Whatever Happened To Charlotte Ayanna?

After I posted the item last week about Emily Longstreth, I had a reader send me in another actress who has gone missing. Charlotte Ayanna has to be one of my favorite rags to riches stories. You can read her entire history on her IMDB page, but basically from the time she was one she was in foster homes and separated from her siblings who were sent to different foster homes. Her mother lost custody of all the children because of mental problems.

At the age of 17, while still in foster care, her foster mother bet her $150 that she was too chicken to try out for Miss Vermont Teen USA. Charlotte won and then won Miss Teen USA in 1993 wearing a $37 dress and was reunited with her siblings.

In Hollywood she starred alongside Adrien Brody in Love The Hard Way and played Ethan Hawke's wife in Training Day. Her last appearance was in 2007 in the movie, The Insatiable, and she has not been heard from since.

Madonna Really Wants Mercy

So, over the weekend Madonna decided to send an e-mail to a newspaper in Malawi listing all of the reasons why she would be a great mother to Mercy. She also included the most airbrushed photo I have seen of her. She probably wanted to send the e-mail last week after she had to leave the country, but I'm pretty sure it must have taken a team of CGI experts months to airbrush this photo. I also love how everyone else in the photo is just a little fuzzy and the only person who stands out is Madonna.

I think the e-mail is just her way of saying she gave it her all and a way to lay a huge guilt trip on the country. Oh, and a huge ego boost. Why didn't she just send a normal photo of her with Mercy instead of this retouched photo? Maybe she thinks the people in Malawi haven't heard of photoshop and this is what she really looks like.

Plus, she pretty much says that Malawi sucks as a country.

'I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible.

I'm not sure what the loving family environment is since I never see her with her kids, but I am sure Mercy will get the best boarding school in the world.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Sure Can Pick Them

Apparently Blaaaaaaaake Fielder Civil impregnated a fellow rehabber about a month ago. Gilleen Morris, who is 31 and looks about 131 hooked up with Blake while they were both in rehab. Sex and vodka every night in rehab until Gilleen was kicked out of the place for drinking and smoking. And yes, she knew she was pregnant while she was drinking and smoking.

Gilleen wanted to get an abortion, but Blaaaake wants her to keep the kid and he is going to raise it himself. Think Pete Doherty with cats, only a HUMAN. Gilleen is six weeks pregnant so she didn't wait very long before selling her story to the News Of The World. Gilleen says that Blaake wants her to give up heroin and smoking while she is pregnant, you know, for the health of the baby. What about when the baby is born?

Gilleen already has two children who both live with her mother. Neither Gilleen or Blaaaake want to be with each other. In fact they haven't seen each other in almost a month. They have spoken on the phone. Gilleen says she will decide whether to keep the baby the next time she sees Blaaaake. I think it will also depend on whether a tabloid will pay her to keep talking about life with Blaaaaaake while she is pregnant. Oh, and get this. She is totally willing to just have the baby and hand it over to Amy and Blaake if they stay together. Can you imagine the two of them raising a baby together?

I Don't Believe Tila Tequila

About 2:30 this morning, Tila Tequila's Twitter posted a note saying she had died. Shortly thereafter another note said, ""I just broke into her house, killer her and her dog. Logged onto Twitter to tell you guys. She was signed on already. Tila Tequila is dead."

That is very scary stuff. If someone broke into your house and said those things about you, then you would probably freak the hell out. Now, remember both of those messages were posted between 230am -245am.

At 4am, Tila logged into her Twitter account and said, "This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don't know who logged into my account and wrote that."

"but someone did indeed break into my house. It's been a very scary night for me. it's 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all."

"too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me"

"Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all."

"They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks."

"Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye"

Around 4:30, Tequila said, "Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I'm staying at a friend’s house 2nite."


OK, first of all who Twitters when someone might still be in your house or right outside who has said all of this to you? Has anyone seen a police report today? Do you think you would file a police report if everything in your house was shattered and you had a stalker like that who might be hanging around? Does anyone know where Billy Corgan was last night?

So, follow me with this. Supposedly this psycho is in her house at 2:30am. Then, at 4am, Tila logs into to say she is alive. She then posts several more times. I'm assuming she did this from her phone because remember everything is shattered and broken. Psycho dude said he used her computer to log in so he must have smashed it up after he was done Twittering? He then took Tila's dog, found Tila's car keys and locked the dog in her trunk.

She said that she had been crying all night. Well psycho dude didn't do anything until 239am, and so she couldn't have been crying that long. Also, why is she apologizing to her fans for psycho's behavior? She does that twice. I want to see the police report and some pictures. Otherwise I don't believe her. If she is telling the truth, then she needs to think through coming home immediately after the stalker leaves like that.

Chris Brown Finds A New Victim

It didn't take Chris Brown long to move on to another woman. According to the NY Daily News, Chris Brown is spending time with an ex-girlfriend named Erica Jackson. Now, I don't know who is more stupid. Chris Brown or his new girlfriend. Chris Brown has Rihanna on his side enough where she is not going to testify against Chris unless she is ordered to which means the prosecution's case isn't as strong as it could be. Sure, they have the statement Rihanna gave that night and the photos, but it isn't the same thing as having Rihanna up there saying it. You know Rihanna is going to be ticked about this so why push her buttons about it now? Wait until after this is all settled.

As for his new girlfriend. She is an idiot too. Did she see Rihanna's face? Does she think Chris won't be that way with her? Does she think she is special and will never make him mad? Does she think she can take a few punches? Also, Chris cheated on Rihanna every damn day, so she must know he is going to cheat on her, probably beat her at some point and yet because he is Chris Brown she is willing to deal with that and date him.

I hope she has health insurance.

Mel Gibson Getting Divorced

Mel Gibson's wife Robyn finally got tired of all Mel's crap and filed for divorce this morning. According to TMZ she actually signed the divorce papers on Good Friday which was probably some kind of dig at Mel. Supposedly the two have been separated for about two and a half years but Robyn will still be entitled to about $450M of Mel's $900M. I didn't realize that Mel was that close to being a billionaire. Well, I think being married to Mel for 28 years is worth a hell of a lot more than $450M which is why she also wants spousal support and to share custody of their 10 year old kid.

I wonder if Mel will try and get the marriage annulled at least in the eyes of the Catholic Church. I don't know how he would, but it would be interesting to see what money can buy. I think Robyn probably just got tired of Mel being seen with women all of the time and her friends asking her if everything was ok in the marriage. That, or Britney Spears kept calling the house all the time asking for that Lethal Weapon dude and wondering if she could use his place again.

Here Come The Duggar's

When I first saw the Duggar family was expecting another baby, I said to myself doesn't that woman ever get tired of having kids. But, it turns out it wasn't them it was their oldest kid. Joshua Duggar got married back in October and he and his wife are expecting a kid in October. That means it was three whole months before she got pregnant. I'm sure he was yelling at her every night because she had not get pregnant yet and wondering how come she wasn't like his mom.

When Joshua's wife Anna took the pregnancy test she gave it to Joshua without looking at it which is the weirdest thing ever. It's like it is her job and he is the supervisor. That night at dinner he broke the news to Anna and his parents all at once.

Oh, and lest you think they are not going to have a million kids, when asked if they were going to keep the J tradition when naming their kid, Joshua said, "Discussions are underway. We are planning on a name theme, but we are not sure what it will be." When you start talking about naming themes you know there are going to be a bunch of kids. And discussion shmicussion, I think the only person he is discussing it with is himself.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which troubled starlet is getting over a bad breakup with a member of the same sex? We just hope the latter’s current boyfriend doesn’t get wind of the girl-on-girl shenanigans!