Boots US Launch

Yeah, you better be smiling, pal. Even if Ali wasn't always at the top she would be here for this look. This is probably the best she has ever looked.
I don't show enough photos of Christina Milian. We need more fresh faces in the gossip world. The regulars are looking tired and old and I'm tired of showing them. Of course as I say that, Man Hands herself is at the bottom of this little lineup.

"Hi. I'm Emmy Rossum. I took the picture with the guy so he can brag to all his friends. Now give me my free stuff."

Two more fresh faces. Jill Marie Jones and Autumn Reeser.

The two foot tattoos are what really make this outfit.

"Hi. I'm Pauly Shore. I used to be famous and could get any girl I wanted. Now, I look like I'm one step away from being Jeff Conaway's evil twin brother."

"You can say you slept with me if you want. Who won't believe you? Hey, Boots is a drugstore... do you guys sell Valtrex here?"

Random Photos

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz look like high school kids in this photo.

Halle Berry hiding an alleged pimple which is why she was going to a dermatologist.

Alicia Keys at a Knicks game.

Heidi Klum promoting QVC. She looks so good.

Fergie not looking so good.

Fergie looking even worse. Look at that hand around Lisa Loeb's neck. Not quite Michael Jackson clutching at Japanese, but close.

Pauly Shore and Kim Kardashian. This photo defines 15 minutes.

Shanna Moakler at her birthday party. "Run Travis. Run."

Paul Anderson and Milla Jovovich.

I've seen Alicia Witt looking better. Much better.