Brandi Brandt Sentenced To Six Years In Jail

Brandi Brandt used to be on top of the world. OK, well as much as you can be on top of the world if you are a Playboy Playmate and have to ride the Hef train every night. She was a centerfold and once was married to Nikki Sixx. He has been married to everyone. Anyway, back in 2007 Brandi and some of her associates smuggled drugs into Australia by hiding them on airplanes and then cleaners would pick them up. Last year Brandi was extradited to Australia and today in Australia was sentenced to six years in jail for her part in the drug ring. If she had done the crime in LA that would mean she would probably serve a week. Instead, she committed the crime in Australia and will be lucky to get out in about three years. 

Random Photos Part Three - I Heart Radio Music Awards

Jared Leto and Billy Ray Cyrus

Selena Gomez

Adam Lambert

Corey Feldman wearing Michael Lohan

Nikki Sixx and Courtney Bingham

Ashley Greene

Hilary Duff

Mya

Cheryl Burke

Jennifer Lopez and Rihanna

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Ricky Martin poses for his Plenty Of Fish profile while in Brazil.

Robert Pattinson continues to film his movie while

his ex is filming hers with Julianne Moore.

Amanda Seyfried gets half naked for a magazine shoot.

Savannah Guthrie got married and four months pregnant over the weekend.

Nikki Sixx got married for the millionth time. The lucky person this time around is Traci Bingham.

Ashlee Simpson hangs out with her son. Haven't seen that in awhile.

Scarlett Johansson heads back to Paris.

Teresa and Joe Guidice hang out with their daughter over the weekend.

No More Late Night Booty Calls For Denise Richards & Nikki Sixx

This is what happens when late night, next door booty calls get known to the world. You then have to let everyone know that you have stopped hooking up with them so when you have someone new coming over to service your late night sexual cravings people don't think there is some kind of cheating. Neither party is a stranger to extremely short term hookups so this is not anything that is probably going to break their hearts. My guess is that when Denise was in Maui with her kids and dad, Nikki probably hooked up with 20 other people and Denise had enough.

Nikki Sixx And Denise Richards Dating - Midnight Booty Calls

Apparently Nikki Sixx is adding to his Playboy collection. Nixxi Sixx, who has married two Playboy models is apparently dating Denise Richards. Denise has been in Playboy a few times so this would seem right up Nikki's alley. Plus, Denise loves the guys who have had drug and alcohol problems in their past so this would seem like her perfect match too. US Weekly says the pair has been spotted out having dates near their homes and on Nikki's Twitter he said that he was having a midnight hookup with a beautiful maiden. Hmm, maybe it is not Denise. Maybe to jazz up my dating life I need to color my few remaining hairs, get some tats, and live off the fame I earned 30 years ago.

Baywatch Reunion

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. You try and take out your cell phone and take a photo while the judge is talking. Yesterday I was over at the courthouse and was trying to find a friend of mine for some lunch and wandered into this courtroom looking for them. As small and as squished as this drawing is, the courtroom is even smaller and squishier. Everyone is close in this courtroom. The first thing I noticed is this big head of dyed black hair with spikes. (#4) As I soon as I saw it was Nikki Sixx, I knew Donna D'Errico must be in the room somewhere, and she was. (#3)

I only stayed about ten minutes, and left when Nikki Sixx walked out to take a break, but what I saw was that #10 looked to be Nikki's top whore while #6 and #7 were just used when he was bored with #10. #7 was African-American, but also had a British accent, so I guess that would make her African-British which doesn't make much sense, so lets just call her black. She looked the nicest. The top whore and #6 not all that hot looking.

#5 was Nikki's bald headed lawyer, and quite possibly one of the most rumpled looking people in the world, especially when you contrast him with #8 and #9 who I swore were models but were actually lawyers. #8 was a guy and #9 a woman and they worked together, and hopefully for the sake of the world's future were also going to breed.

#1 was the biggest surprise of the day. #1 was Alexandra Paul who was there with her husband (#2) to support Donna. Alexandra Paul looks freaking amazing. When I got back to the office I had to see how hold she is, because she was just in jeans and a t-shirt and looked incredible. Turns out she is almost 45 and looks 25. That diet and crazy thing she does called exercise must have paid off because I will say right now she is the best looking 45 year old in Hollywood. She had on no makeup, no nothing, and had been sitting with Donna for probably 3 hours by the time I saw her, and she looked great. Her husband, also an athlete, looked a little puffy. Donna just looked tired. It looked like she was tired of being there. Again, she had no lawyer and seemed like the shy little flower in the corner. Nikki kind of dominated the room because he had so many people with him. By the way, Nikki looked like a guy who is afraid to let go of his youth. He was trying to wear jeans that made him look like an idiot, but it was the dyed black hair that has to go. Maybe it was because he gave it a fresh dye or something the day before, but he just walked around like an ass when he left the court room, and I could see him being a complete ass to Donna as well. I have also decided that she is probably not turning tricks on the side like Nikki has said in the past. Honestly, when you look at her, you don't see Baywatch or Playboy. Oh, she is pretty enough, but it is like she has no life at all inside. Just someone who is looking lost and this close to just breaking down completely. Plus, knowing what I know about Alexandra Paul I find it hard to believe she would hang out with someone who is turning tricks to make a living.

Oh, I forgot 12 and 13. From what I could tell, #12 was the husband who cheated on #13 with #11 who basically didn't even bother to get dressed when she came to court. You will be happy to know #13 seemed to be kicking ass because #12's lawyer was in a really bad mood.

Sorry if this wasn't clear. Generally every morning a judge will hear between 10-50 matters. Some last 30 seconds and some last fifteen minutes. Donna and Nikki were almost last on this last and so were having to sit through the entire calendar. When I saw them it was almost lunch, so they had probably been sitting there for 3 hours waiting their turn. #12 and #13 had four or five issues before the judge and so their attorneys were arguing the entire time I was in the courtroom.

Donna D'Errico Has Plenty Of Money

Last time there was a court hearing between Donna D'Errico and Nikki Sixx, Donna didn't even bother showing up. Yesterday, she showed up, but told the judge, "no thanks" to any money from her ex. The judge questioned Donna several times to make sure that she was waiving any financial support from Nikki.

Donna said she didn't need the money and that she just wanted everything to be over. According to Nikki's testimony at an earlier hearing, Donna has been making money as a hooker. I guess former Baywatch and Playboy babes can charge more than the women on the street. If you want a night with Donna, I'm guessing it is in the $10,000-15,000 range, but she throws in a free t-shirt so it's all good.

After the hearing, Donna told TMZ that she was in the process of writing an autobiography. Most of you might think it is going to be some tell all about Nikki. I think there will be a certain portion devoted to it, but I also think the majority is going to be about how Donna got work in Hollywood and what she was forced to do, and by whom. Nikki is a rock star. People will just say it is part of the game for any asshole behavior on his part. The rest of the book is what should be incredible.

Former Baywatch Babe Now A Hooker

If you thought the legal proceedings in Charlie and Denise were nasty, here is something even better.

In divorce proceedings being held this week involving the marriage of former Baywatch star Donna D'errico and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue, Nikki had this to say during his testimony.

"I heard she was doing high end call-girl work. I was freaking out. Your head starts to spin. We have a child together."

Of course one wonders how many hookers Nikki has had over the years who had kids as well as groupies he slipped a couple of bucks to or didn't who also had kids. It's only wrong in his mind when it is the mother of his child. Umm, do you think maybe she might be doing it to earn a living because you are trying to make sure she doesn't get a penny from you, and really has no career.

I guess Donna could go back to stripping. According to other testimony given during the week, Nikki was shocked to learn that Donna was a stripper in Vegas as a teen before heading out to LA. Wow, a stripper turned actress? That has to be a first in the history of LA. I'm sure Nikki is convinced that Donna is the only person who has ever done this, despite all the strippers Nikki has probably met over the years who told him they wanted to be an actress. Does he expect them all to stay single forever, or just not marry him?

Nikki is a prick and his total double standard hypocrisy when it comes to his wife is no different from watching an episode of The Sopranos with one set of standards for the women they slept with and another for their wives and children. At least with The Sopranos though, it was fiction. Nikki is a real live jackass.