Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

"Where are you? I can't find you anywhere. You are not in the street. You are not where we are supposed to meet."
"You are not in the middle of the road. You are not next to a green toad."
"You are not behind the fence. This is not where you were sent."
"There you are. You were right by the car."
Hello Salma Hayek. The 80's called and would like their hair style back.
Shia LaBeouf looks for his next knife victim.
Thomas Jane. Just working that corner like the old days.
Two days in a row for Uma Thurman looking lovely.
The rarely seen wife of Will Ferrell is on the left and Colleen Bell is on the right. Only 35 more days until I will allow myself to watch Buddy.
You don't think Scientology follows you around? Look at the strange guy behind William Mapother.

Thomas Jane Brings You Light Sunday Reading

I always wondered what fascinating tidbit made Patricia Arquette fall in love with Thomas Jane. I mean this is the same woman who found Nicolas Cage fascinating enough for years to stay with him through his temper and being follicly challenged. Well, in the Sunday edition of the Los Angeles Times, Thomas describes how, as a homeless teen in Los Angeles, he was basically a homeless gay hooker. "As James Dean said, you're going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don't accept people's sexual favors. When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?"

He said that he does not really think the same sex relationships were necessarily about money, but also exploring his sexual identity. I also think he would do it again or has done it again or continues to do it repeatedly. "Until you've tasted the food, you don't know whether you'll like it or not, as my mom always said."

My mom used to say that too. It brings a whole other level to what she was saying though.

Patricia Arquette Wants Sole Custody

The Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane divorce proceedings just got interesting and it promises to get even more so in the future. In her divorce papers, Patricia has asked the court to award her sole custody. No joint custody. Very interesting. Thomas must have done something to really make her angry or she feels like he should not get to spend much time with their 7 year old daughter.

She has also asked the court to not award Thomas any spousal support so Patricia must have some money she thinks Thomas might go after. I have a feeling there is some very good dirt that will come to light with this. Joint custody is the norm so to ask for sole custody is very interesting.

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

Steve Carell makes Paul Rudd laugh.
Hard.
Have you ever noticed that Patti Sanger always threatens to kick people out of her club but never does. Every episode she says she will and she never does. Oh, and all those people you see on television. They all have free memberships. I do love Jenni Pulos in Flipped though.
Renee Zellweger does her swan impression.
Lenny. I love you and love the song but you wear this shirt every day.
Sharlto Copley and "guest."
Sean Lennon tips his hat to the paps.
When you look at the picture really quickly it looks like that is Jennifer Flavin's hand. I was scared for a moment.
Thomas Jane hanging out with Yvonne Strahorski and snowboarder Hannah Teter.
Train - Los Angeles
The Situation can afford a lot of pizza. He just got a raise to $30K an episode for Jersey Shore.
Wow. Tila Tequila is wearing clothes.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Princess Beatrice on a yacht with her long time boyfriend.
Pendulum - Novi Sad, Serbia
You would think that after all of these years, Carmen Electra would just want to someday pose like someone who is not trying to be sexy.
Rod Stewart still looking good on vacation in Europe.
Reese Witherspoon at a Dennis Hopper art exhibit.
Also there were Selma Blair and Liv Tyler.
Sandra Bullock taking Louis on a flight.
Snoop is very, very shiny.
Steve Nash and his daughter watching the World Cup final.
Well, if Sylvester Stallone ever starts shooting heroin, I am pretty sure he will be able to find a vein.
Not really The Gods Must Be Crazy, but Thomas Jane is probably a fan of it anyway.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Five parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Tom Ford never seems to age a day. Meanwhile, I age by the minute. I blame reality television. Oh, and vegetables.
It's time for another season of Hung. I looked through all the pictures but did not see any of Patricia Arquette so Thomas Jane got to hang out solo with
his cigar for company.
I can't believe Anne Heche and James Tupper are still together. It really is a shocker.
Not a shock that they are still together is Talisa Soto and Benjamin Bratt.
Tori Spelling tires to get Twi-Hards to go buy her book by pretending to be a fan.
Meanwhile, Peter Facinelli paid a visit to tent city in downtown LA. he was joined by
Jackson Rathbone.
And in other Twilight news, Robert Pattinson is related to Dracula aka Vlad The Impaler who I thought was a porn star from the 70's, but I was wrong.
Speaking of porn star, this is very porn star-ish from Victoria Beckham.

Random Photos Part Two

I'm going out on a limb here and say that what Kid Rock is drinking isn't Diet Coke, and is probably not his first. T.I. doesn't seem to be joining him though.
Luther Campbell holding a kid. Wow. 20 years ago I never thought that would be possible or that I would even remember him.
I'm pretty sure Lil' Jon uses the same dentist as Lil' Wayne.
Meanwhile, Paul Wall seems to have UPC Codes on his teeth.
Speaking of teeth, Renata sent me this link to Lindsay's Twitter. @skydogv impacted, 2 of them- not all 4! thank goodness! but also having 2 root canals this coming week! TORTURE!!!!!!!!! it's just MEAN! It is also a chance for her to stay drugged.
Lindsay looks disgusted at this shirt, but
Thomas Jane seems to like it.
Meanwhile, Justin Guarini goes in search of free makeup.
Lea Thompson seems very happy.
I have to say that if Minnie Driver asked me out, I would probably say yes.
Not going to say yes to Maggie Gyllenhaal. Do brown shoes go with black dresses?
Big Mike and his baby girl.
It will really suck if Neal McDonough is ever embroiled in some scandal.