Friday, November 21, 2008

Four For Friday

#1 - This one of the more odd things I have heard. B- list film actor. He has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn a few extra bucks for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car. He can't make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing it.

#2, 3 & 4 - So in this one we have a musician. B+ list group, but our musician definitely has A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex's mouth, especially concerning one of her ex's and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got canceled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued.

58 comments:

Be Adequite! said...

Tommy Lee-Pamela-and famous Ex Kid Rock???

AnonMom said...

2,3,4 - Paris, Benji Madden, and Stavros/Rick Solomon?

melissa said...

First thing I thought was Benji, but I don't think he cares enough about Paris. Then again, it does fit in every other way.

And I know Kid Rock sure as hell doesn't care about Pam. Ick.

farmgirl said...

"Lucky for our musician" means the other ex has to be a big guy and very very famous

sassafrass said...

Barker, Moakler, LaHoya

Emobacca said...

I need a flowchart for the 2nd one

Sorry I have a very short attention span.

Cheryl said...

Paris, Benji, and someone. She's got enough exes for one of them to be very, very, famous. I don't think Tommy Lee would be shocked to find Pammie with someone else.

Cheryl said...

I think sassafrass might have it. Is that LaHoya as in the boxer? That would be lucky for the musician that it didn't go beyond shouting.

Dan said...

I like the Barker, Moakler, De La Hoya guess!

sassafrass said...

Shanna and Oscar have a daughter together.

Judi said...

I'm with you, too, Sassafrass. Immediately thought of them.
Yes, Cheryl. Oscar de la Hoya. I think that's why Enty wrote, "...but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued."

Ed said...

Hmmm I was thinking Jessica Simpson, and 2 of her exes. But the Pam-Tommy Lee-Kid rock guess is good.

Laura said...

I LOVE the Barker, Moakler and Delahoya guess. That fits to a T!

But for shits and giggles, here's my not as good guess:

Some guy I dont know, Kelly Brook, and Jason Statham.

and for #1:David Schwimmer

DNfromMN said...

#1 - I was thinking Christian Slater... not sure I'd trust him with my car.

#2 - My first guess was Adam Levine, Sophie Monk, and whatever Madden twin she was screwing.

I do like the Moakler guess though for 2-4

palealebrew10 said...

Matthew Perry came to mind for #1. I can't see him doing something like that, even still.

nunaurbiz said...

How about Don Johnson for No. 1?

I thought immediately of Paris and Benji for the second item, but the Travis/Shannon/Oscar trio is more fun!

nunaurbiz said...

Er, Shanna. Sorry. I'm sure she'll be really insulted I typo'd her name LOL

amster said...

I like the Barker, Moakler and Delahoya guess as well. I was thinking Michael Richards of Seinfeld for #1. But he might be considered more of a comedan than an actor. The hair would be a dead give away, even in the dark.

amster said...

Never mind he's not a film actor.

Sher said...

#1: Uncle Joey from Full House

not a famous adrian said...

I'm in on the Barker/Moakler, but not sure of the ex.

tarajones said...

the first to pop into my head was barker/moakler. so i agree. de la hoya is a good guess too. i dunno many of her celebrity exes interesting!

Harriet Hellfire said...

My first thought was Tom and Pam, but Travis Barker and Shanna make more sense. Except for the very famous ex. I don't think del la Hoya is "very, very famous", is he?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Travis and Shanna were my first thought for #2 & #3.

Robyn said...

As soon as I read A list musician with an ex he didn't trust, Travis and Shanna

Beth said...

My first thought was Matthew Perry for 1, but I think he's more of a TV actor even with his movie credits. I wouldn't describe him as having had tried his hand in TV -- same for the rest of the Friends.

I really like the Barker/Moakler/de la Hoya guess for 2-4. Also, Enty is vague on whether they were spouses or bf/gf, which fits. They were married, divorced, a couple, not a couple, etc.

emstee22 said...

i dont know about number one but it really made me giggle.

Molly said...

i can't see anyone young doing something like this because it might bruise the ego. my first thought was an older actor like james caan or burt reynolds.

Tonya said...

#1 - Matt LeBlanc. I think if you google valet and his name you may find some info.

#2/3/4 - Probably Barker and Moakler possibly De La Hoya but who knows.

JJ said...

I like the Barker/Moakler guess. Very good. But is Travis really back to recording already?

bookjacket said...

Any chance that 2, 3 &4 are Kate Hudson, her ex-husband Chris (with whom she has always remained very close) and ex-bf Owen Wilson?

Get a Life said...

I like everyone's guesses for the ex blind. I do think this could be a younger guy - someone like Sean William Scott (however, he doesn't fit because it was never really part of a hit show on tv). But someone like him cuz I can totally see him doing it.

MizCaramel said...

I can't imagine who #1 is but I agree I like the Barker/Moakler guess too!

JW said...

I don't think Travis Barker has A list name recognition. I only know who he is because my daughter loved Blink 182. I think Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson and KId Rock although what do you think of Michael Jackson. He is very very famous. (Although that does not fit with why the first would be sorry.)

MissLALALALALuna said...

I second the Chris Robinson, Kate Hudson guess. It makes more sense then any of the other guesses.

Jamie's Girl said...

I think De La Hoya would be the obvious guess because he would give a beatdown to anyone. I also know that both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock are mean as heck, so I think they are on equal ground there and it really wouldn't matter about a fight between the two of them.

#1 sounds like a really cool, fun guy who gets a kick out of doing something, plus picking up tips. I have a friend who is crazy about cleaning houses. She loves to do it herself. It is shocking, but she says it gets rid of all of her stress. Not much responsibility in Valeting, plus you meet interesting people, if you are famous.

sandman said...

does travis barker (or anyone) give 2 shits what shannon does?
i like the tommy/pamela guess.

Julie said...

i want number 1 to be seth green.
even though, hes got family guy and robot chicken...

MAYBE ITS BRECKIN MEYER, even though HE has robot chicken, too. but does that show even like, count? Breckin Meyer was on "Inside Schwartz" my husband and I were talking about it tonight while we were watching Kitchen Confidential. Speaking of that, that'd be funny if it were Bradley Cooper.

B said...

Number one totally made me think of David Spade!

B said...

Number one totally made me think of David Spade!

k said...

I hope Ent reveals the number one! That's a really odd story, but a good one:)

Jaiden said...

I like the David Spade guess.

As for the second blind, I'm with the Paris/Benji/whoever guess.

imPLastic said...

The highest profile Shana Moakler ever did was slapping Paris... or was it Paris who slapped Shana? Anyskank, Blind #2 isn't either of them, as the "Heather Mills" from enty prob implies 'Gold Digger" sooo im going with :

2)Tommy Lee (His name is more famous than Motley Crue)
3) Pam Anderson
4) Take your pick

mrchgrl said...

I dont know why but Joshua Jackson popped into my head for #1.
He obvs had a hit with Dawson's Creek and did a bit here and there on film and tv, now with Fringe he is doing something that probably wont be a hit again. Plus he seems down to earth enough to just enjoy parking cars. :P

RagDoll said...

Sassafrass: BRILLIANT! Barker/Moakler/DeLaHoya!!

#1 I have no idea, but that's friggen great! Who lives in the Bird Streets these days? there seems to be a celeb on every block there, and if DiCaprio and McGuire still live there, I can see a bunch of house-parties on a semi-regular basis...

MadLyb said...

I have to agree with the Barker, Moakler and De La Hoya guess.

Pink Skull said...

It is totally one of the Madden brothers from Good Charlotte and either Paris or Nicole. Good Charlotte is mos def B+ and Paris and Nicole aren't really actresses, they just stared in reality tv and got lucky. I sooooo got this one right.

Beth said...

I don't think it's Pam/Tommy/Kid Rock. I think Tommy could kick Kid Rock's ass.

I don't think this is Kate Hudson/Owen Wilson/Chris Robinson because Chris is a singer, not musician.

I don't think it's David Spade, as much as I love the guess. He is mostly known for TV, and he was on two hits. He was on SNL during one of its popular periods and then Just Shoot Me. Isn't he on something now that's in its second season? Rules of Engagement, maybe?

star_grades said...

When Enty mentioned Heather Mills, it put a few thoughts in my head. Firstly, English. Second, older.
Also, it says "very, very famous ex". As in the celebutard was with a 'very, very famous' ex.
None of Paris' conquests have been that famous. And Neither have any of Shannon Moaklers.
I think it has to be Kate Hudson. I know that doesn't fit in with the English bit, but she's older than Paris and has more famous ex's than any of the other guesses.

As for #1, I think it could be just about any old b-list actor. Not many clues given.

VerityFine said...

Seconded on the point that none of Paris's exes could be described 'very, very famous' - But I think Kate Hudson has done so many major film roles that she has probably earned the status of a real actress - bit harsh on her there! It strikes me that her type of entitled, dynastic, over-privileged luck doesn't seem to bear much comparison with Heather Mills' gold-digging path to fame.

CarolMR said...

#2: Valerie Bertinelli, Eddie Van Halen, and ???

R. W. said...

#1 = Eric Estrada

DNfromMN said...

Update on an old one: Per News of the World (not the most reliable), looks like the cheating chef was Gordon Ramsay.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2008/11/todays-blind-items_05.html

Mooshki said...

I'm SHOCKED, DN! LOL.

sarah said...

#1: Fez from That 70s Show?

trashtalker said...

Just in case Ent doesn't post anything on David Spade making out with Nicollette Sheridan, here's the blind that's got to be them (it's the first one):
http://tinyurl.com/6lplzz

Bad Fish said...

I vote nay on the De La Hoya guess.

He and Shanna have a child together. I highly doubt that Travis would think Shanna was lying about her relationship with Oscar, when they actually have a daughter together.

Paula said...

Christopher Lloyd for #1