Monday, May 11, 2020

Blind Item #3

This way underage B+ list rapper/A+ list influencer broke isolation to not only sleep with the guy she calls her boyfriend who is much older than herself, but also the 40 something product placement agent who could bring his deals somewhere else. 

Blind Item #2

He is already a sell out and looks out for himself rather than anyone else or any of the beliefs he always espoused, but even this permanent A+ list rapper would be canceled if he signed the child rapist/snitch as the buzz would have you believe.

Blind Item #1

I hope there are a fleet of nannies because this talk show host is a mess. To the outsider it looks like a trip to rehab is the minimum thing needed to get back on track.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 3, 2020

That southern Housewife is back to doing dirty little favors for her Nigerian benefactor. Each time they get back together, he treats her that much worse, but knows she will do it for the money.

Porsha Williams

Blind Item #8

Apparently this recent network one season wonder is sleeping with a weekly tabloid reporter who thinks she is his soul mate because he tells her this. So, she is constantly pitching stories about him to her bosses and writes two to three each week. He doesn't care about her at all, but keeps doing his part because he loves the publicity.

Blind Item #7

This married retired permanent A+ list quarterback recently did a Zoom interview that wasn't from his home. Apparently he is spending time at a second home with a woman he met on the set of a commercial he shot. 

Blind Item #6

This B/B- list actress singer, who no one normally pays all that much attention to is in the spotlight and is being asked to do her part to support her A+ list actor husband as savior of the world. She wants her new song to be the We Are The World moment of this crisis and programming directors are being told to play it even though she has never really had any luck with radio airplay ever.

Blind Item #5 - The List

Every year, for many years there has been a list posted. A top 10 list of the most famous celebrities who like a certain form of animation. Until his death, this permanent A+ list actor was always at the top. When he died, a number of celebrities tried to push their way to the top. This alternating all time box office champ won out over this former A+ list rapper and this A/A- list mostly movie actress who is really sly. Being at the top of this list and proving your worth is how you move to the rung of the next list higher which is the ultimate list. The perceived people who lead rather than being followers. If you ask people on that list about the animation, they always have the same couple of stick answers, but if you dig deeper, they like the forced sex aspect of it and the fact drawn characters can be any age. Let that sink in a bit.

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