Crazy Days and Nights: Joe Francis Has A Sex Tape

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Joe Francis Has A Sex Tape

For a guy who has literally made thousands of sex tapes and had women flashing their naked bodies for two decades, Joe Francis sure does seem upset that there is a sex tape out there of him engaged in sex with his long time girlfriend. Apparently the guy likes to record himself a lot. There are multiple recordings and his girlfriend left them on her iPad which he says was recently stolen from her bag at LAX. He is threatening criminal and civil action if someone releases any of the footage. Probably because he was not drunk enough and no one gave him a free t-shirt. I hope the recordings have him tied up and begging his girlfriend to call him Josephine while he watches Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

27 comments:

SusanB said...: bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
*pause to catch breath, wipe tears of laughter from eyes*

hahahahahahahahahahahaha; 6:24 AM
StewMcG said...: Annddd... there goes any desire to eat anything this morning. *rofl*; 6:27 AM
mynerva said...: I hope it's of him getting serviced by a massive strap on.; 6:27 AM
DewieTheBear said...: The absolute definition of getting one's just deserts.; 6:27 AM
Unknown said...: @mynerva that was my thought. he sucks.; 6:27 AM
a non a miss said...: Couldn't happen to a nicer person ;); 6:29 AM
Unknown said...: Tiny peen - you know he has one.; 6:34 AM
jfwlucy said...: The wheels of justice may grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine.; 6:44 AM
MrsAmiss said...: I agree! Otherwise he would be negotiating the sale himself; 6:49 AM
Tempestuous Grape said...: He's no longer attractive to me, but I would most certainly like to see that tape anyway. STAT!; 6:51 AM
LottaColada said...: @J Sara- Totally. I don't feel an iota of sympathy for this scumbag.; 7:00 AM
Tam said...: Not usually fond of peen shaming, but J Sara and f28, that made me LOL!; 7:05 AM
Unknown said...: I'm honesty not a peen shamer - but in this case it's totally necessary :); 7:11 AM
Unknown said...: I can't stop picturing the scenario set up in that last sentence and it is hilarious.; 7:18 AM
libby said...: Seriously, I bet it's not just peen length, but his, ahem, 'endurance' which might be another length issue! HA!

As someone said, couldn't happen to anyone nicer...; 7:18 AM
auntliddy said...: Yup, what goes around comes around, pun unintended. And frankly, this whole story smells like 3 day old fish. She 'accidentally' left phone on plane? He's all chaotic and twirly because it MAY get released? Sound like huge publicity ploy to me.; 7:28 AM
Gayeld said...: I'm trying to come up *clearing throat* with something woody, uh, witty, to say, but it's hard to think through all the snickering.; 7:29 AM
Mango said...: *Fingers crossed* that there's footage of Ray J peeing on him.; 7:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Lol@ mango; 8:14 AM
Freya said...: Wasn't there a rumor a few years ago that there's a video of him being banged by a guy?; 9:29 AM
Sherry said...: Mango for the win.; 9:45 AM
Mari said...: The Brookings Institute once did a study for the USA which concluded that society and institutions would be in danger of collapse is the public found out that ETs were here; keeping it secret might be a good idea. The possible fallout included; loss of faith in religious and governmental institutions, social breakdown, fear, the military unable to defend us. I can only think of this video the same way. Much as I'd relish the pointing and laughing the danger is great. Once you see it...; 9:51 AM
Tam said...: Mari, LOL! I thought you were perhaps losing it until the last part!; 10:02 AM
Unknown said...: Hypocrite, meet Karma!; 10:21 AM
Erik said...: Grossssss.; 4:28 PM
FlirtyChick74 said...: Ewww and who cares. I pity the girl who had to look up (or down) at him.; 6:15 PM
MadLyb said...: Why is it that the bottom-feeding losers all seem to have sex tapes? Guess I just answered my own question.; 7:45 PM

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