Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Quick Hits


Michael Lohan Is Done Trashing His Kids - Apparently Michael Lohan has had enough abuse heaped on to him over the month he has been doing his blog. Of course since his blog deals primarily in whining and complaining about Samantha Ronson and Dina's eldest daughter it really isn't a blog about Michael Lohan. Therefore, Michael has called it quits. I think that I have read it two or three times and I have yet to see a positive comment which must suck for a guy who has a bigger ego than Mariah, but without the talent or the money. If you would like to read it, click here. I must warn you in advance that he specifically mentions by name, Dina's eldest daughter and has a picture on there too. The sad thing is he had to get it from her fan website. Guess he doesn't have any of his own. It would be funny if they sued him for copyright infringement.

Quote Of The Day - "We are like a three-headed dragon with hot molten metal spewing forth from every head. Ready yourselves. Stand fast. Saturn's second moon is on the rise. We approach you now from the northeast at the speed of lightning. There will be no respite from our wrath." Yeah, I think they just made it all up to, but it is from Beastie Boys announcing they will be playing at Bonnaroo this summer. Also announced was Bruce Springsteen who hopefully will manage to not run out of breath after his first song as well as Al Green, Snoop Dogg, Nine Inch Nails, David Byrne and Elvis Costello. Paul Oakenfold, Erykah Badu, The Mars Volta, TV On The Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and MGMT are also on the bill.

Khloe Kardashian Gives Dating Advice - Khloe would like all of you to know that when you date a professional athlete that you need to stick with football players and not basketball players. Apparently she dislikes the fact that NBA players have 82 games and so she broke up with her NBA playing boyfriend and instead is on the lookout for a 16 game playing NFL player. What she failed to mention is that NBA players have 41 road games and Khloe was not invited on any of the road trips which may have caused her some concern. Oh, and she should also take a very good look at the average earnings for a football player compared to an NBA player. She may change her tune. She blogged about her breakup because she said her fans were angry she did not address the break up rumors. Ummm. She has fans?

10 comments:

twunty mcslore said...

Buh bye, Michael. You are sooo misunderstood.
Does this mean no more mesh tshirts? Say it isn't so! Now I'm gonna have to go gay like White Oprah's daughter.

Katja said...

is khloe the ugly dui one?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...
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A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Oh, and she should also take a very good look at the average earnings for a football player compared to an NBA player. She may change her tune.

Indeed. The average NBA player makes like 5x as much as the average NFL player....

Mooshki said...

"Mike" also swore he wouldn't blog about his daughter. Check back with me in a year and I'll believe he's really quitting.

amster said...

Good Riddence Michael!!!!!
Wow, Khloe has fans?

Ror said...

Well the important thing Kim wants us all to know..is that whether you choose NBA or NFL...for bubble butt sakes...just make sure they're a PRO athlete!

Ya know...cuz they're so many and easily enough for one for every bimbo.

So what's next? Anniston blogging about how to keep a relationship strong?

bionic bunny! said...

slightly off topic:
is it true that erykah badu named her new kid "twitty milk"?
read that on another site, and even in this day and age, i just can't believe that. if it's true, i'm going to shift a teeny amount of hate from the octo-mom to her. just a teeny, weeny bit. i can't help it.

Ms. said...

@ the bunniest Bunny

She was joking. I forget the details, but something happened regarding the birth - and she was sending out messages via Twitter.

Lisa said...

Dlisted has the best line ever on a link to this story which, when I read it, caused me to stifle laughter so hard that I sounded like I was weeping and choking!:

"Stick your ass up in the air and give a farewell fart to Michael Lohan's blog."