Thursday, August 20, 2009

Random Photos Part One

It's Joan Jett. How could you not put her in the top spot.
Definitely never getting the top spot is Billy Ray Cyrus. I am glad to see that he got rid of that ridiculous soul patch.
Drew Barrymore on her way to yoga, or got a really good deal on shamwows.
Eric Dane and he is actually wearing clothes.
So is Eric Mabius, but judging from the number of e-mails I get about him you wish he was not wearing them.
RIP - Guiding Light
More of a natural look for Halle Berry. If you know what I mean.
And Gerard Butler fulfills our fantasies and gets rid of Jennifer Aniston forever.
I think this is Croatia. It is the new St. Tropez.
I have yet to see someone in an airport dressed like this.
Mary Kate Olsen has looked better.
I found new royalty. Hello Queen Rania of Jordan
Renee must work out constantly.
While Sienna gets her work outs in or on married guys so she is also looking toned.
Tyra Banks channels Lil' Wayne.
The one and only and incredible Vera Wang.
It's probably tough for Zachary Quinto to concentrate with all the cameras.

38 comments:

Pookie said...

someone pls tell beyonce that wig is a huge glamour don't.

am i the only one that was never into mcsteamy?

eep. halle. noooooooo.

you know, i really believe lady caca has no talent. she knows it too. if she did, she wouldn't feel the need to be an attn whore. her pr peeps should clue her in to how the game is played. fame whoring requires pacing yourself...she's overdosing the media & public and it's going to bite her in the ass. (tho i admit it'll be fun to see the tables turn on her a là avril lagine/pete wentz style).

yay, enty, another royal to stalk!

Karmen said...

What's up with Beyonce's jheri curl?

"Mary Kate Olsen has looked better."

Yeah, but she's look a helluva lot worse. I'll take this.

Mooshki said...

I saw an article about Rania yesterday, and wondered if you'd get into her. She's definitely looser than Princess Letizia!(Personality-wise; I'm not calling her a slut, LOL.) Jordan's royalty, current and past, are fascinating to me. They have such an interesting role in the Middle East, and in US foreign relations.

AnonMom said...

Mary Kate looks like she's actually eating something! Good for her!

I think you should post a picture of Rania's original nose. Just sayin.

MontanaMarriott said...

Is Joan Jett a Lesbo?

Queen Rania is the ish Enty, you a litle late to the party Boo!

Actually Mary Kate looks great compared to the way we have seen her before.

Hate Sienna but she was a kick ass Baroness in the GI JOE movie

Clanger said...

Ummmm, MK looks about 40 years old there!

figgy said...

Holy cow, Joan Jett looks fantastic! I know she's mid-40s.

Tyra Banks's hair now begin somewhere near her crown.

Jennifer Aniston's hair color is PERFECT!! I might have to bring that pic in to my next highlighting appointment.

figgy said...

Holy cow, Joan Jett looks fantastic! I know she's mid-40s.

Tyra Banks's hair now begin somewhere near her crown.

Jennifer Aniston's hair color is PERFECT!! I might have to bring that pic in to my next highlighting appointment.

Sylvia said...

billy ray still looks gay to me lol.

Don't care for McDreamy or McSteamy. Really don't see anything appealing about either guys.

Eeeewww Halle. Shave please haha.

Gerard u r doing us a great service putting Aniston in the trunk hahaha.

Beyonce and Jay Z never act like a married couple. You never see him holding her hand or making her feel like a wife.

Why is Renee posing like that. She looks weird.

Sienna still looks like a slut.

Tyra can't stand her.

Vera love her designer clothing.

Ellen said...

Thanks for posting Guiding Light. It is such a shame it is going off the air after all these years (it was originally on the radio). I know a lot of people talk crap about soaps, but a lot of great actors got their start on GL and I and many, many others will miss it very much.

DNfromMN said...

Mayonnaise and Billy Ray Cyrus together in a photo and the only comment is about his facial hair? I'm disappointed.

Eric Mabius has scraggly beard, no likey

Jen said...

Dear god in heaven, did Joan Jett just step out of 1985??? She looks fantastic!

Drcocks said...

So Joan Jett was the one giving hand jobs for big macs. He says she is in the top spot in the caption.

Scooby Dubious said...

Birthday-girl Mary Kate is 47 today.

Katie said...

"Is Joan Jett a Lesbo?"

Who cares. She's the female Chuck Berry. She loves rock and roll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby.

EL, I was wondering when you would discover Queen Rania. (Now I need to go hunt for her Version 1.0 nose.)

Why does Zellweger always stand as if someone permanently bent her into that position?

audieh_1 said...

I love Jona Jett's music. She looks great.
The picture of Aniston--she looks down right creepy, as does Tyra.

Katie said...

Not Queen Rania's actual original nose. I don't want that. I need to see images. That's what I meant.

RocketQueen said...

I'm with Karmen - I'll take this Mary Kate any day.

I suspect Joan Jett's had some work done.

Tara said...

Renee's shoes are fabulous....*sigh*

B626 said...

Middle Aged Joan Jett+No Boob Job=
Perfection!

Nice tuck Ladyish Ga Ga

Great workout Ms. Zellweger
or great new crack pipe?

GladysKravitz said...

Lady Gag-Me's face looks like someone from True Blood, just about to strike. Are those fangs?

gay tallywacker said...

@audieh_1 - Jennifer Aniston always looks creepy when she is trying to act!

Can't stand Renee, but she looks good for her age - although somewhat constipated.

jax said...

Enty, i think it's much more likely that gerard opened his trunk to find the bitch in there! tell me that face doesn't boil bunnies??

Lisa (original) said...

Joan Jett is timeless! Wow! She looks the same as when I saw her in the mid-80s. I checked and she's going to be 49 on Sept. 22nd. She looks much better than that stoner vampire teenager who's playing her in the movie, lol.

Sarah said...

I sat next to Joan Jett and her manager back in June in the Houston Hobby airport, of all places. She is very plasticy up close and personal. She has had tons of work done.

TinselSass said...

Yesterday, despite her recent very bad dark roots, I defended Renee in the "Who took the vintage dress?" caper. No more. That pose alone is so ridiculous and pose-y... no really interesting person would or could ever stand like that. EVER.

Tenley said...

Jennifer Aniston looks photo-shopped into that photo (and she looks weirder and creepier all the time. And while I'm at it, does she EVER change her style or is she going to try to look exactly the same way for the rest of her life)?

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shakey said...

I came on basically to say what Tenley just said.

And ... Joan Jett looks a hell of a lot better than the many years ago I saw her at The Palace at Auburn Hills.

DN - the only thing I can think of to say about that photo is he looks like he's in a bomb shelter. How's this - "should my wife die during the explosions, I will be both well-fed and well-sexed."

Looks like Bébé is looking for her litter to carry her.

RZ needs to get over herself.

g said...

Mary Kate = pill bloat.

DNfromMN said...

lol jax. she is totally a bunny boiler.

I just noticed Gerry's ass in that photo. He's filling out again :(

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sunnyside1213 said...

Renee always looks weird when she poses. So tense, it looks like she might break something.

Joan Jett looks fabuous!!!

amanda rae said...

I've never been a fan of Joan Jett. I think her music is HORRENDOUS, and I just don't see how she's attractive. To me, she looks like Joyce DeWitt from "Three's Company", but I guess everyone has different standards.

I really like Lady Gaga though. I think she's just interesting and her music is catchy. She's not super talented or anything but she's fun to look at and listen to.

I absolutely fucking despise Beyonce. All her music is the same and it's completely annoying garbage. She's got a retard face too and she dresses terribly. I wish she'd disappear.

I didn't really like Billy Ray Cyrus til I saw him on Hannity doing the Freedom Concerts...now I'm cool with him since it's for the troops. It's more than a lot of celebs would do, since so many of them are communist America-hating scumbags (which is why 99% of them NEVER get a penny from me).

Also, I don't understand what is attractive about Gerard Butler. But then again I have weird taste, the only 2 celebs I think are hot are Joaquin Phoenix and Damian Lewis, so once again, I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. Meh.

RocketQueen said...

Joaquin Phoenix?! Including lately??

ecrivaillon56 said...

Ya know, with a little MORE work, Beyonce will look just like a white girl! As far as Lady Gaga is concerned: "Hey, lookit me, everybody! Hey, lookit! Lookitlookitlookitlookitlookit! Hey, lookit me! Lookit me!"

Jasmine said...

Just because RZ and Smiller are thin does not make them toned. And Aniston's highlight is turned too high- he he, seriously looks like a beyonce wig collection...

Jasmine said...

....and I still blame Joan Jett for making Kristen Stewart look soooo bad for that biopic of her.