Friday, October 29, 2010

Five For Friday

#1 - This foreign born, male, B list hip hop singer used to supplement his income by dancing at bachelor parties. Yes, bachelor, not bachelorette parties. Must have been interesting.

#2 - This female C list actress, and best friend of coke mom, finally found some work, but it was not easy. Although she does not use on set or go to work on coke, she had such a bad coke reputation around town that no one was willing to take a chance on hiring her.

#3 - This C list television actress, who has been in this space before for her bad behavior, is on a hit ensemble network show. Not a singing show. Anyway, she was on set last week and lost two of her teeth. That meth use must be getting out of hand.

#4 - Idiot idea of the day. This former reality star who just had the show she was on canceled, thinks it would be a great idea if she had a reality show that began with her making a sex tape, hopefully getting pregnant from that sex and then having the cameras following her during her pregnancy.

#5 - What former female Survivor contestant from way back is now turning tricks to make a living?

63 comments:

bloodonthescreen said...
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valerie said...

#1 Drake (born in Canada)
#5 Colleen from season 1?

Mandy said...

No idea for the rest but I think #5 is Jenna from the 1st Survivor - the one with the twins and she wanted to be an actress?

bloodonthescreen said...

#2 Angie Harmon - Rizzoli & Isles

bloodonthescreen said...

#1 Sean Paul - Jaimaca

RocketQueen said...

#1 - I'm gonna say Drake because I think he's overrated. ;)
#2 - Angie Harmon
#3 - Taylor Momsen?
#4 - Cavalleri?
#5 - Well we know it isn't Hasselbeck. Parvati?

RocketQueen said...

@Mandy - oh, that's a great guess for the Survivor contestant. I'm with you. There was something always a little "desperate for cash" in her eyes.

Lissette said...

1. Drake
2. Brooke Shields or Angie Harmon
3. Taylor Momsen
4. The City was just cancelled...KC?

It's just me! said...

No way on Drake. He would have been instantly recognized from being on Degrassi so long and he definitely has moobs. #1 is Jay Sean.

silenttype said...

3. Debra Messing - per imdb some tv movie and first role since 2008. Angie Harmon has been on a show for at least 8 months.

4. Heidi Montag

bloodonthescreen said...

#3 Gillian Jacobs (Britta) Community?

Gypsy said...

I don't think I can read these anymore. If there is even a shred of truth in these, humanity is in bad shape. Breaks the heart.

The Missus said...

I don't have any guesses, but I LOVE these blinds. They juicy.

Jamie's Girl said...

These are all great! I still think Angie Harmon is Coke Mom.

mac said...

#4...that idiot Roxy from The City

kathrynnova said...

yikes! lost TWO teeth? meth habit?

ew ew ew ew ew. so creepy.

RenoBlondee said...

My first thought was Heidi for #4

Kingrey said...

1- I second Jay Sean: he's B list in Hip Hop
2- Angie Harmon
3- Taylor Momsen
4- Whitney Port
5- No idea

Ryan said...

#5 Is Sue HAWK!!! YES! It's not Jules Kirby, though she'll probably email me and insist that it was.

Jessica said...

So is coke mom Garcelle Beauvais? Angie Harmon threw her baby shower.

selenakyle said...

#5 is Elizabeth Hasselbeck...ha ha! No, I kid.

I think #5 is Jerri Manthey.

Still working on the rest, but these are smokin' hawt and juicy today, Enty, thanks!

Have a great H'ween...you should go out partying dressed as Fat Man in a Bacon Suit!

Momster said...

#5-Colleen Haskell, season one? Was in a couple of movies, then disappeared.

Katie said...

OMG, OMG, OMG please let #1 be Justin Bieber!!! ;)

messystation said...

Definitely agree that 1 can't be Drake, since he was a main character on Degrassi pretty much up to the point he broke out as a rapper, right? Can't imagine impotent Jimmy as a sex object. (I realize I am way too old for my Degrassi addiction).
Also, I thought of Britta from Community for 3, but it is considered a "bubble show", not a hit.
I am totally thinking Megan Hauserman for 4. She is engaged to a "millionaire", but that alone won't keep her skanky butt in the spotlight, and you know she just seethes that her show was cut early.
I also think 5 is Jenna from season 1. She screams famewhore to me way more than Colleen. Though I wish it was Parvati, but I am thinking her life is going too well for this. She won once and came in second last year.

Michelle said...

I don't think 3 would be Community's Britta because in an earlier blind Enty said the show was struggling.

I also thought of Whitney Port for 4 and Jerri Manthey for 5.

Barton Fink said...

I was going to naysay the Drake, but someone beat me to it. Also, imagine him with his big mopey face in a g-string, seriously. Not Drake.

#2 Angie "We Don't Point Fingers" Harmon for sure -- which would make Messing the best candidate for Coke Mom -- which should disturb no one, cuz who in 2010 still even remembers Messing?

msgirl said...

I agree with silentype! Angie is Coke Mom, her show has been on for too long now. Debra is her best friend, and finally got a role in a show still in production: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1631864/

Stephen said...

#5 Jenna Lewis - I seem to remember a sex tape a few (or several) years ago.

Dijea said...

Didn't Kate + 8 just get cancelled. Seriously. What an idiot.

lanasyogamama said...

2 - Debra Messing

Angela said...

I agree with Michelle, there is no way that "Community" is a hit ensemble network show.

If there's no singing involved, the hit ensemble network show would rather be "Modern Family". Wasn't there a blind about Sarah Hyland (Hailey) having an affair with a much older actor?

sunnyside1213 said...

Angie Harmon for coke mom and Messing for friend of coke mom makes sense even though we always thought it was the other way around.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

#3, that chick from CSI, Jorja Fox. And I thought she was fired, but now she is rehired?

Pre-mature Ejac said...

Another coke mom, you'll never guess it, blind. Can't wait to see what else you can make up. How's your facebook postings working?

mlovesny said...

Hello. Coke Mom is NOT Debra Messing. Look her up on imdb. She has been in movies/pictures. IT is not her! So stop claiming that's it her. I like her an actress, but coke mom would kill to be in a movie, and Debra Messing has been in a movie and more than one! So, everyone stop saying it's her, it's not!
Thank you.

lanasyogamama said...

I have to disagree! This is her IMDB since Will and Grace, not exactly kick ass

2010 Wright vs. Wrong (TV movie)
Evelyn Wright

2008 The Starter Wife (TV series)
Molly Kagan
– Woman Over the Influence (2008) … Molly Kagan
– Her Old Man & The Sea (2008) … Molly Kagan
– Look Who's Stalking (2008) … Molly Kagan
– The French Disconnection (2008) … Molly Kagan
– The Ex-Files (2008) … Molly Kagan
See all 10 episodes »

2008 Nothing Like the Holidays
Sarah Rodriguez

2008/I The Women
Edie Cohen

2007 The Starter Wife (TV mini-series)
Molly Kagan
– Hour 6 (2007) … Molly Kagan
– Hour 5 (2007) … Molly Kagan
– Hour 4 (2007) … Molly Kagan
– Hour 3 (2007) … Molly Kagan
– Hour 1 (2007) … Molly Kagan

2007 Lucky You
Suzanne Offer

2007 Purple Violets
Kate Scott

Mooshki said...

Angie Harmon has been steadily working. I also think we got the order wrong - Angie for Coke Mom, Debra for bff.

ea73 said...

Doesn't Will and Grace grandfather Debra Messing into at least the B list?

Barton Fink said...

Rereading the blind, I have to wonder: What guy has a male dancer at a bachelor party? I've been around the block a few times and I've never seen that. It's always a skanky "stripper" who is really a prostitute, isn't it?

On the Coke Mom frontlines, I think I'm open to the possibility y'all are coming up with: Harmon for the main role, Messing in the supporting role.

Charlie said...

Brooke Burke for Coke Mom.
Denise Richards as the friend.

Mikal said...

#2 - Tara Reid

jgirl828 said...

1-?, but not drake...he was on degrassi, so he didn't need the money
2-?
3-?
4-?, but not Whitney Port, she just bought a new house in LA, I don't think shes strapped for cash
5-the female truck driver who gave the rat/snake speech!

Jennifer said...

I have no idea on the blinds, but as for the male dancer at bachelor parties... (a) to entertain the gay friends of a straight bachelor (b) to entertain a gay bachelor who's getting married (it's sanctioned some places and people do what they want anyway) or (c) a really swinging bachelor party!

Hordaz1_01 said...

3 - AnnaLynne McCord from 90210

Janice-Marie: Smith said...

Do some reveals!!!

mlovesny said...

Lana- if you've read the blind items about coke mom like myself and everyone else on this board, one of the clues is that she would kill to be in a movie. Debra has been in a movie, her career isn't that great, but she was cast in a movie and more than one. coke mom has never been in a movie. Do you see what i'm trying to say here? Debra Messing is neither of the two, it doesn't matter how her career is going. I hope you understand what I am saying. Please stop claiming Debra Messing is coke mom or the best friend. Thank you.

Elise said...

I know for a fact that Debra Messing is coke mom.

lanasyogamama said...

Well, I don't know anything for a fact, but it wouldn't surprise me if it were Messing. I hope it's not! I hope there isn't really a coke mom at all, it's a horrible story!

Char said...

Actually I think the phrasing was she would kill to have a CAREER in movies. Debra Messing may have been in movies before, but I'd hardly call it a career, or certainly not one to brag about.

Char said...

Also I think the Survivor contestant is Jenna. She was in trouble with the law a while back wasn't she?
No way is this Jerri Manthey, she's come a LONG way from her original Survivor series, and has a real head on her shoulders now. And Parvati is not really from "way back", and besides she's got a fair bit of cash to get through.

YarHarPiratey said...

When do these damn blind items get revealed???

ms snarky said...

I have to agree with Messing as Coke Mom BFF. Her career is stalled at best, her movie history pretty pathetic - The Wedding Date was her big star turn movie role and now she has a TV movie coming up. Sad, no?

other fun facts -
DM beat Nicollette Sheridan for the role of Grace Adler on Will & Grace
Has a MFA in Acting from NYU

Also from her IMDB:
Personal Quote:"I'm fascinated by diamonds. When I put diamonds on, my hands start to shake."

Okay, now I'm done! : )

*TT* said...

#4 is Heidi. Here is the most recent photo of her at a Halloween party, she is obviously preggers - but this hasn't been announced yet - was looking for a new show and did a sex tape.

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/photos/2010/oct/31/227940/

chihuahuense said...

@TT, I thought you meant Heidi Klum, I was like NO WAY!!! lol

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Oh Jesus. That wreck of a girl is pregnant. Welp. I'm never having kids if they have to live in a world with the likes of that mess.

JoElla said...

How about that "yoga instructor" from Survivor for number 4?

gavincarey said...

mlovesny.....

I think what enty meant to say is that coke mom would kill to be in movies i.e she wolud kill to be a movie star. Debra Messing is a television actress/star who has done two or three so-so films. She is'nt a film star by any stretch of the imagination. You're taking what enty said too literally.

starstattoo said...

While I have no idea about their personal histories, Jay Sean from the UK & Akon from Senegal are both hip-hop singers. Both have the body for it. As for Jamaicans, Sean Paul was once an Olympic swimmer, but Sean Kingston is too heavy & too young. Canadian Drake was too famous with "DeGrassi". There aren't really any other foreign hip-hop singers...

Basil said...

Notice though, the blind said "dance"....not strip. So yeah, I could see Drake cashing in on his Degrassi fame charging money for apprearances at clubs and even bachelor parties. I don't really see this as blind worthy or even scandelous. What I don't like is the blind hints that he (or whomever the blind is about) is gay, as if that were a bad thing.

shehla said...
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mlovesny said...

GavinCarey-
I get what you're saying and you maybe right, about me taking it too seriously. I just dont want to believe that debra does coke. She's not only a mother of a child, but i love her on will and grace. And I loved the movie, Wedding Date. Until we have more facts, im just going to believe that debra does not do coke at all. On a side note, I never understand jokes either, b/c I've been told I take jokes too seriously. oh well.

Coke Mom Jr. said...

Somehow, finding out that someone actually admits to loving the movie Wedding Date makes me both sad and happy at the same time.

starstattoo said...

Thanks Shehla, that actually is very helpful. The blind item made it sound like he's a gay stripper for straight bachelors (wtf?), but your cultural background info makes the whole thing make complete sense.