Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. Wendy Williams in NYC this morning.

Ariel Winter is now a gun owner.

Tommy Lee shares some chain smoking breath with his girlfriend.

Sharon Stone out on a date last night.

You can count on Britney Spears to show off a lot of skin in her posts, but

Alicia Keys needed some charity motivation to do it.

A rarely seen Rebecca De Mornay on a red carpet with her teenage daughter.

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Miley Cyrus works on her hair while walking.

Megan Fox in Sydney.

Mary Kate Olsen talks and smokes at the same time while

Ashley Olsen is left behind.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross land in Bali. Long sleeve and all black is the rage there. See how long you can go before passing out.

Stacy Keibler would like you to know she had a baby two weeks ago.

Tom Hardy and his dog at the premiere of his new movie which also stars

Noomi Rapace.

A very old looking Tommy Lee and his girlfriend out shopping.

Tommy Lee And The Cage Family Get Into A Fight

Apparently before heading to China with his family to start filming his new movie, Nicolas Cage went to a Motley Crue concert in Vegas with his son Weston. Weston is the son that has had issues in the past and also has a violent temper which is willing to show anyone. He usually loses fights to men and women regularly. Nic and Weston were standing in front of Vince Neil's dressing room waiting to get discarded women or women who have a thing for father son duos when Tommy Lee walked up to the door to go inside. Apparently Weston didn't get out of the way fast enough and the next thing you know Tommy and Weston were going at it and were about to come to blows when security tossed Nic and Weston from the event. The two of them went and read comic books together and called every escort they could find who was named Lois lane.

Gene Simmons & Tommy Lee Are Team Beyonce - Slam Rihanna

Apparently there is a new feud brewing and you have to choose sides. With Katy Perry trashing Beyonce while praising her best friend, Rihanna, Beyonce now has supporters. Namely Gene Simmons. Gene is hitting the road and presumably will be acting like a rock star with women despite his recent wedding. While promoting the tour, Gene called Rihanna fake and said that Rihanna is bulls**t and that all she does is dance and use a backing track. KISS is touring with Motley Crue, who if Vince Neil had any mercy on the crowds would use backing track also had their say. Tommy Lee says that Rihanna is pathetic and also called her fake. Umm, you were married to Pamela Anderson. Does she have anything real on her?

At What Point Does A Groupie Say No

Tommy Lee gave a little impromptu press conference in Oakland this week and got on the subject of groupies. Apparently he and Motley Crue still have lots and lots of women who offer their bodies to the boys every night. Instead of turning away from the groupies at this stage in his life, Tommy insisted he is "on a mission to sleep with as many as possible."

I think Tommy's quote would probably bring tears of joy to most mothers knowing their daughter would have a chance to f**k Tommy Lee just like they did when they were 18, and like their grand kids will when they turn 18. Hopefully the grand kids won't be Tommy Lee's grand kid, because, well that would be disturbing. I'm sure it must have happened at some point in the rocker/groupie sex world, but I prefer not to think of it. Honestly, I prefer to not think of Tommy Lee having sex or the fact that although not the boyfriend of Pamela Anderson does still have sex with her as well.

So, at what point do you say to yourself as a groupie, why am I having sex with this guy? Although he declined to say how many people he had sex with, he has said previously that it is in the thousands. You really want to be 2,001? Now remember here that he has slept with thousands who have presumably at least slept with say, ten, or in the case of Pamela Anderson and some others, ummm, more than 10. It doesn't take too much math to get into the millions of people. So, I'm just curious. At this point, would you still have sex with Tommy Lee and be a part of his "mission?" And to give the guys a fair shot as well, would you still have sex with Pamela Anderson? She says she doesn't have a boyfriend, but just has some friends with benefits she uses when she is horny. Hello hepatitis.

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Even though he's married to Posh he still smiles.
Does anyone else think that Britney owning a dog is probably the worst idea ever?
Guess Paris has been chugging those beers since she got out. Oh, that's right she doesn't really drink and doesn't hang out with people who do. That beer gut must be from the prison food then. Wait though. She said she didn't really eat when she was in jail. Well maybe one of the prison guards knocked her up. That is justice.

That is about as close to kissing either one of them that I would get. It's like a petri dish of bacteria not seen in anyone else.
Now Julia Roberts used to be the crazy, whacked out actress everyone always talked about. You remember that Hook debacle and getting engaged like twenty times in two years. So there's always hope for Lindsay and Britney and everyone else. OK, I don't think anyone really believes that but you just have to throw out that straw for the fans to grasp.
Eva might only be marrying one of them, but that doesn't mean she won't be having fun with all of them. Look at her sitting on the edge of the boat just waiting for someone to knock her overboard. Then she could go live with Kurt Russell and his four kids and do all their laundry.
That look is why Tony should just run and run and run and run. Believe me pal it won't get any better.

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They can't be serious can they? Hepatitis anyone? Father issues anyone? Pamela lookalikes anyone? OK, not really. Kim Stewart doesn't look anything like Pamela. They both might be skanky blonde ho's, but they don't look alike really.
The new blonde Nicole Richie. I'm actually glad she brought her own pillow on the plane. Of course it is as big as a bean bag chair so I'm sure the person next to her loved that.
Kim Kardashian is quite possibly the only person who treats crossing the street as a runway at a fashion show. She also really does have that porn star fake orgasm expression down. Well, she needs to earn a living just like everyone else.
See, when you have a billion dollars, you can be old, out of shape, have man boobs, and still get to take Kate Hudson to Paris.
It's going to be kind of hard driving Britney home with no hands on the wheel.

Thanks to flynet for the photo

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"Now who wants to hop right up here and let The Hoff autograph your breasts?"
A closeup of Bernadette Peters and she still looks good. She will be 60 in February.
Who here enjoyed Secretary?

Ties with Ellen Barkin for the least able to move.
That is a very hard way to walk down the street. Kind of like the Katie Holmes duck walk.
#1 "Say hello to my little friend. Me"

#2 Erik Estrada hosting a donut eating contest. Well it's probably slightly better than being the celebrity bingo caller at a senior home.

#3 "What white guy? There was no white guy on ChiPs. Just me." Nothing says woman of the year, quite like lots of cleavage, hot pants and a phallic symbol.

Pam Anderson is a very lucky woman isn't she?
Who was it that said Sandra Bernhard was sexy?
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. That's a whole lot more than an air kiss to the cheek.
Thanks to egotastic, justjared, and IDLYITW for the pics.