Jessica Simpson Getting Her Hair Cut By Someone Else

You know it is a slow day when I am following up on a Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson post. Last month there were reports that Ken did not even consider a friend anymore, but that she was still a client. Apparently she is not even a client anymore. When asked, Ken, said, "No." The feeling seems to be that once Jessica hooked up with the washed up football guy without a job that Jessica stopped calling or talking to Ken. He feels used and that Jessica only calls him after guys dump her.

I can understand his feelings but I think most of the time people get involved in a relationship, friends take a back seat for awhile. After a couple of months though, when you determine the other person does not cut your hair at night or stay awake sharpening knives you start including them with the friends.

Jessica Simpson & Ken Paves Not BFF Anymore

In case you have not noticed and why would you really, Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson have not been hanging out for a long time. The once inseparable duo have split. I know, I know, this is right up there in importance with that American hiker coming home from Iran. Marc Malkin says Jessica did something wrong and Ken got upset. Supposedly Jessica has tried to make things better but Ken has put her into the acquaintance category. In fact, when he Tweeted who all of his friends were he did not include Jessica.

Hmm. I think all of this happened about the same time as Jessica starting to date that guy without the job. OK, you know what, he might have a job but it is a job I want because he is always on vacation with her and he was not that great of a football player to have much money left.

Ken told E! that he just has not had time to see Jessica because he is so busy. He has made time for everyone else on his friends list though.

I Hope Jessica Simpson Likes Threesomes

After the comments Gerard Butler made the other day about how he really only has threesomes now it makes you stop and wonder if Jessica Simpson really knows what she would get herself into by dating Gerard.

According to the NY Post, Jessica and Gerard had a dinner date last night with a few other friends. According to the source, the couple did that thing couples always do in the tabloids. Come on now say it with me. They only had eyes for each other. Can't someone come up with something more original? Please. It said they talked for two hours straight. Really? What the hell did they talk about for two hours straight? What happens to your image when you wear high waisted jeans to a concert?

At the end of the night the couple left together. Oh, not alone though. Ken Paves went with them. Ooooh. I thought Gerard Butler meant threesomes like with two women and him. Hmmm. Well, this just got more interesting if you think about it in that way. Jessica and Ken already do everything together and so this would just kind of seal the bond so to speak. Of course this could also be Gerard's one man campaign to trail after John Mayer and picking up his cast offs. First there was Jennifer Aniston and now Jessica Simpson. Next on the list would be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Watch out Jamie.

Jessica Simpson And Ken Paves Break Up

According to the NY Post, there is reason to believe that Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves have gone their separate ways. Yeah, kind of like the Journey song, but minus Steve Perry singing really loudly or Randy Jackson playing bass in some ridiculous outfit for which he paid a fortune. Anyway, it seems that when Jessica was on the cover of Vanity Fair, for which I will never forgive them, the stylist listed for Jessica is Oribe. Uh oh. Where was Ken? Well apparently Vanity Fair hates Ken, and when they had offered Jessica a cover shoot years prior, when she was actually cover worthy, she turned them down because her friendship with Ken was more important. Well, that friendship got tossed under the bus pretty quickly when Jessica needed some positive publicity in a national magazine didn't it?

Maybe this is why Jessica has not been going out so much. She has no one with whom to go out. Ashlee is off filming her television show and Tony is off anywhere but with Jessica and John Mayer is covering himself in lipstick and then taking pictures and so that leaves Jessica with Jessica. I guess she could go out with Caycee and Donald, but then Zach Braff always wants to come along and then Jessica gets drunk and thinks Zach really is a doctor and lets him examine her and so it gets really weird.

The NY Post might be on to something because it has been awhile since I saw them photographed together, but I don't go out of my way looking for photos of them, so I could be wrong.

Random Photos Part One

Absolutely incredible. Halle Berry at her very best.
Ditto for Gwen Stefani. This is in her top three photos of all time.
God, I am going to hell, but even Dane Cook looks good. I'm going to have to give myself a Kneepad Award if this keeps up.
Thank God for Calum Best and his wasting away to nothing.
You know life is pretty miserable for Tori Spelling when you are digging through Denise Richards' trash for your Halloween costume.

I know most of you could give a crap, but I am utterly fascinated with Peaches Geldof.
Speaking of crap. Patrick Dempsey on the streets of Paris.
The look on Ken Paves' face almost moved this to the very top. Even some things are too outrageous even for him. The sight of Jessica Simpson made him almost choke on his pina colada.
John Cusack and Marisa Tomei? Maybe he's just keeping her upright.

Random Photos Part One

babyface and his girlfriend at the Who's Your Caddy? premiere. Don't you think Cadillac would be a better fit than Ford?
Hey. Look who else showed up. The ex and her sperminator.
Well if there is one bright spot to these photos, it's that Amy obviously still has fans and also if she gains some weight there appears to be plenty of room for the boobs to grow.
I was going to say speaking of boobs, but you would take it the wrong way, so just enjoy Johnny half naked for two whole photos.

Speaking of half naked, Heather Locklear looks great for 45 or really at any age. Right Britney?
Michael Caine and Elton John on holiday. I don't know why they aren't smiling. The only time adults usually don't smile when on holiday is if the kids are in the backseat or if you are going to visit the inlaws.
Bindi Irwin's 9th birthday.
That reminds me, I need to see Me, Myself & Irene again.

When Tom is out of the country he sends his minion Leah Remini off to keep in close contact with the recruits.
I just threw up a little bit.
Awwww. Ken and Jen with matching hair color. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson spent her birthday at home. Alone.
Jon Favreau has lost a bunch of weight. Finally something to smile about today.

Random Photos Part One

The dog is wearing a Chloe Dao original. Yes, the one and only Chloe who won Project Runway. I thought she was doing well the last time we checked on her. I understand there could be lots of money doing designer dog wear, but is that what you really want to do forever or be known for?
From Mr. American Express being photographed in front of a huge MasterCard sign to his previously unknown talent in regards to foot longs, Jerry Seinfeld is not captured at his best moment ever.
Honestly, her horse face doesn't look as bad when she's dressed down like this. Maybe it's the hat. Maybe she should always wear a baseball hat. Designer dress with a Mets cap.
"The dogs name? How the hell should I know? I came to the event and they threw this dog in my arms and said work it."
This photo is from a HAIR cutting contest. It's important to get half naked for a HAIR cutting contest. The shampoo lady is going to love it when I get half naked next time because I want to look like the model in the HAIR cutting contest. It's not even that great of a haircut. She did a nice job on his chest though. No hair to be seen.
He's not looking at her eyes, and he's clearly disappointed that she chose to wear a bra, and a shirt, and a jacket. He finally gets to meet Victoria Beckham and she's got more clothes on here than the last 4 days combined.
Megan Fox poses like she's going to be on the cover of Vogue. It's actually a Transformers press conference in Seoul and the reporters had no idea what she was doing. She actually started walking in front of the stage area like it was a runway show. Well I don't know what you can expect from a woman who says that when she has a "thought she gets it as a tattoo." She has five tattoos so I guess she has had five thoughts in her life. One of her tattoos says "Brian's" and it points right down to her "pie" as she put it.
"I'm in a foreign country now. So maybe my I'm a director and producer line will work."
"I messed up her hair repeatedly and made myself famous in the process. Come to my school and you can also learn to make everyone look like a tranny slut, and have them pay you and take you everywhere while doing it."

Random Photos

1. This is an alien portal.
2. Suri is almost as tall as dad.
3. Did people used to watch your movies dad?

I wonder what Orlando Bloom did on the flight to Asia.
One way to get rid of that baby weight. I guess she's not breast feeding.

Speaking of breast feeding. I guess Ken can pretend he's with John or something.

I think Johnny Depp just accumulates stuff to put on until he falls over. Then he takes it all off and starts again the next day.

The good Brittany eats ice cream with her boyfriend.

Ummm. The wrong one's being walked.