Thursday, November 14, 2013

Jon Gosselin And Farrah Abraham Need To Hook Up

What do you get when you cross Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin? A couple who would be willing to appear on every reality show you can think of just to make a buck and stay famous. For Farrah it is more to stay famous and so she doesn't have to keep making porn and sleeping with random guys until her Square breaks down from over use. For Jon it is a return to some money so he doesn't have to wait tables and tell the world how much he likes being a normal guy because he obviously doesn't.

Both Farrah Abraham and Jon Gosselin will be appearing on Couple's Therapy this season but not as a couple. Farrah will be solo and Jon Gosselin will be on the show with his "girlfriend" who he is saying is his girlfriend only for the show. Couple's Therapy is slowly moving from real couples and their problems and more towards really bad Surreal Life casting. Where is Verne Troyer peeing in a corner of the house while Chyna gets naked in the swimming pool  to prove she is a woman and Adrianne Currey gets naked for Peter Brady. You just can't write better television.

If these two hook up I wonder if Farrah will throw the guy a bone and actually sleep with him or if he will just have to watch as she becomes "best friends" with her married bodyguard. Taylor Swift will also be on the show with her "perfect boyfriend" but apparently not perfect enough to keep them from making a couple of hundred thousand and extending her fifteen minutes by thirty seconds.

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