Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Of Course She Is Doing It


Last year Kirsten Dunst decided to pretend she was a movie star and to tell the world that she was not going to do anymore Spider-Man films unless Tobey Maguire was back as well as the director Sam Raimi.

Please. She is the one who is probably calling them constantly and reminding them that she does in fact exist and that she would be willing to work for practically nothing because compared to the salaries of everyone else on the film, it is nothing. Does she really think for an instant that the producers could not find someone else to play Mary Jane Watson. They could make Mary Jane one of those Pixar things and people wouldn't care. In fact, the Pixar thing would probably do a better job acting. The only downside to the Pixar thing is it would probably cost more money than what Kirsten makes so they might as well use her.

So, yesterday, when MTV interviewed her and asked if she had decided whether she would do Spider-Man 4 she said, "I'm in. I'm not saying anything, I know there's rumors."

Umm, you just did say something. You said you are in. So how can you say something and then not say anything? What rumors? That maybe no one really wanted you back, or the rumors you started yourself last year? I'm confused. Not uncommon but when Kirsten Dunst starts rattling off, my mind just can't handle it. They just need to kill her off so they don't have to deal with it in Part 5.

9 comments:

Mooshki said...

I'm surprised they didn't already kill her off after she leaked a chunk of #3 before they started filming. Idiot. But doesn't "the public" still like her? Eh, she's probably safe.

Punkimeowzer said...

I thought Snaggletooth showed great potential in "Interview with a Vampire." The rest of her films are a blur. What happened to her? This franchise is the only good thing she's got. We can only hope she gets the axe soon.

Kristen S. said...

Bring It On is one of my favorite rainy-day-nothing-on-tv movies. I don't think I've seen her in anytyhing else.

Mooshki said...

Bring It On is a classic. :)

Grace said...

I dont' know why you hate Kirsten Dunst so much ENT. She is a working actress and has movies in the works. She was fantastic in Marie Antoinette.

gillian said...

She was annoying as the messed up little daddy's girl in 'crazy/beautiful'. B.I.O would have worked without her. So what has she done that is so memorable? She's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Kill her off in Spidy 4 and move on to someone else. More importantly, what is Tobey Maguire doing these days? (other than cashing those spidy cheques?)

Mooshki said...

Grace, I believe that there is a secret law that to become an internet blogger you have to agree to hate her. :) Honestly, I don't think anyone actually hates her, she can just be annoying. Sometimes she exaggerates/lies, is kind of snooty, has a general bad attitude, and says things she shouldn't, but nothing truly awful as far as I know. (Apart from the drug habit.) Personally, I really like her in her movies, but I get sick of her in real life.

Caroline said...

I liked her in Bring It On, but she is really a terrible actress.

shakey said...

Don't forget Drop Dead Gorgeous. Hilarious movie. Even if it starred her and *ahem* Denise Richards.