Nick Cokas Can Stop Pretending To Look For A Job

Hey, Nick Cokas. Guess what? You can go back to laying on the couch and doing nothing. No need for you to keep pretending to search for a job that you had never wanted in the first place. Your new wife, got a job. It only pays $250,000 a year before taxes, agency commissions, lawyer fees, publicist fees, and greedy husbands, but it is at least enough that Nick can sit on his ass for a little longer.

Katharine McPhee is the new face of Neutrogena. No, not the entire company. Not even the aging line or the other good ones already taken by Hayden Panettiere or Vanessa Hudgens or Mischa Barton. No, Katharine is going to be the face of their anti-acne product line. So, Katharine will get a whole bunch of photos taken of her with no makeup and some big red marks which may or may not be zits, and then voila they will vanish thanks to Neutrogena. Meanwhile, Nick will be piling on the pounds at the craft service table, yelling encouraging things, while asking for a part for himself and hitting on anything that looks like it has the possibility of making more money than Katharine.

On a side note, I believe that is one whole dollar in Nick's hand for the valet. Last of the big spenders there Nick. If you are trying to save money, use a meter. Otherwise tip the valet the money that Katharine gave you to tip him and not pocket half for yourself.

The Katharine McPhee Wedding

I thought about just plain commenting on the Katharine McPhee/Nick Cokas wedding and then realized I didn't have much to say on my own because I really don't care all that much about them as a couple or her career. Then I read the article from People. (I am saying their name because I am going to post their article here, and I would hate for them to get more pissed at me than they currently are. Seems they don't like being called Kneepads Magazine. Go figure.

Singer-actress Katharine McPhee married producer Nick Cokas on Saturday in Beverly Hills, her rep Justin Gray Stone confirms exclusively to PEOPLE.

I guess when you are a PA on a Mickey Rourke film 18 years ago, you can call yourself a producer. Hell, this is Hollywood. Notice that even though he is this big-shot producer, it was her rep who confirmed it exclusively to People. I love how the whole world knew, but the rep only confirmed it with People, thus an exclusive. Wonder if People paid for the cake.

The 23-year-old American Idol season five runner-up and Cokas, 42, exchanged vows in a late afternoon ceremony at Beverly Hills Presbyterian Church.

"(Nick) is the love of my life," McPhee gushed to PEOPLE. "This is a once in a lifetime occasion and everything is just perfect."

Somehow I am doubting that Katharine stopped everything at any point on her wedding day to talk to People. What she did was have her rep make up how she was probably feeling. Does any other magazine use the word gush in a sentence? I also guarantee that 305 people coming to your wedding may be a once in a lifetime occasion, but I think we all know that more than one marriage is coming in her lifetime.

McPhee wore a strapless ivory Manuel Mota gown and Neil Lane jewels (diamond and platinum chandelier earrings and diamond and platinum bracelets), while Cokas wore an Armani tuxedo. Fellow season five Idol contestants Kellie Pickler and Mandisa were among the 305 guests on hand for the nuptials.

I hope Cokas didn't sweat too much because those rental people get pissed if you have sweat stains all over the jackets. So Kellie and Mandisa are the only friends she has left from the show. Nice.

McPhee and Cokas met in 2005 when they performed in a Los Angeles theater production of The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Their union began as a friendship and blossomed when McPhee auditioned for American Idol later that year.

Their friendship blossomed when they went on a date and she told him that she made it to Hollywood. A 40 year old guy starring in a local production of the Ghost and Mrs. Muir can see a meal ticket when it is staring at him in the face.

The two quietly got engaged last year when Cokas presented her with a custom-designed round brilliant cut platinum and diamond engagement ring.

Which he is either still paying for or for which he borrowed her credit card or used all his allowance.

McPhee recently wrapped filming the Anna Faris comedy I Know What Boys Like.

That is the People Magazine way to say she has nothing else at all coming up and this wedding better get her some kind of project or she is going to be paying for that honeymoon with Playboy money.

Now, if you think I am a bit miffed about this whole thing, I am, because honestly when I met her last year I got the vibe that I had a chance. That is when I did that blind item that they were done. I think they were done at that point almost a year ago. I don't know what happened or how much ass Nick kissed over the past year, but he got her. Now if he could just get her some parts he could start working on that 50% of her earnings.

Random Photos Part One

Everytime I see Rihanna with that boot, I always think of Claire Huxtable when she broke her foot before the big party.
Maybe this time Rachel Nichols will say thank you.
So in the what I hate department, I hate guys who are pushing 40 wearing baseball caps sideways. Plus he's in London. With the exception of Amy Winehouse, everyone should dress nicer in London. I mean have you ever seen a better dressed crack addict than Pete Doherty?
This is Teri's sexy pose. I would hate to see her ugly pose.
The way to an old, bald man's heart is through his stomach.

See. Although she did stop him from grabbing her ass.
"Let's get ready to have severe weight loss."
"No, I'm not a screamer. I'm more of a grunter. But, the problem was Adam couldn't get it up and so he was frustrated, and I felt like if I said anything it would make it worse."
This one is too easy, much like the subject herself.
Now Becks has an idea of what it's like to be in Coach.

"Your name is what?"

"Ever"

"Ever? As in happily ever after?"

"Yep. Ever Carradine."

"Congratulations on having sex with Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Kind of like your own Charlie's Angels. Can I be your Bosley? I'm very good."
Any picture without Dax is a good picture of Kate Hudson.
Yes, Kat von D looks like a bit of a mess here, BUT she is wearing a Thin Lizzy belt buckle.

Might as well start with a tough one. Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Definitely a real relationship. No marriage. Children a possibility, if not a probability. She will stick it out longer than he will. They WILL be a couple this time next year.

I guess I will make some people mad now. Oh well, it is what I do. Not that I am happy about it. Although I do admit when I talk about Denise Richards later it will make me happy. BUT only her. Everyone else I want to be happy, but this is the real world, Hollywood style, and most of the time relationships do not last. So, Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas. I think this was true love and marriage and babies and happily ever after. UNTIL Idol. Now, I see it is a love lost kind of thing and would not be surprised to see him out with someone else in the future. I think she will stay single longer but we may not notice it because I do not think pap are following Nick. I have seen and been up close with Katharine at least six or seven times in the last two months, and this is the vibe I am getting. So, this couple will NOT be together next year at this time.