Dina Lohan Just Doesn't Get It

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Apparently Lindsay Lohan has never done anything wrong. Well, at least if you listen to her mother. The woman has no concept of right or wrong and I really don't know if I would ever be able to interview her without going off on her parenting and her sense of entitlement.

One good thing about the interview this morning on The Today Show was that Matt Lauer did not suck up at all. They might have been paying her but he was not a complete butt kisser.

Throughout the interview Dina blames the judge, the courts, the tabloids, her ex-husband and everyone else for Lindsay's problems, but never Lindsay.

She repeatedly kept saying that just because Lindsay missed some classes she should not have gone to jail. Well, the thing is she kept missing classes constantly and had to have her probation extended a year and she still could not find time to go to class. As the judge and prosecutor said during that recent hearing, the only reason she finished now was because she was trying to stay out of jail.

She also says that Lindsay came into contact with real criminals at jail and was no place for Lindsay. Oh, and she says Lindsay does not have a drug problem and that it is all tabloid generated. Huh? If Lindsay murdered someone in front of 30 people and it was caught on film, Dina would still trying to be blowing smoke. She compared Lindsay Lohan to Julia Roberts at one point and said they were both big stars but only Lindsay gets treated like this. Umm, Full Stop.

Whatever your personal feelings are about Julia Roberts the fact is that she makes more in one movie than Lindsay has made her entire life. She is a movie star. Lindsay is a tabloid star. Big difference.

BuzzFoto Blind Items

Forget everything you know about this C List couple and their shameless self-promotion. Things are not what they seem. This couple have a very strategic and outlined plan to keep their names relevant. If you believe any of the stories about them, just know they are there to create buzz. The good news is, the best is yet to come. We’ll be hearing crazy stories soon about abuse, babies and sex scandals.

Today's Blind Items

This could be a first. This former B list movie actress who is still a gorgeous C+ lister who does television now to make ends meet is known for a few great movie roles. Really great roles. Like one of them should have been Academy Award nominated. Anyway, this week she went to a big event. No big deal right? Well, the driver assigned to pick her up did so from a house in one of the worst neighborhoods in LA. When he knocked on the door he found her half undressed, smoking crack with a group of guys and she made the driver wait until after her turn at the pipe. She then threw on a shirt, did nothing to her hair and went to the event and the red carpet.

Random Photos Part Three

Cathy will be no more after this October. Have to give her the top spot.
Former American Idol contestant Asia'h Epperson is probably trying to figure out how she can turn this arrest for beating up a girl in a club into a reality show.
I'm pretty convinced Andy Garcia's next role is going to be a live action version of Mario.
Alanis and her baby bump.
No baby bump for Benicio del Toro but he does seem to have a bulge if you know what I mean.
Charlotte Church copying Peaches Geldof? for her new album cover.
David Beckham was practicing again with the Galaxy yesterday.
This is what happens when a friend plays a prank at the same time the Google Street View car comes down the road. Apparently it was absolutely perfect timing. The girl got down in the street to fool her friend and the car took the picture.
Holly Madison continues to wear more and more clothes.
I can't wait until they go bald.
Joey Lawrence and Melissa Joan Hart will show up at anything.
James Purefoy practicing his Spanish.

Random Photos Part Two

First in line at the Ed Hardy going out of business sale.
Lea Michele and what looks like Christina Ricci but who looks totally different than the day before when
her hair was different, had not tanned and had a sprained wrist.
Awww Mischa. Really?
Mark Salling & Daren Kagasoff seem to find time to party almost every night.
Apparently Pete Wentz just walks down the street holding up a peace sign.
So, if there is a team Downey, what is the other team?
Rebecca Gayheart and her baby. At least I think it is her baby. Do you think she could be walking around with random babies?
Not walking around with any babies or hockey players at the moment is Rachel Hunter.
Rashida Jones, Nikki Reed, and the eyes of Michelle Trachtenberg.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Woody Allen gives directions to Mimi Kennedy and Rachel McAdams. Wants them to help find his career. Oh, and Rachel and Owen Wilson are supposedly dating.
When it is 100 degrees outside in New York it can only mean one thing. The Rockettes, some guy about to die of heat exhaustion in a Santa Claus suit and the Radio City Christmas Show.
Must have run out of the blue band-aids.
Sylvester Stallone seems to be jealous of how many hands Ahnold can shake so
Sylvester just goes for the finger crush.
Meanwhile Jason Statham just goes for the adulation and skips the handshakes.
Randomness. Tori, Dean and Cheech and his wife. Cheech probably has no idea who Dean is.
Venus Williams and her crossword puzzle top.
Is that a new tattoo from Wilmer? Did he just sign a deal with Sobe or something? See that is commitment to an endorsement deal.
How many hats do you think Yoko Ono has?
Zsa Zsa Gabor coming back home and
her husband selling an interview to the highest bidder. "Who'll give me $100 do I hear $100? Give me $200 and I will throw in an Anna Nicole Smith story."

The Ridiculous Headline Of The Day And It's Not From OK! Or About Having Babies With Jennifer Aniston

US Weekly must be having things to write about today. So, the people over there and got out their dating dartboards, tossed some darts at celebrities and voila Kim Kardashian and Chace Crawford are now dating. Well, they are not actually dating and US Weekly does not want to tell a lie, but they put so much effort into the dart game and then remembering they pair presented an award together last week. Much better than saying they met because Chace told her he was a big fan of her sex tape or something.

So, the headline the geniuses at US came up with was Exclusive: Kim Kardashian, Chace Crawford "Might Go on a Date," Source Says

Well, I might eat a vegetable today but it isn't likely. Might? We all might do anything today. You, there in Chicago sitting at your desk reading this while you should be working. You might be going skydiving this weekend. See? Might works for just about anything. I don't think it works if you say someone might be gay. But, someone might be pregnant. Someone might have liked Last Airbender. It's great. Try it at home with your friends and families.

Now, maybe the two will go on a date. Still does not change the fact it is a wuss headline. Just say they are going on a date and if they don't, who cares. Oh, and don't even get me started on how they call it an exclusive.

Dina Lohan Makes Some Money - Exploits Lindsay For The Today Show

Dina Lohan must be so excited. She is starting to make some real money from her daughter's stay in rehab. Tomorrow morning Dina is going to be on The Today Show. Oh, I know Today will say they didn't pay her to appear and blah blah blah. Somehow someway she is getting paid. It could be because Lindsay agreed to be on dateline or something when she gets out or they could be licensing family pictures, but there is a paycheck involved. As much as Dina is greedy for publicity and will probably make my morning wonderful by saying all kinds of crazy things, she only is doing it because they won the bidding. She doesn't do anything for free.

You don't think other networks have asked? You think Matt Lauer was sitting around his office thinking of new ways he could get his wife to eat and Dina just happened to call? Please.