This Hurts But In A Good Way
It is hard for me to say anything nice about a Huvane, but this is going to be one of those times. Hell, I might even give Jennifer Aniston and Anne Hathaway a break for a week or so because of this. Many of you know that Steven Huvane is the uber publicist of stars such as Anne and Jen. What many of you might not know is that his brother Kevin is the head of CAA which is one of the largest talent agencies. Well, CAA threw a big after party following the Golden Globes. Huge. It was the place to be. It was at the Sunset Tower Hotel and it was where Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz had their stare off. Similar to a dance off, but it is filled with lots of stares and punctuated by ignoring each other all night.
Anyway, according to the NY Daily News, at the height of the party, Kevin Huvane notices Paris Hilton sneaking into the party. That's right. Sneaking. Paris wasn't invited and had not come with anyone. She was just Paris Hilton and since it was the hottest party, Paris just had to be there. She was supposed to be. She is Paris.
Well, apparently Kevin saw her and wanted her gone. Paris saw it coming and headed for the bathroom. And so while LAPD and security were called, Paris sat in the bathroom, and sat in the bathroom, and finally after about fifteen minutes emerged and was escorted from the party by LAPD and security. Paris was humiliated. Kevin Huvane was said to be ticked off at Paris' sense of entitlement. Therefore, for embarrassing Paris more than any human has for a very long time and in such a very public setting, I will say only nice things about all Huvane clients for the remainder of the week or until they do something ridiculous.
48 comments:
Three cheers for Kevin! I hope he sets a precedent and people stop acknowledge this pestilent being's existence.
I agree with Elizabeth. Why, oh why, are there no pictures of this event? Coulda been my new screen saver
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Hysterically.
lol@Linnea & Elizabeth
I enjoyed reading this story. Best thing this morning hahahaha.
I take it the Skank didn't read that Skank's were not allowed hahaha.
Pictures Please! Love this story.
It's time someone put Paris in her place. Who knew it would be a Huvane? Awesome!!!!
What is this about a Drew/ Cameron stare off?
Happy thoughts are now running through my head. I had read she was DENIED but i didn't know she was ESCORTED by LAPD - wonder if she knew any of them from her jail days LOL
Finally, Paris put in her place (which wasn't at the party!) Great news.
Would LOVE to hear about this Cameron/Drew thing...weren't they they best of friends at one time?
Yeah that whole Cameron/Drew thing totally flew me for a loop. I thought they were best friends too, what happened?
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of that bathroom...Paris, biting her perfectly manicured nails, taking a deep breath before she says to herself, "OK. You can do this. You're hot!" and walking out into the waiting arms of the LAPD.
And yeah, what's this about Drew and Cameron??
haha poor Paris, lol
I agree, more details on Cam/Drew, as far as I knew they were good friends...
Best story ever! Maybe Paris will get the hint that her 15 minutes have gone on too long already. Not likely but it's still a lovely thought.
As for the Drew/Cameron thing, Lainey posted an entry about it this morning.
BEAUTIFUL!!!
About time....but this is PARIS..."SPIT IN HER FACE...SHE'LL SAY IT RAINING"..I know it's an old one...but so perfectly fitting.....
well good morning Jax...lol.
Weren't Drew and Cam sitting together at the Globes? What's happening?
Paris, meet karma. Ain't it a bitch?
love this story, about bloody time too - spoilt bitch!
That's flipping awesome!
this so makes up for the having to like...well, not like, but i guess be humane to Tom Cruise for a day
Wait, back up...what? I thought Drew and Cameron were best buds? (pun intended...)
Oh...off to see what Lainey said about it...
I LOVE IT!
FUCK Paris.
I also thought Drew/Cameron were BFF...I have to go read the scoop!
Wow. Talk about falling so far so fast. My beleif in mankind has been restored. For now, anyway. If only we could get rid of Speidi too. Then we can all sing Kumbaya together.
I'm in Paris, France right now and I'm having a good laugh at the other Paris' expense. Bon Soir to me!
Gladys, I sure hope it's a bit warmer there! And I'm glad you have internet access again! :)
I feel sorry for Paris, France. It used to be the "City of Light" and now it will be forever tarnished by association with her.
I wonder who Paris was calling from the bathroom? The ace that she thought she had in the her pocket to make sure Huvane didn't chuck her out. Appears to have let her down... (hee hee). Wonder which big-shot CAA client it was.
Speaking of Lainey, did she just out the How he holds her blind today, or am I just now getting it?
wtf happened with drew and cam?
they're no longer munch buddies?
enty, you have to keep me abreast of these things!!
Kudos for Paris being banned...Now if media will follow suit, it'll be GRAVY!
Huzzah!!
Not so HAWT now, is she?
JJ- we figured it out as Megan Fox a few months ago. if you google how he holds her on images...up pops Megan and BAG. all fits.
jesus Moosh...for a second there I thought you were feeling sorry for paris the person. Scares the hell out of me.
jax- what has megan been identified as? Sorry, I dont read lainey, and I just cant find that blind you are talking about!
I will now be sending Mr. Huvane a big bouquet of flowers. Now, let's hope it's a domino effect....
"...for a second there I thought you were feeling sorry for paris the person."
What have I ever done that would lead you to think so poorly of me? Oh yeah, I admitted that I watch The City.
Linnea, here's a link to Lainey's original blind.
I have a new hero *sniff, sniff*
Steven Huvane, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!
Oops, meant Kevin, not Steven (is it happy hour YET???)
The guy deserves flowers and chocolate. Hopefully we won't have to see her for the rest of the week.
I'm glad Paris was tossed from the shindig, but I don't believe for a minute that LAPD were there. Security, yes. Cops no.
That said, Paris sneaking in? Not buying that either. She showed up and the door people let her in.
I think Kevin saw her, tossed her, and then reamed out his door people.
mooshki, it's warmer in MOST places than where you are!
Thank Goodness you will only say nice things about Huvane clients for the remainder of the week or until they do something ridiculous. I am guessing that they do something ridiculous and you won't last the week.
Thank you! I just have one question - what does it mean that she decided not to participate in the 080808 sweepstakes? That she was pregnant?
15 minute snort, snort...lol.
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