Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

LeAnn Rimes says that she is not skinny, just that she has well developed abs. Looks like bones to me.
Maria Shriver practices her singing lessons while walking down the beach at Malibu.
Nick and Vanessa at their joint wedding shower.
This is Six Flags outside New Orleans which has remained closed since Katrina. Haunting.

Pippa Middleton in Paris at The French Open.

Robert Pattinson filming his new movie in Toronto.
Scotty McCreery at Disney World.
Tori Spelling's cleavage continues to freak me out.

46 comments:

RocketQueen said...

Looks like someone took those pictures of 6 Flags using the "Hipstamatic prints" filter on their iPhone/Blackberry.

Fuck off, Leanne. Just FUCK OFF. I don't remember her being such a famewhore. Everything about her is so incredibly unlikeable now.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

The ONLY legit celebrity in this whole series of photos is Maria Shriver -- who now looks pretty darn good, and far happier than all those candids taken during the past few months.

Those Six Flags pics *are* haunting. Poor New Orleans. I love that city (and its people. And its FOOD!) so, so much.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Wanna know something? Old Leann was at my work a few weeks back and her thighs are as big as my calves, and I'm not big at all. She's also really weird.

WednesdayFriday said...

Edit: Tori Spelling continues to freak me out. All of her.

Why is Pippa getting so much attention?

The Black Cat said...

I think I might be weird if I was that skinny, Leann looks like she has a serious eating disorder in that photo today, sad :(

califblondy said...

She's also really weird.

That's funny. Sad, but funny.

What in the hell happened to her? Oh ya, love. Bleh.

mooshki said...

Isn't there anything Tori can do to get those fixed? So repulsive!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Leanne has issues.

@Lauren - YES! Why the attention towards her? I'm tired of reading about her. She's getting more articles written about her than Kate. She's probably a nice girl but I just really want her to go back to obscurity.

That is all.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

She was weird in her affect and the things she said. I wish I could say exactly what, but the last thing I want is for my work to get a C&D and for them to figure out I am Sue Ellen Mishkey on the internet!

KLM said...

Leanne may be skinny as hell, but it still doesn't distract anyone away from the fact that she is not pretty (inside or out). Yuck.

I wish I could get pregnant (and maintain it) as easily as Tori. Maybe having wonk-boobs helps? If so, I may be paying a visit to an illegal plastic surgeon in South America...

Mango said...

@ Sue Ellen - tell us more about your brush with Leanne.

I read on Dlisted that Leanne tweeted that photo of herself. As noted there, who poses like that and then tweets it? Desperate famewhores, that's who!

JoElla said...

A joint wedding shower? Really?
It's not like this is his first trip down the isle.

It would have been more tasteful if she had a shower by herself.

I dont' know why but these two just really bug the hell out of me!

Anonymous said...

Rimes is way too skinny.

Didn't hear Nick was getting married. First it was Romo now Nick. Wonder if Jessica is stuffing herself since she hasn't gotten married yet.

Don't see why Pippa is getting all the attention lately. Don't see the attraction.

Wonder how long Dean is staying in the marriage?

Tim said...

If that is indeed LeAnn and an un-doctored photo, she indeed appears to have an eating disorder. Confirming would be the self evaluation that she is not skinny. Eating Disordered people think they are are fat even when they are severely underweight. For whatever her issues I hope she does not go the route of Karen Carpenter...but this photo is scary.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Honestly, she's fucking scary skinny. The pictures you see on the internet do not do it justice. She must wear a negative size. Her man is a babe though. ;)

WednesdayFriday said...

@Jason, You cracked me up. I agree. I just don't get it.

PotPourri said...

Tori, when you are laying up there after having the baby, get the doctor to fix your dayum implants!

Patty said...

When I heard about the joint shower, I thought another couple was invovled. In my neck of the woods, the groom is typically at the bridal shower. Don't get the joint comment at all. How about "their" bridal shower.

parissucksliterally said...

Leann looks gross. She IS gross, and obnoxious!

STOP with the Pippa shit. She is NOT pretty! WHY is the media trying to make her into something spectacular?

Kate said...

Why is a film crew taping the joint shower?

Cindy said...

I saw a pic over the weekend of Rimes and Eddie's ex -- they are BOTH skinny as hell. Makes me wonder what he's asking them to do.

timebob said...

why do i get the feeling that the more babies Tori has the more she thinks her mom will leave her in the will. It's like rich welfare.

ForSure said...

Tori's breasts are such a mess, she should wait until she's done breastfeeding then have reconstruction done by someone really good. Perhaps she should just forego implants entirely from now on.

Leanne Rimes needs help, she is not thin, she is anorexic. The arms and shoulders are dead giveaways.

Maja With a J said...

How do you get abs on your hipbones?

Maja With a J said...

Then again, I don't know how to get abs at all! :D

Jennifer said...

I don't know - Leann may have a legitimate point. If you're not overweight and work out a lot, your abs will naturally be flatter than where your hipbones are (at least for women). Mine used to look like that when I was in my 20s, and no eating disorder or college kid starvation was going on... was a swimmer/runner. I can believe that she is incredibly thin, but she certainly does have muscles anyway, not the knobby knee syndrome of anorexics.

mikey said...

I wonder if Tory has had a concave chest since birth. It runs in DH's family and his sister has that odd chest look - no boob job to blame.

Jolene Jolene said...

Haha, thank you, Kate! I was waiting for someone to point out the fact that Nick/Vanessa are having a joint shower that they are GETTING PAID to have filmed. It will be popping up any day now. "Behind the scenes at Nick and Vanessa's shower! The gifts! The celebrity guests!" BLAH. I'm shocked people care. J Simp may be a moronic hick, but she was the best thing that ever happened to him (publicity-wise). He is a snooze.

Melissa said...

Tori's sunken chest looks like a defect of her sternum which has nothing to do with her implants - the implants just bring attention to is. A friend of mine has the same thing. It can be fixed by surgery, but I don't know if they do it for cosmetic reasons or only for severe cases.

As for LeAnn, if you are that thin and have developed abs, you could actually see them. You know, like a "six pack". Her hip bones are sticking out and you can see her hip flexors or whatever those muscles are, just because there's no flesh covering them. I call BS - she's just scary skinny. I think I can see her spleen...

Panda said...

Re: LeAnn, as long as people keep commenting on her "weight loss" she will continue to act surprised and will do her darnest to keep losing weight to attract more attention.

I was going to say the media should just STOP buying photos of her (because everyone comments on her again) but then I saw it says "Twitter" pic at the bottom.

(So...I guess no one is buying photos so she has to send them out for free??)

She was NOT super skinny like this before she met Mr. Cheater, so I would bet HE is the cause of her dramatic weight loss. Should the disease be called "Cibrianorexia"?

timebob said...

I agree with you Panda even his ex-wife said he has a standard a woman should look like and every woman conforms to it to be with him. Super skinny and big boobs.

I just think it is sad Leann is so needy to please him not only is she hurting her health she financially supports him to boot.

Meg said...

The weight loss on LeAnn has made her face look SO severe. She needs to stop with the pictures.

Gotta agree with RocketQueen that the NOLA Six Flags are even more eerie due to whatever filter the person used. I was just reading the Wiki page for the park. It looks like Six Flags has no plans to re-build and the whole site is a total loss.

trashtalker said...

At this point, the worst thing people can do is tell her she looks super-skinny. That simply confirms to her that she's stick-thin and in control of successfully keeping herself thin. She's not naturally thin, so she must be working out tons and/or not eating much. As long as Eddie is telling her she looks hot, nothing will change. I don't think she understands what "healthy" is.

Jasmine said...

Jacked boobs or not Tori Spelling's baby belly is ADORBS.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Six Flags park looks like a good location for a horror film.

Texshan said...
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Texshan said...

This is going to make me a pariah, I know, but I am shit out of sympathy for NOLA and its people. Houston was completely smashed by TS Allison (Google it) almost 10 years ago, and no one gave a shit. You know why? Because Houstonians didn't run around looting, blaming GWB for a freakin' natural (key word!) disaster, whining about getting money, having telethons, etc. A couple of months after our entire city was completely underwater, with 18 wheelers floating down the freeways, it was basically business as usual. Then a few years later tens of thousands of NOLA people came here to escape Katrina, and they spent all of their time complaining about how Houston wasn't as cool as NOLA. OK then, leave. I was working in the huge (free) health clinics set up for the evacuees and never heard so much bitching in my life.

In other news, I met LeAnn once, years ago, along with her then-husband Dean. They were both tiny and cute as buttons. But she didn't look anything like Skeletor then.

And finally, Vanessa M. drives me around the bend. She's one of those tricks who never works and always dates celebrities so they can pay for her lifestyle. She's a total starfarker.

J-Mo said...

Eddie Cibrian certainly likes boyish women. I think Leann looked great when she first started getting in shape, now she looks ill.

J-Mo said...

-and before she got implanted.

mooshki said...

Texshan,it's a different culture, and Houston had a hell of a lot of their own money for rebuilding.

Char said...

Leann is gross. Hip bones are NOT abs.

Tori is grosser. How does one grow up with that much money and have such horrible breast implants? Seriously, she has a dent in her chest.

salvinder said...

nice pick..

caydian said...

@Texshan, what I found absolutely amazing about NOLA is that they are NOT required to have flood insurance! In 1965, Hurricane Betsy flooded New Orleans WORSE than Katrina...but you never hear about Betsy. We moved to Houston after they had Carla but in time to miss Betsy. Just lucky.

Six Flags is OK but what I really miss is Ponchartrain Beach (an old theme park). Old Louisianans will know what I'm talking about.

Tory might have Pectus Excavatum (a congenital deformity). It means "hollowed out chest." The usual fix is the Nuss Procedure which involves a concave steel bar inserted in the chest. It's then flipped to a convex position which pushes the ribs out. Bar is left in for 2-5 years. This is done only when the ribs are interfering with the lungs or heart. Most people just live with it. I have family with this.

caydian said...

...or Tory could've gone with a cut-rate BOGO surgery.

Moonmaid said...

Six Flags won't rebuild the park in NOLA, had a deal with the city to sell it to them, but wants to keep all the rides for its other parks. I think it is all in litigation right now, which is why it continues to exist in that dilapidated state.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

I saw Sons of Guns, and that park was used for a movie where Red jacked made a black firing Mac11 for.

Makes a great location for a film.

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