Tuesday, July 08, 2008
So, last night I was surfing through the television, because, hey that is what I do. It was about midnight and there really wasn't anything on. Oh sure, there was porn, but for one night I decided to take the Donger's advice.
Anyway, as I was surfing through the channels I came upon Tori Spelling's show. I wasn't going to watch it, but when I saw the summary of the episode, I just had to.
I don't remember the entire summary, but I do remember the first few words of it. "The power couple's efforts to buy a home..."
Excuse me, I must have missed about 20 years in time. Did someone actually use the term power couple to describe Tori and Dean? Power couple as in someone with power? I must be confused because I thought power couples had to have power to make people other than their kids and dogs do something.
If I ask you to name a Hollywood power couple, Tori and Dean aren't at the top of your list. Hell, they aren't even on your list. I would be surprised if you could even remember their names to include on a list. Bert & Ernie are a bigger power couple. If those two puppets strike, an entire network is going down. If Tori and Dean go on strike, then basically any two people in LA who can mumble and call each other mama and papa could fill in.
Obviously the producers of the show must love to kiss ass which would account for the description. If I were Tori and Dean I would be embarrassed, not only about the show which has quite possibly the worst editing in the history of reality television, but just because I can't imagine anyone wanting to or caring about how they live their life.