Harper's Bazaar Hits Rock Bottom - Miley Cyrus On Cover - And She Lies Or Her Parents Did
Harper's Bazaar has been in existence since 1867. It was America's first fashion magazine. It was the home of Richard Avedon, Carmel Snow, Andy Warhol and so many others has sunk so low that they gave a cover story to Miley Cyrus and even worse called her a cherub in their article. Seriously. Please find me a picture of a gum smacking, "like" saying, cherub. Seriously? This is what this magazine has turned into? "Miley's own look is slightly tougher (though her face is that of a cherub, and it's only so tough you can look with eyes as wide as hers)." Hang on a second, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Oh, here are some highlights of the interview.
On the Vanity Fair photos (and her lie)- "Here, my parents are thinking they're seeing a beautiful picture by a major photographer, and the people of America want to see something dirty in that?" Now, if you will recall, her parents said they had no idea about the picture at all or what kinds of pictures were being taken because they were not there. They said the first they saw it was when they got the magazine. So, someone is lying here because Miley is flat out saying that both of them saw it and implying they both approved it.
On her stripper pole performance on Nickelodeon - "People like controversy because that's what sells. My job is to be a role model, and that's what I want to do, but my job isn't to be a parent. My job isn't to tell your kids how to act or how not to act, because I'm still figuring that out for myself. So to take that away from me is a bit selfish. Your kids are going to make mistakes whether I do or not. That's just life."
Apparently pole dancing is how she wants to be a role model? If she knows she is a role model then why would she do it?
Miley then does the sob story. She talks about crying in her mother's lap because she was so happy to be leaving LA to make a movie in Georgia. Oh, and she has never felt at home anywhere. All of us need to cry for her now. Oh, and then it is ok that she got a tattoo because it was for a good cause. Uh huh. I think Cystic Fibrosis would have liked a nice check and not a tattoo above her breast which is going to be seen everytime she poses nude beginning next year.
"It reminds me not to take things for granted. I mean, breathing—that was something none of them could do, the most basic thing," she says. "And I put it near my heart, because that is where they will always be." Uh huh. Whatever. It is Justin, altered to Just Breathe and I don't know why I forgot to reveal that blind item. It is a great cover story though. Great, great PR spin.
So, there you have it. If you would like to torture yourself and read the rest of the interview, click here. If you would like to get your five minutes back that you spent reading this, imagine me having to read the interview and then writing about it.
58 comments:
Hmmm, another un-Enty-like written article today.
What happened to her face? Did they photshop it to hell or did she have some work done already? The nose looks different and the eyes. I know that the teeth are fake but the rest looks 'new' to me.
Like the reveal though I think I kinda had that one figured out.
She's a hideous no-talent troll. And I'm not sure why you think this doesn't sound like Enty. Sounds right to me.
i cannot believe you are sweating a press article. big deal. i'm more disturbed by the tiger woods-demon belly button cover...so trust, VF didn't jump the shark w/ miley. at least she looks lovely in her cover...as for the cherub reference, it's just b/c she has a chunky-monkey face. it's roundy/ovaly w/ no overtly defined bone structure...it's a sweet mushy face. again, not a big deal. your stress level on this is crying out for some chamomile tea. with a shot of bourbon. stat.
AAAAAaaaaahahaha, love the truth behind the tattoo!!
At least when Johnny Depp did it, from "Winona forever" to "Wino forever," he was honest about it.
sounds like Enty to me,not sure where the conspiracy keeps coming from.
It's sad that even a teenager has to be photoshopped to hell to be on a magazine cover.
My least favorite song of the year is the song she sang during her stripper pole routine. Can't hit the radio button fast enough when it comes on. Just looking at her picture put that heinous sound in my head (aghhh).
I think it sounds like Enty too, Jax - I don't understand this whole movement here.
*LOL* @ jax. Don't even get this conversation started *L*
Poor Enty. I don't know how you could have read that article. She thinks we are selfish because we would like our "role model" to age appropriate and not like some ho on the stroll. Oh boo hoo.
Notwithstanding her 'poor me' tone, I can't see anything too terrible she said in Enty's writeup (I'm not bothering to read the whole interview). She probably shouldn't set herself up as a role model, nor should Disney, and the pole-dancing was in poor taste, but parenting her fans isn't her job--and having celebrities, people one doesn't know, as your kids' role model is never a good idea anyway.
trust me i didn't. i'm just getting sick of the thread being hijacked over trivial BULLSHIT. the man writes his own articles and once in awhile posts other people's reviews etc under their own name. whoop di do!
end of f--king story.
back to gossip..