Friday, May 02, 2008

Katie Holmes Says A Bad Word


In an interview with Vanity Fair, Katie Holmes talks about her family. I guess she is referring to Tom Cruise and Suri, although it isn't really clear from the quote. Apparently she has taken offense at some of the things written about her over the past few years.

"I do know what is being said in the press. This is my family, and I do care about them. The stories are not okay. It eats away at me. Some of the crap that's out there - it's really frustrating the amount of s**t that's out there!"

Well at least we know why she appears to have been losing weight. The stories are eating away at her, and slowly the pieces of paper and internet pages have been devouring her body. She should turn it into a diet book and she could make millions. Just 300 pages of negative words and every person who reads it would suddenly be sticks. No more diets that don't work or drinking shakes instead of meals. All you have to do is read negative words and the pounds just melt away.

Now, I'm no expert, but I don't think anything negative has been said about Suri. I mean there has been the whole debate about whether she is actually Tom's baby or the product of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm or just the result of a relationship before Tom. But no one has actually ever said anything bad about Suri herself. Likewise about Katie. Oh, people might say she needs to run away quickly or that she is a Jennifer Aniston when it comes to the success of films, but nothing against her personally for actually being married to Tom or the fact that many people think she is doing it for money or something else.

Now as for her husband. I think he has kind of brought it upon himself. There isn't anything I or anyone else needs to write or say to make him look like an ass. He does an astounding job of that completely on his own.

One way Katie could clear up all the s**t that has been written would be for her to sit down with a real journalist who was allowed to ask as many questions about as many topics as they wanted. Put it all on tape so there are no misunderstandings and let her clear up any misconceptions she wants to correct. Until she does something like that, people are going to speculate and people are going to write about the information that is available.

So, stop whining, get off your carousel and do an interview. And no, Kneepads Magazine, Diane Sawyer and Larry King don't count. Either does Oprah.

16 comments:

Sweater said...

Wow, that's a really good picture of her. Is that BC? (Before Cruise)

p m said...

oh wow! she's so liberated and free-thinking!

adrian said...

BC Sweater--she has a different nose.

Lisa said...

I think I've read where Suri has been called an alien baby. That's bad.

Sweater said...

Thanks adrian :D Yeah she looks....healthy and young, as well.

Jesse D said...

Yeah, I've read where Suri is an alien and when the pics of her first came out, that she was ugly, etc. Also that Katie Holmes has sold her soul, etc. That's gotta be pretty hard to deal with, true or not.

RagDoll said...

Sweater & Adrian-- that's *immediately* what I thought when I saw this, it's gotta be B.C. or B.G.M.D if you're a Lainey fan ;)

jax said...

aww Katie,with the old smile, the old nose and the old personality.

man she looks amazing with a pulse.

Grace said...

Tom really put her in this awkward situation. He was really adored by most everyone until his publicist left and his sister took over -- then he went completely apesh*t, jumping on couches, picking on Brooke Shields, etc. He was out of control and showed his true colors.

His old publicist really controlled him and what he put out there, and under his sister we saw the "real" Tom.

Now the old publicist is back and Tom isn't doing the crazy shiz he used to do under his sister's position as publicist.

But the damage is done, and poor KatE gets the brunt of it. I feel for her, I do, but I also agree that Tom is the culprit in all of this.

ladyerroneous said...

I'm sorry, but I believe that body language speaks volumes, and Katie CONSTANTLY looks tense and miserable, whereas Tom always looks cocksure and obstinately in control. I don't know. Even the Beckhams, weirdos that they are, appear to be at least completely comfortable with each other.

You know the way T&K NEVER walk side by side, and they don't even hold hands in a normal fashion; Tom's always got her wrist in this freaky deathhold, and her actual hand just sort of dangles there and she looks like a quaalude-popping robot? That always freaks me out.

I dunno. I really hope there wasn't some goddamn contract, because there's an actual child involved. It would be pretty sadistic to bring a child into the world under the guise of some fucked-up beard business arrangement. Or some weirdo Xenu turkey baster GYN arrangement. Ewwww.

captivagrl said...

here's some real s**t katie - you're not fooling anyone!

Sylvia said...

I've never liked Gay Cruise. I always thought it strange that for the type of movies he came out and never won an Oscar kind of makes you wonder how Hollywood people feel about him. But than again Hollywood land is Disney land LOL.

Once he started acting weirdo with Opa and doing his stupid interviews just thought he was mentally ill.

If anyone here needs a psychiatrist its Mr. Gay Cruise.

Ayesha said...

Totally agree with ladyerroneous. Their body language is telling a completely different story. I will never forget that Oprah episode where he dragged her out on stage and she looked mortified. She is there out of fear, not love.

Now that they have Suri, he can keep her in line. I'd do just about anything to keep my kids from being taken away from me or harmed in any way!

Just finished watching the Oprah interview and I am further sickened by the whole magilla.

Ayesha said...

Totally agree with ladyerroneous. Their body language is telling a completely different story. I will never forget that Oprah episode where he dragged her out on stage and she looked mortified. She is there out of fear, not love.

Now that they have Suri, he can keep her in line. I'd do just about anything to keep my kids from being taken away from me or harmed in any way!

Just finished watching the Oprah interview and I am further sickened by the whole magilla.

jenner said...

I cannot feel sorry for Katie, in fact, i feel quite the opposite. It wasn't like she was 16 when she got together with him, she was an adult. And knew what she was getting into. And married him anyway.

No sympathy here.

PS Suri is a total cutie. There, something nice. LOL

Psychoticstate said...

This is an old quote, from 2006, when Vanity Fair put Tom, Katie and a horribly photoshopped Suri on their cover. I doubt Katie has said much of anything recently, other than "When is payday?" and "Is it time to recharge my batteries?"
I have no doubt that this is nothing more than Camp Cruise in full PR overdrive mode. Tom appears on Oprah to explain away everything and an old quote is recycled to show how fierce and strong Katie is.
Bitches, please. You're not fooling anyone.