Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Helen Mirren and my buddy Martha Plimpton hanging out in the Palm Springs sunshine.
I'm not exactly sure what Miss Teen Of America is, but apparently she is a reader, so yay!
Meanwhile, contestants for the Miss America pageant attempt to see who can pretend to eat ice cream the most realistically.
Mark Wahlberg getting an award for acting?!? Can't be singing. Must be acting.
Natalie Portman not looking very pregnant, but very gold trimmed.
Love Sparrow's hair.
A book I would actually read. Patton Oswalt does need some sun though.
Pete Wentz gets a perm.
Judging by the attire I would say Simon just attended a garage sale at Michael Lohan's house.
Wendie Malick an a martini. That is a party.

Random Photos Part Two

Which do you prefer? The serious Joshua Jackson or
the laugh a minute Joshua Jackson? I watched Ocean's Eleven again the other night and Joshua Jackson looks like he has dropped 25 pounds since that movie.
Jennifer Lopez at the World Music Awards, well, because, umm, oh yeah, her husband makes music.
Even worse was the news that Hayden P was a co-host because, well, umm, her show got canceled and she had nothing to do.
The other co-host was Clara Morgane, who yes, is a singer, but is more well known for being a French porn star.
One of my favorites ever, Jonathan Pryce, along with Jack Davenport, Gore Verbinski and Orlando Bloom.
Doesn't Jake actually have a job? Is he still working?
Judge & Amy Reinhold.
Kelly McGillis on a red carpet. Very rare.
The diva, Lea Michele.
Her maybe one time ex Matthew Morrison.
Once a Goonie, always a Goonie. Martha Plimpton.
Hello Michelle Rodriguez. I mean that literally since I can see all of her.

Random Photos Part One

St. Patrick's Day Parade - New York City
St. Patrick's Day Parade - Belfast
Katharine Keating just makes the whole showing off the breasts thing much easier by bringing her own Mardi Gras beads. None of that fumbling around for beads to toss. She is thoughtful enough to bring her own, and I for one am grateful.
Jean Michel Jarre - Glasgow
I just won $50M for f**king a Beatle and now I'm going to Disney World.
Eddie Izzard is, well, incredible.
One Republic - Amsterdam
Like I would ever say anything bad about anyone in The Goonies , especially Martha Plimpton.
Matt Dallas just because.
Mutya Buena - Belfast
Kimora Lee Simmons looks good which is not really saying much, but you know, every little bit helps.
Velvet Revolver - Leeds
The one and only Scott Cohen. Well actually with such a common name there are probably like a million Scott Cohen's but you get the idea.
Roisin Murphy - London
I bet the folks over at Cheetos are happy.
So did you see the episode of Entourage with Peter Dinklage? Priceless.

Random Photos Part One -- Supersize Edition Chock Full Of Sweeney Todd Goodness And Other Essential Minerals

I kind of went crazy with photos today, so there will be at least two parts to the photos today. So, if you don't see what you want, just wait. I know what you like, and I always deliver. Well, I deliver to you. I actually have failed to deliver in person several times if you know what I mean. I think it is all the meds I take. Not that the meds alone are bad, but I don't think you are supposed to combine them with non-prescribed meds. Anyway, here is Orlando Bloom taking a photo of a damn pigeon. Just because the pigeon happens to be in Nepal doesn't change the fact that it is still just a rat with wings.
Maura Tierney is one of those women who just gets hotter and sexier as she ages.
Not so much Martha Plimpton. It's tough to say anything bad about any of the Goonies except of course for Corey Feldman, but Martha doesn't look well here. Let's just put it down to bad shellfish or something, and give her another shot because if you just look from the neck down she looks pretty good.
The whole shout at the devil thing just doesn't really work for Megan Fox. Not that she wouldn't take on the whole band at once mind you. No, she is not the answer to that particular blind item, but I'm just saying.

Selma Blair trying to get Ashley Olsen to play for the same team.
Rainn Wilson and his lovely wife Holiday Reinhorn.
Rob Thomas has confused mug shots and movie premieres.
I was just thinking of Rebecca DeMornay. Now if I could just get Tom Cruise somehow deleted out of Risky Business life would be good.
You think Russell Brand was happy to meet the Queen?
Zachary Quinto with extra turtle.
I leave the movie reviews to DnfromMN, but you need to see Tilda Swinton and in particular Stephanie Daley. It is amazing. The fact that Amber Tamblyn is in it has not clouded my judgment at all.
Well we know one thing for sure. Tim Burton did not break his fingers trying to wash his hair.
It was about 65 last night in LA. Obviously Sarah Silverman must just love wearing gloves.
Shirley Manson is always lovely, but has a mouth like a sailor.