Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Prince - NYC
At the Prince show was Jimmy Fallon who just could not
resist getting up on stage.
Also there was Leighton Meester who was serenaded by Prince.
Hiding out in New York is Ricky Gervais.
RuPaul is looking much healthier. This is him last night in West Hollywood.
Also there was Adam Lambert who borrowed clothes from Cher.
Reese Witherspoon and Paul Rudd in Berlin.
Stephen Dorff and Sofia Coppola discuss the benefits of flowers as centerpieces in Tokyo.
Tiffany is recording a new album.
I guess the boys are back in town. Thin Lizzy in Southampton, England.
Tori Spelling works out. You know, to lose weight.

Steven Tyler Snorted Lunesta


I am always amazed at the different way drugs can be abused by addicts. Steven Tyler is no exception. He was on Letterman and told him that he had originally been prescribed Lunesta to help him with his feet. Not sure how a sleeping pill can help you with your feet, but whatever. Well, the way it was prescribed was not good enough for Steven so he started snorting the drug. Cheaper than coke probably.

Steven blames his snorting for the fall in South Dakota that broke his shoulder. He previously said that it was a dance move gone awry. He might have even blamed the band. Can't remember now, but I will give him points for creativity in drug abuse.

Ryan & Tatum Fighting


Who would have thunk that a father and daughter duo that has been estranged for 25 years would fight about stuff. Well, apparently Ryan O'Neal and his daughter Tatum O'Neal are fighting plenty and of course their camera crew has been there to capture it. I imagine most of the fights are about normal things like why did Ryan make Tatum watch him have sex with women, or why does Ryan always want to sleep with Tatum, or how come she won't make out at the end of the night. You know, things most fathers fight about with their daughters. Of course it could be something more simple like who took the last of the stash and what they should sell next of Farrah's to make a few bucks so they can get high.

Ashley Parker Angel Has A Feature Film


Whenever a spokesperson starts blathering on about some kind of feature film, then you know the film is probably some direct to video thing. Think Audrina Patridge when she made her big screen debut. What was it again? Blue Crush 2? Did anyone see Blue Crush? Yeah, so that was a feature film. Anyway, as you may have heard, but could probably give a hoot about, O-Town is getting back together. Not on the same level as a Take That reunion or an N'Sync reunion. Hell, if that happened, the entire world would hear Lance Bass scream in orgasm. But, to those who watched the first season of Making The Band and remember fondly the child molesting stares of Lou Pearlman as he watched his boys dance for him, it might be something to at least register on your meter.

If you were hoping for Ashley Parker Angel to join the band though, you will be waiting and waiting. His spokesperson said that Ashley has moved on to a different chapter of his life. You know, the one where he had a failed reality show, can't get anyone to buy his music and is appearing sometimes on Broadway. Oh, and that feature film. O-Town is in my top 5 worst songs ever performed on live television for their performance during Miss America. Remember that when you are debating whether to see them in concert at your local 4H club or nursing home this summer.

Huh. Sandra Bullock Has Heartbreak


Life & Style must be trying to win points with Sandra Bullock's publicity people, because they kind of pulled a Kneepads in their latest cover. They say with all seriousness that Sandra decided to break things off with Ryan Reynolds so she could focus on her son Louis. She is sacrificing her own happiness for that of her son. Umm, so her son gave an opinion on whether she would be happy with Ryan? I don't understand. If she is not with Ryan she is not happy? Not that they were ever together in the first place, but that seems kind of rude of the tabloid to assume the only way Sandra could ever be happy is with Ryan or some other guy. I think they were just trying to make her appear as selfless as possible and portray her as a martyr just in case she ever decides to adopt another child so the tabloid can have first dibs on the announcement or a picture.

A Hooker Claims Charlie Sheen Is Just Her Type


Apparently Charlie Sheen spent $26,000 in hookers during his Las Vegas weekend bender. Yes, that is more than many people earn in a year and Charlie dropped that on three different hookers. One of the hookers, who goes by the name Ginger told Radar that Charlie was high as a kite when she got there and he did coke the entire four hours she was there. Ginger is an early morning hooker and spent from 9am to 1pm with Charlie for which she was paid $10,000. Seems like a lot of money, but then again you are having sex with Charlie Sheen, so there has to be a danger premium included. Ginger says that Charlie is exactly her type. Of course he is. He has stupid amounts of cash which she is not going to get from most guys. He stays at nice places, and has great drugs. What hooker would not consider Charlie Sheen her type? Plus, hookers end up getting married to Charlie which is kind of like winning the lottery.

You would think CBS would worry about the guy they are paying millions of dollars to each WEEK, but, they keep their mouth shut as long as Charlie comes to work on time or close o it and keeps the coke off the lot.

Ryan Seacrest To Replace Regis?


One of the worst ideas I have heard in awhile is the idea of Ryan Seacrest replacing Regis Philbin on Regis & Kelly. I honestly thought that Regis would stay on the air until the day he died. He has been on television forever. He is 78, but there are clips of him which go back to the earliest days of television. He has always been on television. Since its advent. The one thing that has been consistent from television since its invention is that Regis has been on one.

When he announced yesterday he was leaving, I was really kind of hurt. Sure, he does a mindless kind of morning show, but I would rather watch 100 hours of Regis than one hour of The View. Plus, he did what he wanted, said what he wanted, didn't pretend he was more than he was, and he was willing to do a cameo for anyone doing anything.

Today, rumors are running rampant that Ryan Seacrest might replace Regis. I can't see it. Ryan would just take over that show and be too dominating. It needs to be give and take and Ryan does not give a whole lot. Plus, he tried television and people realized he should stick to radio. It is one thing to interview some contestants on Idol, and another to sit on some chairs and talk about nonsense for an hour. Plus, the show is in New York and Ryan is in LA so I doubt it.

If someone does decide to do it, I would give it about six months. It would last longer than Chevy Chase's talk show, but not by much.

How about Barry Bostwick?

Tila Tequila & Dave Navarro


You know, this kind of makes sense. E! is reporting that Tila Tequila has been shacking up most nights over at Dave Navarro's home for the last six months or so. I was wondering why she got all quiet and stuff. It used to be prior to that all we would see is Tila this and Tila that and Tila stripping and Tila dying and Tila falling out of her chair drunk and fake crying and drama drama drama. She has been quiet so perhaps Dave has been good for her. He certainly does like a certain type. Carmen Electra, Tila Tequila. He likes that porn star look with little bit of crazy thrown in for color. Oh, you don't think Carmen is a little crazy? She married Dennis Rodman. You can't argue against that. No matter what you might say to say she is perfectly normal, I just have to say she married Dennis Rodman. I will always win.

I wonder how long it is before Tila talks Dave into a reality show.

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