Golden Globes Part 5
The first kindness was there last night. She looked amazing and we caught up with each other. She said she would think about letting me tell the world who she is.
OK, just so you do not get the wrong idea about what I saw. I was nowhere close to the biggest of the big. BUT, with many bathroom visits, some selected wandering and some willing co-conspirators that I found as the night wore on, location did not really matter.
Some observations from a majority of the group. Had to be a majority.
It was assumed Hugh Grant had sex at some point during the evening. He looked perfectly normal, and then a few minutes later looked as if he, well had been having sex.
Jack Nicholson could not stop talking about how proud he was of his daughter.
Ben Affleck was deemed to have been whipped beyond belief and he looked like a shell of the guy he used to be. He just did not look happy to be there.
Annette Benning is 22 years younger than her husband Warren Beatty and looked 22 years older.
When is Sharon Stone going to go away? Since when does one movie make a career?
Jessica Biel has an amazing body, but the sun is starting to make her face look older. Isla Fisher won the D list award for being the lowest celebrity who dared walk the red carpet the latest and came after a bunch of A listers.
Seal looked like a lounge singer in Vegas.
Geena Davis looks like she could beat the living crap out of her husband.
No one had ever seen Mary J. Blige in a dress and thought she should wear one more often.
Beyonce seems to wear the same outfit at every awards show.
Sheryl Crow is becoming a scarecrow.
Everyone is scared of Jada Pinkett Smith.
Salma Hayek looked really mad most of the night.
Rinko Kukichi had a huge following of guys around her.
Drew Barrymore looked very pretty. Unknown if she was the reason Hugh Grant looked like he did. Drew will also no doubt be sad that she will be the subject of a blind item revealed on Friday.
Everyone TiVo's The Office.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt acted like royalty but were not treated like royalty and did not seem to be universally liked thanks to her.
The latest jackass is still a jackass.
Coming up next..The after parties.