Holy Crack Pipe Batman. Richard Grieco Has A Job

Richard Grieco who was last seen working about two years ago in a three episode arc of Veronica Mars has got himself a steady paycheck, at least for a few weeks. Wow. You remember Richard don't you? This is the guy who was the biggest star on 21 Jump Street. Johnny Depp who?

Since that quick rise to fame though, he has been on one long downward spiral with the lone exception being his Oscar worthy performance in Night At The Roxbury. You are probably wondering who the hell gave him a job? Well, it is that place in the sky where people who were not famous enough for The Surreal Life go, it is Gone Country. Yes, that show that brought us Bobby Brown singing country is back for another season and this time they have truly outdone themselves in finding people no one remembers.

Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner, former Monkees drummer Micky Dolenz, funk master George Clinton, '80s pop star Taylor Dayne, Prince protégé and drummer Sheila E and former American Idol runner-up Justin Guarini.

OK, so we have heard of most of them. Actually I like all of them a lot except for Justin Guarini. At least they all can sing can't they? Can Richard sing? Wow, I want to watch Richard and George Clinton sing a duet.

My early guess is that Taylor Dayne wins because she actually has talent. George has bunches of talent but I don't know if he can sing country.

Damn, I think I will actually watch this one.

Random Photos Part One

I think the dog actually weighs more than Jessica Alba.
Drew Barrymore and the Unabomber do some shopping.
Hollywood's latest fashion statement. Now you don't need to see a bare back to see if there is a tramp stamp. Ana Ortiz shows how everyone can wear their clothes and tell the world what's underneath.
I guess Lindsay just told the guy who she married. Either that or they were reminiscing about Race For Your Life Charlie Brown.

Kat DeLuna might want to rethink the whole promotional events involving actual cats.
Wow, if John Mayer's his depressed after being with Cameron Diaz, he must have been suicidal after being with Jessica Simpson.
Jamie Lynn Sigler getting wet...in the rain.
Sophia Bush is at a clean the beaches event in North Carolina. Ummm. Sophia, the idea is to actually put something in the bag.

Speaking of bags. Renee Zellweger gets her nails done. I could think of other priorities for her.
It looks like Mark Indelicato might have got a little something that Rebecca Romijn wasn't expecting him to get.
Richard Grieco and Mickey Rourke continue their contest to see which man can get the most work done.
I still think Mickey is winning.

From one big pussy to another.

Do you remember in the film Delirious when Eddie Murphy was actually funny and did an impression of Ralph Kramden doing Ed Norton up the butt?
Sienna Miller didn't see the sign and is forced to leave. No, not the no nudists allowed but rather the no dogs allowed.
Another Pink Panther movie? Probably the same people who greenlighted Jurassic Park IV.