Random Photos Part Two

Long time no see for Marla Maples who was in NYC with her daughter Tiffany Trump.

Minka Kelly always gets snapped after leaving her workout. I'm sure she would like more before photos. Less sweat.

Mickey Rourke and his Zoolander wig.

Nicole Kidman got her personal pap out for an early morning jog.

Nicole Richie takes her daughter and dog out for a walk while

Benji and Joel Madden talk about their new record at Sirius yesterday.

Patricia Clarkson at the premiere of her new movie which also brought out

Sean Young and

Jan Brady who ran down the red carpet screaming, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia."

Random Photos Part Two

Lea Michele sure has been sending out a lot of bikini photos as of late.

Lauren Silverman gave birth three days ago and is already out shopping.

Milla Jovovich filming her new movie.

Mila Kunis hides her face in shame as she continues dating Ashton Kutcher.

Marla Maples turned 50. I'm not sure why Donald Trump divorced her. He probably cheated.

Michelle Rodriguez hangs out with Cara Delevingne.

Adele was there too, but not with the other two.

Meg Ryan and her daughter.

Olivia Wilde wanders through the airport looking for a bathroom.

He Can't Even Keep A Fake Relationship Together

The thing about fake relationships is they are supposed to be able to go on for an almost indefinite period because, well they are fake. There are no stresses about how you look or if the other person has a job or if they bathe frequently. It is just about being friends and as long as that continues then the fake relationship should also continue.

So, quite honestly it came as a bit of a shock when that dude who used to be on The Bachelor split up with Marla Maples. I thought that one had the potential to go on for years. I don't actually watch The Bachelor mind you. He might not have been on it at all. Someone could have just said he was on The Bachelor and I would say OK. Apparently the woman he chose on the show practically laughed at him and the ridiculousness of their relationship and so "the engagement" didn't last very long.

So when Andy Baldwin (I know, I know, it is why I called him dude. Too many Baldwins) suddenly showed up on the beach in Hawaii posing and air kissing Marla Maples I laughed and laughed and posted their photos and laughed some more. I mean come on. I thought it was good for Marla because she has been out of the public eye, but the only people who believed it were probably the people who paid them to pose on the beach like that.

Never saw them together again except for one more high publicity event. Then whoosh. Gone. When Andy who is now living in Washington DC was asked about Marla the other night he said, "The big move coupled with the long distance relationship wasn't working for us so I decided we were better off as friends."

So, just in case you were curious he is saying that he dumped Marla. Please. Isn't this guy gay? Is someone actually believing what he is saying?

You know what Marla said about Andy at the height of their two week relationship? "He's a good soul." Yeah that screams hot monkey love.

Christina Fulton Charity Event

Aaaah. Nicolas Cage looks like the picture of health doesn't he? His wife looks pretty though.
Nicolas Cage's ex and their son. My family is a hugging family, but thankfully, my mom never hugged me like that or I might have decided to grow my hair like Cousin It and wear makeup. Whoops. Too late to help here.

I haven't seen Marla Maples in, well forever.

Shar Jackson looks really pretty. Hard to see what she saw in Mr. K-Fed.