Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Today's Blind Items

#1 - According to his celebrity ex-girlfriend, this Twilight actor is impotent due to steroids. Huh. This might be true, but I tend to think that despite her boyish appearance she is not a boy.

#2 - So, if you are this A list movie actress and big award winner, what do you do when your B++ actor significant other cheats on you every chance he gets and you know about it. Apparently you pretend everything is great until he gets publicly caught. At this point he does not even try that hard to hide it.

60 comments:

Lady J said...

1 - Kellan Lutz or Taylor

2 - no idea

Audrey said...

Lady J - no the actor is a female, not male. It says that "despite her girlish looks, she is not a boy". I think it's Kristen Stewart. As for #2, I have no idea but it sure is juicy!!

bflogurl said...

The wording on #1 is all wrong...

According to HIS celebrity ex-GIRLFRIEND, this Twilight ACTOR is impotent due to steroids. Huh. This might be true, but I tend to think that despite her boyish appearance SHE is not a boy.

Does that even make any sense to anyone??

bflogurl said...

Whoops.. OK, it makes sense. Enty is saying the Twilight Actor is impotent (says ex-girlfriend), but it is not steroids, it because he is gay.

Miss X said...

Audrey, it's actually "despite her boyish appearance she is not a boy". In the previous sentence, Enty calls this person "him". Leads me to believe this person is a female in a male body.

Great blinds today!

RocketQueen said...

I totally don't understand the first one. It says "his" celebrity ex-girlfriend, so the actor is a male? Regardless, I'll go with Taylor.

Cruz/Bardem again.

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Miss X said...

Bflogurl, thank you!! I finally am understanding this one. So which Twilight actor dated a woman who looked boyish?

Miss X said...

Annalynned McCord in the pics. Is that a hint for #1?

bflogurl said...

@MissX, yeah it took me a few reads to get it =)

I would say Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord.

#2 I have no clue. Angie??

nunaurbiz said...

Did someone from Twilight date Rachel Maddow? (tee hee)

Missjenny619 said...

Annalynne McCord isn't boyish at all, or I would guess her.

And I don't think Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner dated long enough for her to call him an ex-bf.

Miss X said...

@Missjenny619 I agree but maybe Enty is taking a dig at her? Also, Taylor Swift isn't boyish looking, either.

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Dixie said...

cruz and bardem for #2?

Audrey said...

I stand corrected on #1, I agree with Cruz/Bardem guess.

gossip said...

This sounds like Cruz/Bardem but how did they manage to get reversed after the last pregnancy BI? It could very well be Bening/Beatty with her big award being the Globe. But I'm not sure if she's A list.

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Daria said...

#1: Kellan and Annalynne
#2: Renee and Bradley

Marybel said...

No tah tahs = boyish. TSwift has no chesticles.

PS said...

1. kellan and annalynn

2. rene z. and bradley cooper

SkittleKitty said...

Ha! @nunaurbiz.

#2: I don't think it's Javier and Pene (he's A-list, too, no?). Other than Julia, has Javier been rumored to cheat?
I like the Bradley Cooper/Renee Z. guess, though I haven't heard rumors about them either.

pomme said...

1/Taylor when he dated with Taylor Swift
2/Cruz & Bardem guess or Benning/Beatty sounds good

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Bardem is not A list. He needs help opening films, although he is a wonderful actor. B++ sounds about right.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

I also believe that he is a serious man whore, but so lovable and unassuming!!!

If Penelope is seriously gay, I would ask her if I could tap that.

Bella said...

#2 - SJP and Matthew Broderick?

Missjenny619 said...

Wait, just remembered that Kellan, Annalynne and her sister were supposed to the BI about the boyfriend/girlfriend who like to include her sister in the kinky mix.

Been a while since that one came out, but it was pretty much a unanimous guess by all of us here at CDAN, right?

I don't think it is them.

Basil said...

Didn't Taylor Lautner haver to do some serious bulking up to keep his job in Twilight? There was a noticible difference in him which could be due to steriod use. And we all know that Taylor Swift has a big mouth when it comes to her exes. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on Jake G pretty soon.

Matthew said...

blogurl got it right. the Twilight actor told the x-gf that he was impotent due to steroids to explain lack of desire towards her, when in fact he is really interested in men. so who got really muscular for a role?

sunnyside1213 said...

1 Taylor and Taylor

2 Is Annette Bening A list. I like the Penny Cruz guess better.

RenoBlondee said...

1 Kellan and AnnaLynne, she has a boy's body.

Jennifer said...

I don't think #1 is about the girlfriend looking boyish, it's about the "actor" actually being mostly female... maybe there's a male part but it's not really functional - an intergender person that mostly looks male, especially after said steroids, but doesn't quite have all the inner workings to make "it" work.

shakey said...

LOL - Maybe Kellan Lutz is gay but it could also be taken this way:

Perhaps he's just not that into her.

Had a friend once who automatically assumed if a guy didn't want to sleep with her on the first date, he had sexual problems. Funnily enough, she has a boyish figure, too!

travelin' sue ann said...

A list actress- Halle Berry and her B++ significant other, Oliver Martinez.

parissucksliterally said...

I think Penny and Javier for #2.

travelin' sue ann said...

And Halle Berry is in the pic.s below

Mooshki said...

Annalynne has a very butch face.

Char said...

Jennifer, I think you're way off.

The actor couldn't get it up with his ex-girlfriend. Told his girlfriend, or she assumed it was because of steroid use. In fact it's because he likes boys. The ex-girlfiend may look "boyish" but is not a boy.

Isn't Taylor Swift supposed to be the answer to the blind about the virgin?

I gotta go with Kellan Lutz on this one, although I'd say ALM looks more like a character from the muppets than a boy. I guess maybe Enty could think she looks man-ish.

Char said...

Plus ALM seems like the kind of b!tch that would go around telling people about her exes sexual malfunctions. Taylor may talk about her exes, but she talks about love and broken hearts. Never sex, at least not explicitly like this.

Merissa said...

#1 - Kellan Lutz. A man that hot should be getting way more pussay. If he was even interested.
Could be Taylor Lautner - that breakup story with Taylor Swift was so weak.
#2 - Demi Moore all over it. 'Significant other' - because is she even legally married to Ashton?

Oryx said...

Javier is solid A+, he has an Oscar.

Miss X said...

@Merissa Wait, Demi & Ashton aren't legally married? What's the story there?

MCH said...

@Miss X - Thank you. I read it 3 times & was still not getting it. Long day.

I could see Taylor/Taylor OR ALM/KL for #1.

trouble bubble said...

And wasn't Taylor Lautner revealed as the one saying he was a virgin. Enty wondered if it was a pick up line.

This BI is about Kellan then. Was that BI on kinky sex involving a sister revealed?

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john said...

I think it's a sarcastic way of saying he is gay and that she may look tomboyish but she is not man enough for him, ie he is impotent with HER (and she claims steroids).

Kirsten Stewart is a tomboyish girl?

Luv said...

1. Kellan Lutz, or Tyler Lautner

2. Angelina and Brad Pitt

medusa said...

I think we can clear up some of these guesses for #2. What "big awards" has Demi Moore won? Razzies don't count. And, @Luv, Brad Pitt is not a B++ actor, he's about as A as you can get.

As for Renee and Bradley? My understanding is he would only be cheating with men. But "gets publicly caught" and "does not even try that hard to hide it"? I don't think so. But ignore for a minute the rumors of his sexuality, has he ever been publicly accused of cheating on her?

Camigobu said...

John, that was exactly my first thought when I read it, too. I've always thought Kristen was tomboyish, and weren't there some gay rumors about RPattz?

No clue about #2

Tonia said...

Sounds like Halle and Olivier to me.

Haidi said...

Wtf @ the Angelina/Brad guesses.

On what planet is Brad Pitt only B+?

Nate F. said...

Exactly Haidi - Brad is second only to Johnny Depp as the biggest male movie store in the world.

It's not Brad and Angie.

Donna said...

#1 Taylor and Taylor

Chris said...

ARE THE ANSWERS EVER GIVEN???? WTF?

Tea Lady said...

Might be Taylor from Twilight but I don't think it's Taylor Swift as the boyish gf for #1. Her song widely rumored to be about Taylor is the only song she's ever written where she takes the blame for the relationship going south. And Kristen Stewart looks so much like a younger version of a lesbian I know that I'll guess she's the girlfriend, which would make RPatz the guy. Maybe she put out the steroids story to keep both of them hidden...? I'm not all that up on Twilight.

Hello it's me... said...

Are you guys idiots?

He is the Twilight Actor.

She is his celebrity ex-girlfriend who apparently looks boyish.

It's not difficult.

Char said...

But is Kristin Stewart RPatz's EX-girlfriend? Aren't they still together?

Jamee said...

Besides the fact that Rob and Kristen are supposedly still together, Rob does NOT have a body that he can say he has used steroids for. He's a little soft. It's Taylor or Kellan. If think ALM is fug, so I'd go with them if it weren't for all the gay rumors about Taylor.

Ashton and Demi are married. Remember the photo that made a cover or two of their Kabbalah wedding ceremony? I would think it's Pene and Javier, but I suspect he's A list. Does multiple Oscar noms/one Oscar win equal A list?

Lorraine said...

#1 is Rob and Kristen, the news today is they are splitting or have split if they were ever together. Kristin is very boyish and IMO would be mean enough to insult him as impotent but would NEVER want it to be said that he just wasn't turned on by her(lack of)charms lol thus the steroid story. Only theory in my little brain

Bxrlvr said...

Supposedly, Demi and Ashton never got the license.