Random Photos Part Two

Kate Gosselin had a garage sale and

Jon Gosselin showed up because he heard they were filming or needed the money from the sale.

Suri gets a piggy back from Katie Holmes while

Amy Adams does the same for her daughter.

Kate Upton and Justin Verlander in NYC. My first thought when I saw this was they looked like they were going to shoot a 70's style porn.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett spending a day at the beach.

That is Leonardo DiCaprio in the monkey mask. James Packer was with him and there were six models for the two of them.

Lea Thompson at DWTS rehearsals.

AnnaLynne McCord went with an interesting choice for Halloween.

Jon Gosselin Is Now Homeless

After bouncing multiple rent checks, Jon Gosselin was evicted from his Pennsylvania house and is now effectively homeless. The father of eight, lost his job and blew through all of the money he was paid for Couple's Therapy last year. Apparently when he has worked a regular job he expects to still be treated like a celebrity and is kind of a pain to work with. If I were him and I thank everything that is holy that I am not him, I would push the club promotion thing hard. There are enough clubs out there who would pay the guy $2000 to show up for the night and enough people who would be fascinated around the country to come see him and he could make a decent living. It does not take too many $2000 nights to make six figures and give him the rest of the year to spend with your kids and have a place that you can afford. 

Jon Gosselin Hates Kate Gosselin

In a rant for the ages and what can be expected of him if some publisher buys his book or a production company wants to do a reality show with him, Jon Gosselin is going off on Kate Gosselin tonight on Couple's Therapy. Is it going to make me watch? Like I would spend an hour of my night watching Taylor Armstrong and Farrah Abraham compete to see who can try and make actual wet tears. Do they try and cry before the opening credits even finish? They should have an I can cry longer than you can contest. Anyway, I digress. Jon didn't do himself any favors when it comes to favors from Kate or a good relationship at any point in the foreseeable future.

She can go and fu**ing die. There's your honest depiction of Kate Gosselin. So f**k it. Piece of fu**ing s**t. What a shi**y human being." And this is just what he thinks of her new hair style. Can you imagine what he thinks of her personally?

Jon Gosselin And Farrah Abraham Need To Hook Up

What do you get when you cross Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin? A couple who would be willing to appear on every reality show you can think of just to make a buck and stay famous. For Farrah it is more to stay famous and so she doesn't have to keep making porn and sleeping with random guys until her Square breaks down from over use. For Jon it is a return to some money so he doesn't have to wait tables and tell the world how much he likes being a normal guy because he obviously doesn't.

Both Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin will be appearing on Couple's Therapy this season but not as a couple. Farrah will be solo and Jon Gosselin will be on the show with his "girlfriend" who he is saying is his girlfriend only for the show. Couple's Therapy is slowly moving from real couples and their problems and more towards really bad Surreal Life casting. Where is Verne Troyer peeing in a corner of the house while Chyna gets naked in the swimming pool  to prove she is a woman and Adrianne Currey gets naked for Peter Brady. You just can't write better television.

If these two hook up I wonder if Farrah will throw the guy a bone and actually sleep with him or if he will just have to watch as she becomes "best friends" with her married bodyguard. Taylor Swift will also be on the show with her "perfect boyfriend" but apparently not perfect enough to keep them from making a couple of hundred thousand and extending her fifteen minutes by thirty seconds.

Random Photos Part Three

This is the kind of look you don't see from Hugh Jackman very often. Looks like he's ready to party. The wife probably went to bed early.

Jennifer Aniston had to deny she was pregnant again.

Jake Gyllenhaal looks kind of used car salesman-ish here.

Jon Gosselin serving food at a place that could use a Kitchen Nightmare visit. Look at the place. Then again they did hire Jon Gosselin to serve food.

Julianne Hough on the way to see her brother.

Jesse Metcalfe works out with his girlfriend.

Julia Roberts gets ready to yell at her husband. No really. You just can't see him here.

Avril Lavigne is Phil Robertson's number one fan.

Jon Gosselin Is Now A Waiter

I joke a lot in the Random Photos when I see a photo of a celebrity in a fast food place and say they are working on their back up career. I'm not sure if I ever used that line on a Jon Gosselin photo but he's now working as a waiter at a place called Emily's Pub. The former reality star who used to pull in hundreds of thousands of dollars a year simply for doing nothing is now literally asking people if they want fries with that. It didn't take long to get to the bottom and he did so in spectacular fashion.

I will give him kudos for working a job and trying to do what he can to help out his family. He must hate going to work everyday and having members of the public asking him if he is who they think he is. It would have been much easier to get some kind of telemarketing job and be anonymous. There he is though working lunch and dinner shifts. According to The Enquirer he is only pulling in about $40-50 a shift in tips.

Considering how Kate has not been able to regain her popularity either, I would advise them to both say screw it and pretend to get back together or have some type of reconciliation and then pitch a new show together. That would be way better than Kate suing the guy for money she won't ever get and making her children hate her.

Kate Gosselin Is Suing Jon Gosselin

Kate Gosselin exchanged her kids with Jon Gosselin as usual this weekend and then sued the crud out of him yesterday. I'm sure the kids love their parents fighting all the time over stupid stuff that nobody cares about except for them. Kate is suing Jon, alleging that he hacked her computer and her phone and then gave all of the information to an author who wrote a tell all book. The book was pulled from shelves after Kate said the information had been gathered illegally.

Why is she suing? The guy has no money. None. So, you are going to sue him to make sure he never has any money? Great. And you are going to use your money to do that? When was the last time you had a show? A high paying job? Do you know how fast the lawyers will suck through your money? All because you are ticked off? I get it. He is scum. We knew that a long time ago. He is also the father of all your kids and do you want them to visit him at a studio apartment he shares with two other people because you bled him of every last penny?

Random Photos Part Four

Josh Hutcherson on a bike during a photoshoot.

Ashton Kutcher goes for the professorial look at a Jobs showing.

Lukas Haas walks a rare red carpet.

Long time no see also for Dermot Mulroney.

Kristin Chenoweth only wears her neck brace when she knows cameras will be around. Otherwise, not a trace.

A Kevin Federline wedding reception photo. Looks like they were having fun.

I guess we know why he slimmed down for a few weeks.

Kate Gosselin somehow got a cover. I find this more shocking than knowing she had sex voluntarily with Jon Gosselin.

Kate Hudson shows off her dance moves. Looks like the Macarena.