Friday, May 25, 2007

Four For Friday-Memorial Day Style or Victoria Day or Whatever Day Your Country Honors Their Heroes

All of the following happened on Memorial Day. Okay, well maybe not.

1. Which Actor/Wannabe Rockstar wore surgical gloves during a meet and greet session with fans?

2. Which large breasted long-time, but not too old B list soon to be A list network television actress (remember the definition) pissed off about 20 people at Starbucks by returning her coffee concoction 5 times because it didn't taste right, wasn't prepared right, wasn't hot enough, didn't smell right and she changed her mind. Each time she complained she forced herself to the front of the line of people and demanded immediate attention.

3. When this A list NBC actor gets bored he goes car shopping. He loves going for test drives and will often spend 2-3 hours at a dealer test driving vehicles to get "just the right one." He then either bails because he's late for a meeting with his agent or he demands the car of his choice for free. Either way he leaves angry sales people in his wake wherever he goes.

4. Talk about a tightwad, this former teen heartthrob movie actor and now usually an ensemble television actor is not someone you want to be behind in line at a grocery store. This actor who still has plenty of money obviously also has plenty of time. He has been known to take three hours strolling the aisles of a grocery store comparing prices and checking his coupons. Not just two or three coupons mind you, but hundreds and hundreds which he then sorts through at the checkout line. A good point for him is that he is aware that he is taking a great deal of time and thus is very friendly to the cashier and to all the people in line behind him, but it still can take 20 minutes to get him checked out.

Bonus

I know you may think the above are boring so how about this one. This actress/singer tries to portray a very good girl image. So everyone was amazed when she got drunk the other night at a club and let herself be groped, fondled and kissed in a corner by two guys at the same time. She was doing some groping of her own and led one of the two guys back to the VIP section by his belt loop.

60 comments:

Mel C. said...

1. Jared Leto
2. Brooke Shields
3. ?
4. ?
Bonus: Hillary Duff

Anonymous said...

1 - Jared Leto
Bonus: Jessica Simpson

Anonymous said...

1. Kevin Costner BMW Pro-Am this past weekend.

4. Jerry O'Connell

Bonus: Mandy Moore

Mistik said...

1. Jared Leto
2. Vanessa Williams
3. Steve Carell
4. ?

Bonus: Hilary Duff

magicoxymoron said...

Large breasted long-time? Does that mean store boughts at some point? Just saying.

Anonymous said...

1. Keanu Reeves or Jared Leto.
Bonus-Mandy Moore or Hilary Duff

No clue on the others.

Anonymous said...

Is number 1 really a blind item if there are tons of pics of this actor with the gloves while meeting fans?

I love this blog, but this is a bit... not blind

I think number four might be Rob Lowe. Maybe.

magicoxymoron said...

Bonus is Jessica Simpson. To be fair she thought those french guys were saying 'Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?'

Anonymous said...

What about John Stamos for #4?

Anonymous said...

Brooke Shields is not and has never been large-breasted.

natd said...

I think Rob Lowe for #4, and MM or HD for bonus, too.

Anonymous said...

1-Jared Leto
2-Brooke Shields
3-Josh Duhmel
4-Patrick Dempsey
Bonus-Hilary Duff

Tracee

Anonymous said...

oh, so its okay if some damn housefrua with four screaming kids takes twenty minutes to get through the checkout but if a polite guy with no screaming kids decides to use some coupons that deserves a blind item.
PS ent love your blog but the bonus is the the only item that really needs to be a blind item to keep you from being sued. how about revealling the first four on monday.

Hez said...

After reading today's Holy Moly mailout describing how he gets advanced the cash for first class travel to the UK then cashes it in and flies economy, I think #4 could easily be Rob Lowe.

Scanning the lists of new shows for the answer to #2 but so far nothing jumps out. Anyone else?

Anonymous said...

1- Jared Leto
2- no idea..Fran dreshcer?
3- Alec baldwin
4- Rob Lowe
bonus- Mandy Moore.

-jax

Anonymous said...

Hez is it going to rain all wekdn in BC again???

-jax

Anonymous said...

My Guesses:

1.Keanu Reeves
2.Victoria Beckham
3.Alec Baldwin
4.Rob Lowe
Bonus:
Sure that is Hilary Duff

Anonymous said...

Brooke Shields is about to star in Lipstick Jungle. The show that's based on the Candace Bushnell book.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Brooke Shields wears 36 flat as board a cup.

Anonymous said...

I thought since the babies her boobs got bigger, but maybe I stand corrected. Okay how about Melanie Griffith. She has breast implants and is gonna be in Vivian Laughlin.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

#1. Jared Leto
#2. Jessica Simpson
#3. George Clooney
#4. Rick Schroeder
Bonus is Hilary Duff

rebecca said...

So the answer to number 2 means that she is soon going to be headlining her own show, maybe it's that woman from grey's anatomy? Is she large breasted? is vanessa williams soon going to have her own show?

Anonymous said...

# 4- Luke Perry?

Rebecca said...

melanie griffith is pretty old (not too old clue)

Anonymous said...

Have any of you seen Rob Lowe's digs in Montecito (Santa Barbara) Believe me, he didn't get a house like that by wasting a single dime on anything, It is Oprah-esque!!!!
-- kellygrrrl
p.s. hez, you a meteorologist too?

magicoxymoron said...

OK I wasn't kidding about the long time big-breasted question. So many develop healthy lungs in LA overnight. Anyway #2 could be Laura San Giacomo, Just Shoot Me, as she is doing a series that starts this summer, Saving Grace. One of the few that is actually sporting what looks like a God given pair.

Anonymous said...

OFF-TOPIC: Has anyone noticed the color of Jessica Simpson's hair? PISS YELLOW! is this a subliminal message for John?
-- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

Rebecca, Melanie is old, about 50. But that doesn't make her a senior citizen yet. She's not getting the Early Bird Special at Denny's or iHop. Her boobs are well above C.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

One more thing, Melanie got her implants after Bonfire of the Vanities. If that ain't long time big chested I dunno what is.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Number three isn't Josh Duhamel. He's a sweetheart, and his mom raised him better than that.

I like the Alec Baldwin guess! With the pressure he's been under for the past decade... I'd be looking for any form of relief from my life too.

love jinxie

PS it always rains in BC on the weekend :)

pisly said...

For #4, is Anthony Michael Hall a former teen heartthrob movie actor in anyone's universe?

On the other hand, it might not be him, because "Dead Zone" isn't exactly an ensemble-type show such as the one Rob Lowe is in.

Hez said...

Jax, my desktop weather widget (now you know my secret, kellygrrrl!) says we're golden except for Sunday.

And for the record, I don't even think we bother to call it "rain" anymore... it's just "BC Experience".

Laura San Giacomo is a great guess for #2! She's got some huge Winnebagoes.

Anonymous said...

If it were Melanie wouldn't it read former A List film star for #2, rather than long time but not too old B list soon to be Alist TV?

Melody said...

#4 might be Jason Bateman. I have a couponing friend who has checked out behind him at the grocery store. She has traded coupons with him.

BTW, good for him. I'm glad to see someone maximizing the value of his money instead of throwing it away on drugs. He might consider getting the store owner to open another checkstand, though. That's what I do. :)

Anonymous said...

Could be Tiffani Theisen for #2 she had big ones and she is rumored to be on Grey's next season.

Anonymous said...

Melanie Griffith got her implants DURING the Bonfire shoot - which added to the mountain of problems that beset that film. Sets had to be rebuilt and scenes reshot to deal with MG's brand new breasts.

It's one of the reasons she lost all professional credibility in H'wood, and wasn't given choice roles after.

Anonymous said...

So MG's set was rebuilt causing movie set to be rebuilt. Classic.

Anonymous said...

should have added that i loved the mountains of problems quote there too 3:22 I see a future for you as a Post headline writer
3:30

Anonymous said...

If the men's bathroom at Le Deux is considered VIP I think Britney may be the bonus answer.

Anonymous said...

They're ALL boring, including the "bonus".

Anonymous said...

Who Me said:

1. Jared Leto or Kevin Bacon
2. ?
3. Steve Carell
4. Jason Bateman (I can easily see hin doing this)

Bonus: I dunno

Rebecca said...

I know she's not that old, but she sure looks like it. Too much abuse.

Anonymous said...

Katherine Heigl for big breasted?
Pretty sure Jessica Simpson dropped the good girl image when she hooked up with John Mayer. If people hadn't heard about her antics on the Dukes of Hazzard set, they certainly heard about them after the JM thing.
I cast my lot with Mandy Moore. She likes her alcohol, she is just normally surrounded by people smart enough to keep her out of the camera's eye. Could be Duff though, but I think it's Mandy

SA

Anonymous said...

anon 3:15 I took ent's writing to mean that whomever it was will hit A-list soon (as in their show will have been on 3 years) as in..it's still a show on the air.
Though I could be wrong and if so Tiffani certainly could fit the bill as she was on 90210 for..ever it seems.

SA

Anonymous said...

you guys are so refreshing!

So many develop healthy lungs in LA overnight.

So MG's set was rebuilt causing movie set to be rebuilt.

the color of Jessica Simpson's hair? PISS YELLOW! is this a subliminal message for John?

keep em coming!!

Anonymous said...

5. Mandy Moore

Anonymous said...

my friend babysat for rob lowe and was paid $50 an hour...doesnt sound too cheap to me (she was only like 14 by the way, it was just a little job not a nanny position)

Anonymous said...

My guesses:
#4 is Patrick Dempsey
and bonus is Mandy Moore.

I would love for Ent to reveal the bonus!

F.

Anonymous said...

Hey people for #2 it is talking about a show that is about to hit the time frame for an actor to be A list on TV. He did say to remember the definition to what an A list TV star was.

Anonymous said...

it also meant that it was on for three years as an ensemble OR a headliner of the show.

Anonymous said...

katherien hiegel for number 2. shes been a b-list actress since she was a kid and now that Knocked Up is coming out and expected to be a big hit she is going to be a-list for at least a little while.

Anonymous said...

hez - did you just mention GOLDEN and SHOWERS in the same thought? The subliminal messages must be working!!!!!
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

The Bonus is so vague it really could be any of the following: Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff. I would rule out Jessica though only because it seems like she's sort of broken out of the "good girl" image with her divorce. Best guess is Hillary Duff I think, because she is pretty adamant about maintaining the good girl image. Mandy Moore has admitted to depression, and is pretty open in interviews...overall Hillary Duff seems like the best guess.

Anonymous said...

Here is the direct quote from EL's blind which explains what a TV A list is:

A list television actor (definition=someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show.
***********************************

Which means this actress is about the either be headlining a show for 3 years straight OR had 2 or more shows for more then 5 years.

Jem said...

I say 5. Hilary Duff

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Rick Schroeder for #4 for some reason... NYPD Blue, 24...

schneefloeckli said...

How people still guess Victoria Beckham for #2 is beyond me... I'm thinking Nicolette Sheridan [Edie Britt from Desperate Housewives].

Anonymous said...

#1- Doesn't Lindsey wear gloves? It could be her.

#2- Lohan has large breasts-- it's totally her!

#3- I know it says "he"- but I still think Lindsey is a pretty good guess!

#4- Lindsey was/is a teen heartthrob, and has plenty of money. It's her... or Paris!
No, just kidding.... IT'S LINDSEY!!

#5- Look no further.... Lindsey!!! She WAS out the other night!! It has to be her!

Anonymous said...

What about Kirstie Alley for #2? She was on Cheers for several years and has starred in at least one other series (Veronica's Closet). She's also had great success with the Look Whose Talking films. She is starring in a new cable network series called Write & Wrong soon. And she's been known to be testy!

amadena2003 said...

1.Although it dont fits Jared Leto,because he IS now a rockstar,not more a wannabe - he and his brother were it.
2.Kirstie Alley

Bonus: Mandy Moore,Hillary Duff or one of the Olsens