Friday, January 16, 2009

When Verne Drinks




Aaaah, the good old days. When Verne Troyer got drunk on The Surreal Life and decided to use a corner of the living room as his private urinal I never thought it would get any funnier. Actually it hasn't. That is one of the best moments on television ever. Well, Verne didn't do that this time, but Verne did get hammered on champagne and then proceeded to crash his scooter into a wall and fall off. If anyone can find the video of this or him getting drunk, please send it to me.

Thanks Chloe

15 comments:

Ror said...

I have video of me pissing in my fireplace! Do you want that?

DNfromMN said...
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DNfromMN said...

The Fun starts at 2:25, enty. (2nd post to include it as a link)

Sylvia said...

he is weird when he gets drunk.

Mooshki said...

Thanks, DN. Drunk Verne is amusing. Sexed-up Verne is life-scarring. :)

Get a Life said...

I feel real bad for this guy. He's got serious issues going on and if he doesn't get help prolly won't be around for too long.

Cheryl said...

He used to live with a couple who were like adopted family. I hope they are looking out for him and not stealing his money.

BTW in the first pic he looks like a fetus. A drunk little fetus.

Lisa said...

LOL at what Cheryl wrote, but I'll be damned if she's not right! LOL

Cooper's Mom said...
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equinox said...

That first picture is just sad.

c17 said...

Y'all,.....no. Just..no.

Seeing as how he's "smaller" & doesn't have the body mass to process a "normal" (to us) amount of alcohol, I think it's wrong to post stuff like this. It's taking advantage. Such as.

jokester said...

Verne if from Michigan. If you ever lived in Michigan, you'll understand why they drink a lot of alcohol there.

Molly said...

c17, i agree w. you. hard life to begin with, he ends up fucked up and people use that for folly. we're not talking about someone w. a lot of talent who got fucked up - this isn't whitney or amy winehouse. leave the dude alone. i expect this from perez hilton.

Mooshki said...

Sorry, gotta disagree. I think that to not make fun of him would be discriminating against him because of his size. He's a drunken reality show whore. If we can't make fun of them, who can we make fun of? :)

Ernestine said...

No one poured the bubbly down Verbe's throat. He might be small, but he's not a child. He's old and mentally cognizant enough to know his own limits. What's worse? Giggling and shaking one's head at the drunken misadventures of a little person, or condescendingly avowing that The Big People are ultimately in charge and should have cut him off?

He's a big boy, a famewhore, and a rich one, at that. I'll save my sympathy for people who really deserve it.