Yesterday when I saw the headlines screaming that Snooki had been taken into police custody and that she had hit a police car, my reaction was probably what yours would have been. That is if you even know who Snooki is. I don't blame you if you don't and you have moved right on without even reading a word of the article. But, if you do stick around, then yes, it would have been that Snooki was drunk out of her mind, and took out her anger on the police and ended up in custody. At least that is what the headlines would have you believe. Instead, it is just that Snooki hit the police escort they always have, and the police made her fill out an accident report at the police station instead of the side of the road.