Friday, September 18, 2009

Four For Friday - From Fashion Week Of Course

#1 & #2 - A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.

C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever.

#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze.

#4 - Currently, and I mean only currently this television actress is probably a B-. As soon as her show gets canceled, and it will, she will be thrown back into obscurity. Hopefully. She does have a fairly famous boyfriend so she might stick around to torture the world. Anyway, she was at a show and was overheard saying how she hated 95% of the crap that the designer showed but that she would still like to get the other 5% of the stuff for free and that is the only reason she was there. Unfortunately for the actress, the designer heard every word and made sure to tell our actress that her work was 100% crap.

48 comments:

jw12 said...

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Dschingis said...
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B626 said...

#3-Nathan Fillion
He HAD to be bombed to do GMA!!!

jw12 said...

3. Jesse Spencer from House

janine said...

#3 sounds like Ryan Kwanten from True Blood. He's a certified Yoga instructor and that type stinks sometimes (Tom's of Maine does not work, people. Use chemicals.)

jw12 said...

Jason Stackhouse has an amazing body

Dschingis said...

what a lame blind collection.

i miss the days when all was about just not writing the name, but about making sure that everyone checks it.

this is soooo lame, for for friday. About a B- actress in a 15 minute fame series, some booze and stinkin.

hey ent, maybe you put some effort in these blinds again, are you the ent lawyer or the tabloid regurgitator in order to just fill your blog?

miss the/your old juicy stuff.

littlemanwhatnow said...

for some reason i think 4 is anna lynne mccord. she seems tacky enough.

three....someone from true blood but why did i think the mentalist? simon baker?

1 and 2...no clue

paulealex said...

Sting for #2 A list singer for name, as for talent other than the Police.. meh.

Jamie's Girl said...

Poor Simon Baker, if that is true. He is gorgeous. I can't imagine his managers letting him be like this, furthermore, his Aussie, they usually are more well groomed than this. This is British if I ever saw it!

selenakyle said...

@dschingis' comment...

WTFFFFFFF??? bwahahahaaaaaaa

I have been gone this week (not that anyone cared) and it was a terrible week, so today I finally get to catch up on my CDAN and--truly--dschingis just cracked me the hell up!

I love Enty and don't give a flying eff who he/she/it is, I just love the site and all of y'all.

But I gotta admit that comment was priceless!

ea73 said...

Totally blind shots in the dark...
#1 Nick Lachey
#2 Gavin Rossdale
#3 Naveen Andrews
#4 Ana lyn Mccord sounds good

whole_lotto _luv said...

I agree with jw12 on #3 - Jesse Spencer from House. C+ on a very hit show, so it can't be the title character actor.

Agree with littlemanwhatnow on AnnaLynne McCord for #4, just because she annoys me.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Oh yeah, ea73, Gavid Rossdale for #2!

Apple said...

#4
Taylor Momsen at the Chris Benz Spring 2009 fashion show.