Friday, February 06, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

This baby's sure to break a lotta hearts out there. Now, it's certainly not news that Nevis Divine is undeniably sexy. He's got a steady following from fans and paparazzi to a bevy of nearly naked gals, all vying for a piece of luscious Nev's sorta hairy frame.

But as so often is the case with the hugely slobbered set, Nevis doesn't always look to the chicks to ignite his fire. In fact, we very nearly could have a potential Toothy Tile on our hands, 'cause just like old beloved Tooth, boy Divine was once as carefree with his attraction to guys as he now is with the fairer sex:

Nevis has been famous for a while now, but his white-hot infamy's only recently been building. And we just learned that only a couple of years ago, N.D. showed up to a very prominent Industry function, and as his date, brought along another man. Love this dude's nerve! As N.D. introduced his non-famous plus one, Nevis-babe was sure to label his companion a boyfriend, while the two were nonchalantly "couply" all evening, say those who hang with Mr. D now as they did then.

And no, we're most decidedly not saying this was a boy-date who was simply a friend, but a friend with nooky benefits, for sure. Pals close to our semicloseted heartthrob claim that N.D. would "fool around" with guys sometimes, but that he considered it "no big deal."

Which is ironic because, really, it isn't. At least, not until one of those fooler-arounders heads to the nearest checkbook-dispensing tabloid office.

And it ain't: Robert Buckley, Corbin Bleu, Penn Badgley

59 comments:

genesis said...

Robert Pattinson

Priscila said...

What the fuck he is talking about?

Okay, this is the generic blind item : some Hotperson is gay. we heard that before many times, but...

i have no clue who he might be....and the no options are not helping at all...so i will pass this one....hopefully all the clever people here will find out....

Cheryl said...

Yeah, what genesis said. I guess if I were a tween fangirl I would be upset.

amster said...

I always feel like I have been hit in the head with a bowling ball after reading Ted's BI's. They give me such a headache. I could jump on the Robert Pattinson train. Especially with the 'hairy' clue.

twunty mcslore said...

I like the RP guess, and what is wrong with being bi? Some people find it hard to beleive that it's possible to swing both ways. I have no problem with it, have dated bi guys in the past. Whoopdie-doo.

dana said...

why is vince vaughn in my head?

Plebian said...

I've been wondering about Gerard Butler....

Dee said...

This is really vague, even for Ted. The hairy clue made me think of Adrian Grenier.

Gin said...

They're thinking Adrian Grenier on Ted's site. I think it makes sense, he's been around for a while and has a "I don't give a fuck" attitude...

vamp said...

i don't think its RP only because it sounds like this guy has a longer resume...up until twilight, all he had was a small part in a harry potter film...i think its a disney teen or a gossip guy

svd said...
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svd said...

breaks my heart to say it, but this might be Pattinson.

then again, the "it ain't"s all start with 'B' and have 'le" in them... coincidence? maybe not?

amster said...

Hairy could be a different spelling for Harry for Harry Potter since that is pretty much all he has done.

Molly said...

one of the places where harry potter was shot was glen nevis in scotland.

nancer said...

there are people who think that little harry potter guy is hot? how old is he anyway? is he even old enough to be this guy?

i kind of like the grenier guess, except it sounds like whoever this is, he's gotten more press lately. does that fit him?

Molly said...

nancer, i don't quite get that either. cute maybe, undeniably sexy? naahhh...

vamp said...

did anyone see on the E site ted kind of alludes that james franco is toothy?

Molly said...

no, vamp, what does he say? can you cut and paste it here?

David D. said...

"Nevis has been famous for a while now, but his white-hot infamy's only recently been building. And we just learned that only a couple of years ago, N.D. showed up to a very prominent Industry function, and as his date, brought along another man."

I wouldn't say that Robert Pattinson "has been famous for a while now".

Jesse D said...

All I can think about is Ed Westwick. And it makes me want to weep. I would drink his bathwater with a crazy straw. Slurp, slurp

vamp said...

Dear Ted:
I'm hooked on Awful Truths. Anyway, just watched James Franco in Milk. Is he or isn't he Toothy Tile?
—Tarquinius

Dear Speaking Franco:
What makes you ask?

Victoria said...

The first person that popped into my head was Robert Pattison. Although Adrian Grenier fits into the "Nevis has been famous for a while now" more than Pattison. Hmmm...

Molly said...

vamp, thnx. i think ted has ruled out james franco. now we'll have to look.

i'm thinking he was just being a smart ass and going for the obvious with his response.

Molly said...

vamp -

here's a previous mailbag question about toothy:

Dear Ted:
I love your column and even if you piss me off more often than not (especially when you badmouth Jennifer Aniston and Jen Garner), I just can't stop reading and following your work. I wish I knew how to quit ya! Is James Franco Toothy Tile?
—Lisa

Dear Toothy Tell All:
No, but dollmuff, you're so close more than a few fagolas in T-town are sweatin' plenty right about now. Nice detective work.



that rules out j.f.

West End Girl said...

Scott Speedman was a hirsute Lainey BI wasn't he? Same again here, perhaps?

Amster, I totally agree with the bowling ball analogy though. This man and his BIs, oy.

Dan said...

Molly I love how in that letter "Lisa" also says "I wish I knew how to quit you" - famous line from BBM starting Jakey who everyone knows is Toothy Tile.

Obviously a ploy to get her letter published and let everyone know that was the real guess...

Molly said...

dan, i loved it, too, and i think that's why ted said, "you're so close more more than a few fagolas in T-town are sweatin' plenty right about now." it wasn't guessing james franco that made her close, it was the quote. further proof that jake is toothy.

ykkstuck said...

Are the "and it aint"s TV actors? I would think that would rule out RP but I also think he's a great guess. I also like Zac Efron - he's been in a lot of TV and is popular now ... but not hairy. Oh hell I don't know

Gossip Geek said...

Actually, there have been pics of Zac Efron's strangely hairy toes on a gossip site somewhere.

budford said...

Brett michaels

Dannyboy said...

IT IS JAMES FRANCO!!!!!!!!!!

linoge1 said...

I get a feeling this is Gerard Butler...he has got a HUGE fangirl base and they will be devastated, although they will deny it and fight it with their lives if this is really true

MonaLisa said...

Piven

vamp said...

i think svd's comment about all the aint's having B's and le's points to Butler...

linoge1 said...

I don't know why but I always have thhe feeling Butler keeps a big secret.
This BI sound like Butler.

Dan said...

Wasn't there another blind on either here or Ted's site that said Gerard Butler was 100% straight?

The word I'm keying in on in this blond is "white-hot infamy" for some reason... seems like it should be someone who is recently known for some bad behavior...

Lynne said...

budford said:
Brett michaels

I agree! I seem to remember the date thing some time ago. The "sorta hairy" could refer to the do-rag-with-weave-attached that he always wears. The "nearly naked gals" are the sluts on his "Rock of Love" shows.

The more I read the blind, the more I see Bret Michaels. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

shazzzba said...

GEE WIZ....WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT REALLY MAKE...LIKE YOU OR ME IS GOING TO GET THE CHANCE....

DNfromMN said...

There was an interview (that I can't find anymore) that Gerard Butler in his younger days was bi-curious (something like "I don't like labels" but that he hadn't actually been in a relationship with a guy, but fooled around).

I'm gonna go with Ed Westwick, but can't figure out how Corbin Bleu fits in. Buckley and Badgley are all on network tv shows, Badgley's on Gossip Girl.

figgy said...

Naw, it's well-established that Toothy Tile is Jake Gyllenhaal.

ash said...

SVB said "then again, the "it ain't"s all start with 'B' and have 'le" in them... coincidence? maybe not?"

not a coincidence! it's obvi Gerard Butler!!!! (starts w/ a B, butLEr)

(thanks SVB)

lorelie8 said...

I remember a blind where a star came to a party holding hands with a guy and shocking everyone a few years ago. Everyone thought it was Wentworth Miller, but he isn't exactly a rising star since his show was just cancelled.
I'm going with James Franco.

B626 said...

I vote Vince Vaughn too.
He's big and hulking and
portayed as a rotten womanized in most of his films but wasn't Rock Hudson also?!

Jaiden said...

Based on the clues given, I'm going with Ed Westwick or Rob Pattinson.

Majik said...

Ladies ladies ladies....I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

If yer man has had a dick in his mouth, chances are he's gay...eventhough he calls himself "bisexual".

I know a lot of gay men, and most of them self-identified as bi before they came out. It's safer that way, socially speaking. Yes, I think that true bisexuality exists (both in men and women), but I also think it is so rare that you would be lucky to meet more than a handful of bi peeps in your entire lifetime.

If you're gay, be gay and be proud of it, dammit!

Lisa said...

Nancer & Molly, I don't think the posters are refering to Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter), I'm pretty sure they're referring to the first guess, ROBERT PATTINSON, who played the role of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

nunaurbiz said...

Once again, I'm going to DENY DENY DENY that a gay blind is Gerry Butler.

Don't you guys remember Enty revealing HIS blind that Gerry compliments women and gives them cards to a concierge service to bestow a gift on them?

Why the hell would a gay guy do that?

Sorry for all you detractors out there but Gerry's as straight as they come.

The "and it aint's" don't even point to Gerry. Saying they all have Bs and it's Gerry is lame.

Majik said...

Why the hell would a gay guy do that (give out cards for gifts)?

Um....to hide the fact that he's gay?

Ed said...

Jensen Ackles from supernatural.

He was on Days of our lives and IM pretty sure all the aints were on a soap

Allison said...

Vamp and Molly - for what it's worth, Blind Items Exposed has compiled an "And It Ain't List" for Toothy:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2007/11/people-ted-casablancas-has-excluded-as.html

PJ Nelson said...

Slobbered set? White-hot infamy? Posed for a gay magazine: Robert Pattinson.
Doesn't matter to me - he's gorgeous: straight, bi or gay :)

No1uNo said...

I had to look up the "And It Ain'ts" to find out who they were, so how "white-hot infamous" can the guy be? I agree with Dan that that's a clue to something, but don't know what. Also agree with shazzzba, though. Other than the fact that it's fun to guess at blinds and be like "I win!" if you get it right, why would anyone care that some guy (who presumably doesn't have a wife he's lying to about this or anything) likes to get with guys sometimes. Everyone should just assume actors are all bi from the getgo so they don't get "disappointed" when their favorite turns out to like boys!

loco said...

Majik, perhaps that's been your experience, but that attitude is exactly what makes it so hard for bi guys. Do you think women can be honestly bisexual? If so, then why not men? We've come too far to keep thinking in terms of strict-straight and strict-gay identity.

SOLEDAD said...

Robert Pattinson isn't GAY . All the people speak because they are jelous of his sudden succes , that some people (if we can say people at that tipe of persons)in many years of work doesn't have.

budford said...

The aints all have something to do with a Poison reference. Poison Ivy. The infamous relationship is with CC Deville. Devine? The hair? That's funny. Been famous but now infamous with the show.

budford said...

He has some song Heartbreaker. Also been quoted as saying "no big deal" on numerous occasions.

Laura said...

If its Rob Pattinson...well him and Tom Sturridge would look hot together.

he should just come outta the closet if he is gay. and then his fandom would die down and he could live his life normally

myx n mingle said...

I'm thinking Russell Brand. He's such a man-ho

barbienurse07 said...

Who's to say this isn't all rubbage, it could simply be a "bromance" something that is very hip and popular in the 21st century. I cannot and will not believe this about RP. I do recall an interview where he would be more than happy to father children to his over 18 fans saying quote "bring it on" LOL. This is just another crude slander of an upcoming rising star!