Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Power Couple?


So, last night I was surfing through the television, because, hey that is what I do. It was about midnight and there really wasn't anything on. Oh sure, there was porn, but for one night I decided to take the Donger's advice.

Anyway, as I was surfing through the channels I came upon Tori Spelling's show. I wasn't going to watch it, but when I saw the summary of the episode, I just had to.

I don't remember the entire summary, but I do remember the first few words of it. "The power couple's efforts to buy a home..."

Excuse me, I must have missed about 20 years in time. Did someone actually use the term power couple to describe Tori and Dean? Power couple as in someone with power? I must be confused because I thought power couples had to have power to make people other than their kids and dogs do something.

If I ask you to name a Hollywood power couple, Tori and Dean aren't at the top of your list. Hell, they aren't even on your list. I would be surprised if you could even remember their names to include on a list. Bert & Ernie are a bigger power couple. If those two puppets strike, an entire network is going down. If Tori and Dean go on strike, then basically any two people in LA who can mumble and call each other mama and papa could fill in.

Obviously the producers of the show must love to kiss ass which would account for the description. If I were Tori and Dean I would be embarrassed, not only about the show which has quite possibly the worst editing in the history of reality television, but just because I can't imagine anyone wanting to or caring about how they live their life.

14 comments:

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Are you implying that Ernie is a power bottom?

Production Girl said...

Power couple???

hahahaha

RagDoll said...

Dean McDermott reminds me of my creepy 9th. grade Algebra teacher who walked thru the rows of desks in class looking down all of our shirts. I developed quite the predilection towards turtle-necks that year.

Emma31 said...

Tori makes some REALLY ugly faces on that show. She is really not attractive at all.

adrian said...

I would rather watch an hour of Bert & Ernie then them.
At least with them working, we don't have to hear her whine about not getting her daddy's millions.

Mooshki said...

It's too bad their show sucks, 'cause So NoTORIous was awesome.

MontanaMarriott said...

OMG I SOOOO LOVED So NoTORIous, it should have ran much longer than it did.

irishstayc2 said...

laughing @ Little Miss S & M...

you beat me too it but I was gonna suggest that Dean was the power bottom!! LMAO

JM said...

I looooooove Tori & Dean Inn Love on Oxygen. Their personal lives are just as staged as their acting jobs. Why was there all this bitchin about Denise Richards putting her kids on her reality TV show, when Tori and Dean have been doing it for a couple of seasons already. I love their cute dog that poops on the carpet. I love their friends who have their own reality cameras aimed at them whenever Tori makes an impromptu call. Tori and Dean and Janice Dickinson personify the REAL Hollywood.

beyondseattle said...

jm, thats so true about the impromptu call and the camera just happens to be there. i hate that reality tv is so scripted. they should label it like food, 100% fake.

selenakyle said...

No amount of money or surgery can make that poor lil' rich girl pretty. sorry.

Majik said...

lmao @ 16 Candles ref...love ya, Ent.

Lynne said...

"I decided to take the Donger's advice."

EL, you crack me up!

Alpine Summer said...

I also loves So NoTORIous. I watch this new bit (not that it's so new; two or three seasons?). Definitely not love, but I like to laugh at it.

And, by the way, Tori can make "her gays" do things. The cabana boys when Dean went scuba diving were great, even if that whole scene, like most of the show, was completely staged.