Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Shanna Moakler showing off her body while filming her reality show in Hawaii.

Vanessa Williams was also spotted in a bikini over the weekend.

At the opposite end of the spectrum, the normally revealing Sofia Vergara was all covered during filming of Modern Family.

Scout Willis trying to look cool while wearing a dead animal.

Harvey Keitel and Fisher Stevens were at the same party with

David Blaine who made the fish disappear and

Padma Lakshmi appear. Or the fish could have just moved.

Ashley Tisdale wants to be a farmer while

Lorde goes shopping with Taylor Swift.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Kyle Richards helps Camille Grammer celebrate her birthday while half naked men watch over them.
Lisa Vanderpump was there with Giggy.
And Paul and Adrienne were there too. Did Paul get some plugs?
Not getting any plugs yet is Hank Baskett who had nothing better to do yesterday so went with Kendra Wilkinson to her interview with Mario Lopez.
Liam Neeson is meeting lots of new friends lately.
Maggie Gyllenhaal got her own milk commercial. She is not the person I would think of for one.
Marisa Tomei with her serious, I have not found the bar yet look.
Nathan Fillion gets help with carrying his bags, because you know, he is a star. They don't do those kinds of things.
The New York City Ballet brought out some stars last night. Stella McCartney, Naomi Watts, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jessica Seinfeld.
Liv Tyler looking gorgeous was there too.
Ditto Paul McCartney and his wife to be Nancy Shevell.
Oh yeah, one of your favorites, Christopher Meloni was also there.
Is Shanna Moakler quoting a price here or going to eat the chip?
Notice how all the crew manages to take their break right when Sofia Vergara arrives.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Matthew M and Ryan Phillippe in Paris. Kind of different looks for them.
Reese on her wedding day and
with Robert Pattinson last night.
Do you get the feeling you don't want to mess with Shana Moakler. Not very approachable looking.
Oh yeah, wrestling is a sport.
Apparently these men are known as The Hunks of Cannes. Not sure what service they perform or to whom, but here you go.
This is The Hoff's new girlfriend. She works in a factory and in her spare time likes to date old guys who piss themselves from drinking so much.
Tara Reid looks good when she is sober. Now, if only she could eat something and get out of the junior sizes.
Don't think Victoria is a hands on mom?

Travis Barker Says The Child Molester Is Still In Shanna Moakler's Life

TMZ has the latest about the argument that happened on Monday in Rhode Island when the police were called to the place Shanna Moakler was staying. Apparently Travis Barker was dropping off the kids with their mom when he noticed a car down the street which belongs to a convicted child molester. According to court records this convicted child molester is supposed to stay away from the kids and is not allowed to be anywhere near them. Seems sane enough.

So, Travis called the cops. When the police came they looked through the house. They didn't see the molester so Travis left the kids with Shanna. He then went and Tweeted to the whole world that the mother of his kids is a big piece of s**t. Lovely.

Shanna called her rep who released a statement saying "It is really sad at this point that Shanna can't enjoy her children with her family in peace. Why would police let the kids stay if this apparent "uncle" was actually there. Shanna and Travis need to work this out without the media being involved. There are young children involved and its just not fair."

Umm, the police did let the kids stay there, but only because the child molester wasn't there at that time. For someone who Shanna claims was not involved in her life he sure does seem to come around frequently. That really scares me. It is kind of strange also that he apparently travels with Shanna as well. I wonder if he is her boyfriend and that is what the term uncle comes from.

"My Uncle And I Are Suing" "I Don't Have An Uncle"

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are at it again. By at it again I mean fighting. They will say anything about each other to the public but this might be a new low for both of them. The other day Travis accused Shanna of endangering their children by letting them spend time with her sex offender uncle. Shanna immediately went to her Twitter page where she said she and her uncle were going to sue. Well apparently what you and I consider to be an uncle isn't what Shanna considers to be an uncle. Today she said, "I don't have a uncle, second, I would NEVER endanger the lives of my children, I find making public spectacles humiliating not just for our children but for our entire families."

What she doesn't say is whether or not the person referred to as an uncle is actually a sex offender and whether her kids have been around him. Yes, she says she never endangers the life of her kids but I think if she is exposing her children at all to a sex offender that she needs to explain how she prevents them from being endangered. Second, her remarks about public spectacles being humiliating is ridiculous. She is a public spectacle and she has shown no signs of ever following this policy in the past so I find it extremely disingenuous for her to say that now.

That being said, I wish both of them would try and keep these things out of the public eye. Everytime they open their mouths they need to realize their kids will read and see all of this. Gone are the days where you could say something and not have your children ever see what you said. Every negative thing they have ever said in public will be read by their kids and the friends of their kids and they need to start acting like parents and stop thinking of themselves first.

Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler Fight Of The Day

I think part of the problem in the Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler marriage is they spend way too much time thinking of new ways to use the internet to trash each other. If they put as much energy into their relationship and kids as they do to find new ways to let the world know why the other sucks so bad, maybe their relationship would be decent. OK, that probably is too much to hope for, but one can always hope.

In the latest round of fighting, Travis decided he wanted to take a shot at the mother of his children. He did so via a Twitter because, what good is it trashing your wife unless you can let the world in on your loathing.

"Kids are not to be used as weapons. Deadbeat moms that sleep all day, seeking money, attention like 2 do so. Just hurts the kids in the end."

That was his first blast of the day and what he is forgetting is that he has now told his kids that he considers their mom to be a deadbeat who is lazy and wants nothing more than attention. I'm not sure that doesn't hurt your kids in the end, but hey, Travis knows best right?

Apparently he still had another 140 characters in him because he followed up with that message with this one a short time later.

"Giving birth 2 a child doesn't make u a good mom. Taking care of them, loving them, waking up with them, spending time with them does."

Much better message, but still, do you think you should be trashing your wife and the mother of your kids online in front of millions of people? I have said this before, but what on earth are those kids seeing everyday at home? People who hate each other this much online must be a real piece of work when they are actually together.

Shanna Moakler & Michael Lohan Tied For Fame Whore Award

In one of the closest contests in years, Michael Lohan and Shanna Moakler are vying to see who can contribute the most worthless information to tabloids and yet still earn a living doing it. Earlier this week it looked as if Michael was going to run away with the competition. With Shanna no longer involved with the Miss California USA pageant and having nothing relevant to say about any topic she was desperate. So, she did what she has done so many times before. Much like when Michael pulls a Lindsay quote out of his hat, Shanna decided that she and Travis Barker are back together and told Star all about it for a little pocket money.

That's right. Just two weeks ago they were done. This was after Travis caught Shanna having sex with another guy. No matter though, now the couple is back together and according to Shanna they are stronger than ever before. I guess that is fancy speak for my boyfriend is out of town shooting a movie and so I might as well be with Travis.

"[We are] 100 per cent together. We are absolutely talking about one day renewing our vows. We love passionately, we fight passionately. That's just who we are."

Yeah, that's fine. I really don't care what you do at home and if the two of you are cheating on one another. What I do care about is that you are revealing your relationship day by day to the tabloids because no matter what you try and do you can never stay in the spotlight enough to make you happy. You had your reality show shot at fame and it sucked. No one wants to see you. You married and divorced well and that is pretty much your claim to fame. Yeah, yeah she was Miss USA or something, but no one knows the name of any Miss USA five minutes after they win unless they get involved in some kind of scandal. You could throw a parade of the past 50 years of them in front of me and I might recognize three names.

Some of Shanna's kids are old enough to read now I think. Umm, what do you think they would say if they read mommy and daddy are divorcing and now we are back together. I am confused as hell and I just read about it. I don't even want to guess how many times one or the other has probably left the house for a day or a week and nothing ever gets said. Probably because Shanna didn't need the money that week.

How Does That Help The Children?

Last week Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler broke up again after Travis found out that Shanna was sleeping with Gerard Butler which he found offensive. Not Gerard personally but just the whole Shanna is pretending to care about me lying almost dead in the hospital so she can get publicity but is having sex with Gerard at home every night kind of thing. Anyway, I think we all thought that Shanna would go find a rich husband, have a few kids and Travis and DJ Adam would continue their love fest for each other.

It turns out though that Shanna and Travis are still living together. Oh yes. According to US Weekly, the couple have decided to stay shacked up and pretend they are one big happy family for the sake of the kids. Uh huh. Seriously? So, are they sharing the same bedroom then? How are they explaining that one to the kids if they aren't?

I mean I know it is one thing if you are like Suri and your parents have never slept in the same room so you don't know any better, but I think their kids know something is up. They don't fight now? Being fake in front of one another doesn't help the kids. It makes the kids confused. It especially confuses them if mom or dad brings home someone to spend the night which I'm guessing is a real possibility. You say they wouldn't do something so callous. I want you to think about with whom we are dealing.

If you are going to split up, then split. The whole back and forth thing is not good for the kids or yourselves. Plus, I really want to see what idiot guy Shanna traps next.