Tareq Salahi Dates Kristin Davis - The Hooker, Not The Actress

I was hoping Kristin Davis would make another appearance in the blog. She has one of my favorite tag lines ever used which is down below. It turns out she is pretending she is only 35 years old. Well, that is what her birthday party was for this weekend. If she is 35 it has been a long, long hard 35 years. If you saw her on the street and were deciding how much to pay her for a few minutes of your time how old would you guess she is? I don't think 35 is going to come out of your mouth for how much you would pay her or her age.

Anyway, Tareq Salahi was her date to her birthday party. Apparently she wanted Tareq to meet some women who would make him happy and would not run off with Neal Schon unless he paid them more. Between popping out of her dress every few minutes, Kristin was all over Tareq. Think she has a chance to get on Real Housewives? It would be interesting.

Zara Phillips - Mike Tindall Marriage Might Not Make It Three Months

If Zara Phillips was not the granddaughter of the Queen, I don't think her marriage to rugby star Mike Tindall would have even lasted the seven weeks it has. In case you have not been following the story, Mike and Zara got married in July in front of the Queen and everyone else. Then he left for the Rugby World Cup. While there he found his way into several bars and was caught on camera making out and groping a blond who was definitely not his wife. So, Zara gets on a plane to New Zealand to keep an eye on him for the rest of the time. Now though there is news of a second tape from a different club with the same woman and it is much much more raunchy. Apparently though the owner of the club is not going to release the video because he does not want to get Mike in trouble and has invoked some type of bar code similar to Vegas about what happens in a bar stays in a bar. This is of course until a tabloid meets his price.

Today's Blind Items

This B list celebrity acting couple is all about the television acting for now. The actress in the couple has certainly had some great success in movies. Really big success, but for now focuses on television. Anyway, the couple is pretty open sexually and have brought other women into the relationship before with no difficulties. However, a woman they brought into the relationship not too long ago has caused some problems mainly because the actor in this relationship will not stop calling her and has seen her on his own with our actress present. She is not thrilled at all. The actor says he will not do it anymore, but very shaky ground right now for the couple.

Justin Bieber Gets Sponsors For His Big Date

So, did you hear about Justin Bieber renting out Staples Center and all of its 20,000 seats for his most recent date with Selena Gomez? The one where he and Selena ate at mid-court and then watched a screening of Titanic all alone in the place? He then Tweeted that "Romance isn't dead. Treat your lady right fellas."

Well, first of all, the guy did not even pay for it. Not the rental or the food or any of it. Staples Center gave it to him for free. Nothing wrong with a free date, but you don't see me announcing to the world the same thing after handing over my buy one get half off IHOP coupons do you?

Who of us would not do the same thing if it was offered to us for free? OK, well I would probably not sit there and watch Titanic for 3 hours. Plus, as cool as it looks for a few minutes in a movie, I am not sure how fun it would be to sit in the middle of the arena for all that time with the empty seats just staring at you.

That being said, at least Justin did not pay for it himself because Justin that money is not going to last forever.

Man Tries 127 Hours Hike - Almost Dies

You know when you wake up in the morning and want to try a hike that almost killed someone that you should probably just go back to sleep until that feeling wears off. It is kind of like the one time I went to this tapas place and saw there were only 20 items on the menu so ordered them all. Do not even get me started on tapas. You spend way more money at a tapas place than a regular place because it is like one bite for everyone. Tell me when you went to a cocktail party and had two bites of something and said you were stuffed. Well, Victoria Beckham excluded.

Anyway, there is this 64 year old man in North Carolina named Amos Richards who decided to try the hike made famous by Aaron Ralston. What happened was pretty similar. Oh, Amos did not have to cut off his arm, but he did fall at almost the same place and shattered his ankle and dislocated his shoulder. He spent the next two days trying to drag himself back to civilization until rescue teams were able to find him.

Alec Baldwin Breaks SNL Record

On Saturday night, Alec Baldwin hosted SNL for the 16th time which breaks Steve Martin's record of 15. Of course that means Steve Martin had to come out to make sure Alec was not cheating or using steroids. Here are the highlights from Saturday night. I actually thought it was really funny but the only times each year I watch it now are when Alec hosts and when Justin Timberlake hosts. The other episodes are usually just a blur of sameness.

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Patti Stanger Doesn't Tip Well - Can't Spell

Patti Stanger went to a restaurant in New York on Thursday and left an awful tip. Apparently the bill was $224 and she was there for two and half hours. Tip amount? Well, wait a second, I will get there. According to The NY Post, she paid for $200 of the tip with a gift card which left $24 to be paid. She gave a tip of $25. I know many of you will say 10% is ok, but come on, it was 2.5 hours. Plus, it is not like she could not afford another $25 or so. I am not asking her to go full out here, but the 20% route would have been nice if you are there for almost an entire dinner shift.

What made matters worse is that apparently Patti has yet to learn the English language. Isn't she like 50? Look a the message she sent The Post about all of this. “My ast did the bill for me n counted out the cash, then I handed it to the server. She informed me the bill was $209.00. Not sure what’s going on here.”

Are you so lazy that you cannot type out the word and? Seriously? I will tell you what is going on here Patti since you are asking. It is that you are blaming your assistant for being stingy with a tip and got busted.

Jesse James Cheats On Kat Von D - Again - Does Jesse Have An STD?

Jesse James loves cheating. It is his favorite thing to do. Kat Von D is discovering this and the couple split up again until Kat Von D forgives him again which she will do.

If you go over to Cheaterville, there is a lovely post that someone left on the site which says that Jesse told this woman he and Kat had split which is why it was ok for them to be together. The woman who posted also says that she left her husband to be with Jesse so this makes it a win win for everyone. Oh, and the woman says that Jesse left her something which does not go away. STD?

For her part, Kat went on her Facebook and apologized for all the back and forth confusion to her fans. She says she is not in a relationship right now. I think she takes him back.