MTV Movie Awards Part 1
Everyone loved Jason Mewes last week so he gets the top spot.
It really is his goddaughter (Skyler Shaye-age 20). I'm sure that's why he's smiling like that. Hey did you hear the story about Woody Allen?
Stopped by Costco on the way to the show and got extra tube socks.
This outfit just screams TV Guide Channel. Oh, wait. Kimberly Caldwell already has that covered.
Which one is pregnant again?
"It sounded really poignant and wise when I was drunk." Hey Megan, at least they spelled everything right.
"I'm really good at this faking thing. All you have to do is smile and pretend that you like me."
Before Rhianna can become the 8th ex-Mrs Ent. we need to talk about her hair. I don't need a Bai Ling look-a-like.
"My kids are the most important thing in my life."
