Random Photos Part One
Even though he's married to Posh he still smiles.
Does anyone else think that Britney owning a dog is probably the worst idea ever?
Guess Paris has been chugging those beers since she got out. Oh, that's right she doesn't really drink and doesn't hang out with people who do. That beer gut must be from the prison food then. Wait though. She said she didn't really eat when she was in jail. Well maybe one of the prison guards knocked her up. That is justice.
That is about as close to kissing either one of them that I would get. It's like a petri dish of bacteria not seen in anyone else.
Now Julia Roberts used to be the crazy, whacked out actress everyone always talked about. You remember that Hook debacle and getting engaged like twenty times in two years. So there's always hope for Lindsay and Britney and everyone else. OK, I don't think anyone really believes that but you just have to throw out that straw for the fans to grasp.
Eva might only be marrying one of them, but that doesn't mean she won't be having fun with all of them. Look at her sitting on the edge of the boat just waiting for someone to knock her overboard. Then she could go live with Kurt Russell and his four kids and do all their laundry.
That look is why Tony should just run and run and run and run. Believe me pal it won't get any better.
