joe Francis Slept With Joanna Krupa And Her Sister Marta

In a teaser for Real Housewives-Miami, Joe Francis is on the show. I have no idea why. Shouldn't he be confined to some room of a 200 room house where he has to run the gauntlet of angry fathers of girls he talked into flashing while they were drunk every time he tries to leave? Anyway, he says that within a week of Joanna Krupa moving to LA when she was 19 he had slept with her. Then thinks get really icky. He says that he also slept with Joanna's sister Marta. The thing is Marta is 7 years younger than Joanna, so I'm wondering when exactly he had sex with her too. Are you telling me he waited until she was 18? She would have been 12 when she moved to LA. Joanna called Joe a f**king sicko which I agree with 100%, but I am wondering if she also has a special reason other than why we all hate him as to why she is referring to him as a sicko.