So Much For Poison - Amazing Race Producer Was A Drug Smuggler

I have no doubt that Jeff Rice might have died due to some kind of poison, but I'm guessing the huge amount of coke in his stomach probably had more to do with his death than a random mugging where the muggers did not have guns but forced you to take poison and the waited around until it worked and then take your stuff. Apparently the truth is Jeff and his assistant both overdosed on coke. I am also guessing that she was probably not just his assistant.

Police believe the pair were going to smuggle the drug and swallowed balloons of the stuff which broke open and caused the overdoses.

At Least It Isn't Her Father

Miley Cyrus and Bret Michaels have just finished recording a new duet. Bret is 46 and probably is in the top ten man ho's of all time. I'm guessing that sometimes Bret just thinks about not even getting dressed in the morning because he is going to be attacked by a bunch of women in their 40's who think Shauna Sands is their hero. Anyway, enough about that. It turns out that Bret and Miley decided to record a duet together. I was thinking it was going to be some kind of Poison song redone. It isn't, but Miley is going to record Every Rose Has It's Thorn. Should sound great.

Did I ever tell you the time I saw Poison and Slayer is concert and what happened after? Lets just say the guys from Slayer didn't like the guys from Poison very much. But, I digress. In the song, Bret and Miley sing to each other lines like "Tonight in the darkness there's nothing to lose/We both know better than this, still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed." Feel free to throw up now. If this were to actually happen Bret would go to jail since Miley is just 17. If you want to listen to the song or just are trying to really suffer today, then listen to the clip below.

Suzanne Somers Says Patrick Swayze Was Killed By Chemo

It doesn't take long for someone to come out of the woodwork and look a little kooky after a celebrity death. The problem is that when it is another celebrity then other people believe what they say and then have questions about what they are doing to themselves and might stop based on the ramblings of an infomercial queen.

Suzanne Somers was in Toronto for the film festival and she was asked about Patrick Swayze's death.

"They took a beautiful man and put poison in his body. Why couldn't they have built him up nutritionally and gotten rid of the toxins? . . . I hate to be this controversial . . . but I have to speak out."

She also has to speak out because she has a book about cancer coming out next month and so a little controversy will probably help those book sales. Suzanne is a cancer survivor so she can definitely talk about her own cancer fight and I also know that everyone can make their own decision about what they want to do to fight the cancer in their body. I don;t even know what she is talking about here. Chemo is a poison and the idea is that it kills the cancer before it kills you. I don't understand what she means about getting rid of toxins. Does she think people should do a GOOP cleanse if they get cancer? Patrick had one of the most aggressive types of cancer. To me what Suzanne is advocating is that he should not have done any chemo which just seems wrong. Just this week I found out that one of my friends is cancer free after being diagnosed last year with cervical cancer. She lost all her hair and suffered through chemo but her cancer is gone and hopefully she will be healthy enough to spend the next fifty years with her husband and children. I don't think I would be sitting here saying the same thing if she had decided to forego chemo and follow Suzanne's advice.

Why The Hell Am I Writing About Donny Osmond Twice In One Week?

When you are on a Britney break and don't want to get all excited about 3 people getting arrested for a quarter ounce of pot, then all you are left with is Donny Osmond. Actually, that's not quite true. If I were really at the bottom of the barrel, I could reach down and scrape a Kardashian right there on the bottom. Just grabbing the scraps.

So Donny Osmond once asked Michael Jackson for advice on how to reignite his career, and Michael told Donny that he should change his name because it was poison. Donny misunderstood and started a band called Poison and has been living a secret life as Bret Michaels ever since.

Michael Jackson obviously didn't want to share the really good advice with Donny. Michael wanted to keep the whole bleaching your skin and molesting children advice to himself because it was gold, and he didn't want to share.

Why is Donny Osmond in the news so much? Does anyone know what he's promoting? You know Donny Osmond would be a great game show host. I think that's what he should concentrate on. Forget about music. Just host game shows. Game shows and porn. I think on the Spice Channel and the other porn channels there should be a guy like the one on AMC who introduces all the classics.

Donny Osmond could say something like "In this film, made three days ago in a Valley basement, the acting by Jesse as she gets nailed by three guys is something on which she could build a career. Director Ron was worried about the lighting cast by the harsh shadows of light, but then figured f**k it, it's porn. So, now, here is Bum Sex 34. I'll see you after the show."

If you need to laugh today. I mean really laugh out loud, then click on the photo above and try and read the interviews with each singer. Michael and Donny had a long rap session and Michael had some heavy thoughts for a pretty young cat.

Blind Items Revealed #18 - Old Hollywood

February 21, 2024

Some say that this actor offspring of Hollywood royalty killed his first wife. He always publicly said it was an accident, but privately said it was a man at a club who had tried to poison our actor because the man wanted to sleep with our actor's wife. The wife ingested the poison meant for the husband.

Jack Pickford/Olive Thomas

Gisele Bundchen Thinks Sunscreen Is Poison

Gisele Bundchen has opened her mouth again and I think everyone just wishes she would stay quiet. Either that or just combine her thoughts with The Goopster and be a full-time contributor to GOOP. That way we could get out all our laughs at one convenient place each week.

Gisele says she does not use any sunscreens and would not use them on her baby either. She says she does not believe in anything that is not natural and that she thinks sunscreen is poison. Then how come she is always on the beach and in bikinis? Well, if you believe her it is because she only exposes herself to the sun prior to 8am. Uh huh. Meanwhile she has ticked off all cancer experts around the world who say there is nothing poisonous about sunscreen and if you don't wear it you are asking for cancer.

Gisele made the comments as she released her own line of skin care products that are organic and natural and presumably full of poisons.

Blind Item #9 - Old Hollywood

Some say that this actor offspring of Hollywood royalty killed his first wife. He always publicly said it was an accident, but privately said it was a man at a club who had tried to poison our actor because the man wanted to sleep with our actor's wife. The wife ingested the poison meant for the husband.

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 7, 2024

This A- list celebrity offspring should watch out for the person who is such a big mentor to her husband. The mentor has been trying to poison the mind of the husband against the offspring because the mentor has dollar signs in their eyes.

Hailey Bieber/Justin Bieber

Random Photos Part One

One of the best people in the entire world. Cicely Tyson. The woman is just incredibly sweet and when I saw her photo she just had to go on top.
Before I saw the photo of Cicely, it was going to be Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner on top, because, really, you just don't see that much bionics in one room anymore. If you have NetFlix, go to the watch instantly tab, and then go to The Rockford Files Season One. She was in the first episode. Gorgeous.
First time appearance for Charlie Cox. It is just amazing to me that after all of the photos it is still easy to find a bunch of people who have never been in before.

It is going to kind of feel like a Love Boat episode because there were so many past stars out yesterday and doing press for Hallmark. If they actually made a Love Boat show, I guarantee you Corbin Bernsen would do it.
When is the last time you saw Ben Vereen? Check out the dreads. He actually looks younger than he did 20 years ago. Tenspeed and Brown Shoe anyone?
Buckcherry - Jones Beach, NY

So from what I gather this is kind of like MTV Cribs, but Danish royalty style.

With all of the Mamma Mia! photos I have been showing, I somehow passed over Dominic Cooper.
Chloe Sevigny and her boyfriend James Ransone. FYI, he is no stranger to full frontal so they should get along well.
Christian de la Fuente does a little role playing with a cow. Hey, whatever it takes. I don't judge.
The thing is, there was no wind. Claire Danes' hair is actually doing that on its own. Guess it was Hugh Dancy's doing.
This photo of George Clooney was probably taken from about a mile away. I'm guessing that is why it looks like he is drunk off his ass.

Oh. Emily Mortimer. She is one of my favorites. You might not have seen her, but she was the "other woman" in 30 Rock, and she is the final piece of the puzzle in my theory that Notting Hill and Four Weddings And A Funeral are in fact the same film with just a few minor changes.
Surprisingly I think this is a first time appearance for Eriq La Salle.
Daphne Zuniga. Hey if you didn't like her in Melrose Place at least she was in a John Cusack film. I know, I know, but she was in The Sure Thing. So, right there you have to love her forever.
Donna Mills completed the smile after a two hour effort.


Gwyneth Paltrow doing her Victoria Beckham impression.

See?
And the obligatory is she pregnant photo.
So here you have piddily diddily and the other guy is actually named Guy. It is Guy Oseary who was fired by Lenny Kravitz a few weeks ago and so to get back at Lenny he started the rumors about C-Rod and Lenny to help Madonna who he manages sell tickets on her tour. Presumably now we can expect Doody to be thrown into the mix as well.
I think it is always a nice touch when actors bring props to the red carpets. Here is Gyton Grantley and some money at the premiere of The Bank Job.

When I think of Sally Homemaker, I'm not thinking Jamie Pressley. In fact, I think she has come out and said she doesn't like anything domestic at all. So, the whole Purex spokesperson thing only makes sense if you think there were a couple of guys at the ad agency who saw Poison Ivy 2 and said to themselves they wanted a shot at Jamie. Lo and behold she is your new spokesperson.

I'm just not sure what it is. Oh, I know I could make some kind of sex toy joke, but seriously, I have no clue.
As a designer your first thought shouldn't be, "hey, let me design a dress that looks like someone is lifting their shirt and showing off their breasts for Mardi Gras beads."

Lee Tergesen is another first timer.

Katie Lee Joel is one of the few women that Peter Cook did not sleep with in New York. Probably not for a lack of trying though.
So, I thought I would give Kellan Lutz one more shot because that last outfit was a little unfair, but honestly he still looks like a guy who gets his ass kicked on a regular basis.
Jane Seymour and Wedding Crashers. Brilliant career move on her part.
Jason Statham just because I always like his suits.
Hey, here's a brilliant idea. Lets market lip gloss to the under 5 crowd.

Its been too long huh? Well here is some Ryan Gosling for you.
Yet another first time guy. Raoul Bova this time.
Meredith Baxter. Still looks angry doesn't she?
This device Ludacris is wearing allows him to speak to Xenu directly.

The Hush Sound - New York

Thom Filicia just because sometimes I wish they would bring back Queer Eye.
The Cab - New York
Yeah he's sober.
Taxi Amarillo - New York

Blind Items Revealed #13 - Old Hollywood

November 30, 2017

Back in the days of silent films, this actress was probably B list. She retired from acting at a very young age after an on set accident. She also died at a very young age when she took her own life. That part of the story appears to be changing now. There is an author who is writing a book on something wholly unrelated to the actress, but interviewed a man who had served in World War Two and he told a very interesting story about his life. Prior to serving in the War, he spent some time in jail. A couple of years to be exact. He then told the story of how he came to be in jail for those two years.

He (A) was at a bar when a man (B) he was drinking with asked him if he knew of anyone who wanted to make some quick money kidnapping a woman for a few hours and roughing her up. When he found out how much the man was willing to pay he agreed to find a couple other guys and take care of the situation. He asked why the man wanted the woman beaten and the man said that she was set to marry a guy (C) after B had been led to believe she wanted to be with B. B said he had been having sex with the actress for well over a decade but this was going to be her third marriage and B was tired of her going back on her word.

When B told A who the woman was, B agreed to do it for free because he had always wanted to be with a movie star.

So, A and two of his friends kidnapped the actress. They dragged her off the street and drove for 20 minutes to a field. They then beat her and took turns raping her. They then drugged the actress and made their escape.

Our actress was able to identify one of the men and A and his two friends were arrested and charged with the crime of rape. Meanwhile, our actress did get married and it was not to B.

B met with A in prison several times and B told A to just keep denying everything because B had a plan to get A out of jail.

A and his two friends were convicted of the crime and sentenced to an indeterminate amount of time. Right after the sentencing, B spent some time with the actress and got her incredibly drunk. He then forced her to eat poison. She died.

After she died, a judge who had been considering a new trial for the three men, decided to release them instead because our actress was not alive to testify. B had got them out.

Oh, and what makes this story even more interesting is that B was the brother of the actress.

Marvel Rea/ (B) - Clyde Rea/ (C) - Edwin Wilkinson

Blind Item #7

Pretty sure that loud noise you heard last night was the celebrity CEO and his Dr. Evil laugh.  He will be back for more. He just wants everything to be under his terms. He knows the board will wait too long before implementing a poison pill.

Sarah Jessica Parker For Demi Moore?

Lovelace, which is being shot right now has a certain feel. I can tell is it is going to be 70's authentic and it looks like it will probably be dark and I thought Demi Moore as Gloria Steinem was great casting. They have a similar look and feel and I think Demi can bring the dark and dramatic as well as anyone. When Demi decided she enjoyed smoking synthetic pot and snorting nitrus more than working though she had to drop out. So, if you are a producer who are you going to bring in? Carrie Bradshaw. Seriously. Sarah Jessica Parker is going to star as Gloria Steinem. As much as I love Demi for the role is how much I dislike SJP for this role. Sarah is box office poison and I don't think this movie is going to do great anyway so you might as well make the acting top notch and hope for some awards and a bunch of horny teens who want to see Amanda Seyfried naked. I can't take Sarah seriously as an actress. The one time she tried to play serious in Family Stone she was awful and she does not do drama. At this point you might as well just throw Amanda out on her butt and bring back Lindsay Lohan and really drive this movie into the grave of bad acting.

Something In Common Besides Sleeping With Brad Pitt

There must not be anymore tall people to measure or clothespins on tongues to count because the Guinness Book Of World Records has now determined that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are the two most powerful actresses in Hollywood.

I'm guessing their criteria must have been actresses who generate a great deal of noise but are box office poison. The two actresses do seem to film all the time but unfortunately the films they appear in generally suck.

The researchers for the 2007 edition of the records compendium awarded the joint title after assessing the earnings and PR coverage of actresses across the globe in the last 12 months.

See, their criteria doesn't say anything about whether the films were good, or a box office success or anything that really relates to power.

Blind Item #2

You can be box office poison and someone will give you a chance. This is true especially if you used to be an A+ list mostly movie actress. It all changes though if you get caught making some very derogatory remarks about people on the set and they are powerful enough to make sure you take a very very very long break from acting.

Blind Item #6

The madam/procurer/sexual assaulter, through attorneys who are not the attorneys representing her on legal issues have made it clear they are in possession of a treasure trove of documents and recordings made by the madam which name hundreds of names and a range of crimes from soliciting to murder. Poison pill is now in place is the gist of what they said.

Blind Item #16

How did the poison get administered? That is the question the foreign born A list celebrity wants to know. It nearly killed him. His protectors also want to know who did it because, it could easily have been one of them that was poisoned instead. The near death experience has the A lister ready to reveal a bunch of things, regardless of who it helps or hurts. That will probably lead to new attempts to kill him.

Blind Item #5

When the architect appeared on the one extremely long running animated series, it led to his being "misunderstood." The show's creator had to hire a food taster, as the architect's preferred mode of killing was poison.

Matt Damon Is Aquaman - Starring With Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck - Mawtha a Gawd. Look Matt. I love yowse. You know that. I tried wicked hard to get you the part of Supaman. This isn't another Bahnie movie. Stop being a chowdahead. Aquaman is wicked cool. He lives in da wadda and has supapowas too.

Yes, that was how the conversation went when Ben Affleck told Matt Damon that he had got him the part of Aquaman in the new Batman/Superman film. That Good Will Hunting sequel you had always dreamed about, but never thought would happen is upon us. I think, in all fairness, to make sure this movie stands out above all other super hero movies for time immemorial is that Ben and Matt should play their characters with the exact same accents and vocabulary they did in Good Will Hunting. Then, this will be a truly memorable movie. We all are going to be thinking that or when the Batman/Aquaman love scene is and whether it will look at all like Brokeback Mountain and who will play which character.

Now, all we need is for Robin Williams to join the cast as the Riddler and Minnie Driver to pop in as Poison Ivy and we have got ourselves a classic.

Blind Items Revealed #3

May 24, 2025

Not only is the 80's rocker with the cowboy hat and wig holding his band mates hostage for 50% of the gross on tour but he's also making major enemies.  If he doesn't play ball with his bandmates for 2026, powerful concert promoters, agents and managers will make sure his solo dates plummet.  

Bret Michaels/Poison

Woman Sues Justin Bieber For $9M

Would you admit that you have been to a Justin Bieber concert? I don't think I would ever admit that. Not only is one woman admitting it, she is also suing Justin Bieber for over $9M because she says she suffered permanent hearing loss at a Bieber concert. Not an Ozzy Osbourne concert or a Motorhead concert. Not even a Poison concert. Nope. Justin Bieber. She might as well have said The Wiggles. Apparently Bieber had some gondola he used to go over the audience and it caused sound to be slammed back into this woman's ears. Uh huh. This happened in 2010 and she just managed to get that suit filed in the two year window. I think I would have gone to another concert just so I could blame them instead of Bieber.