Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Woman Arrested After Rolling Her Ex-Boyfriend's Body Parts Down The Street


Here is what I think happened. Carmen Montenegro killed her ex-boyfriend for some reason, hacked him up into pieces and stuffed him in a trash can. Now, being the good Californian she is, she immediately looked for a recycling bin that accepts dead people. I mean we have ones for regular recycling and ones for yard waste. Depending on the city, it can also be divided into glass, plastic, and paper, although in Los Angeles, we have some fairy who separates it all out for us. Carmen though, kept wheeling the trash can down the street looking for the body part trash can and could not find it. Her ex boyfriend was reported missing almost a month ago, but it was not until two days ago when Carmen began rolling the body parts through the street, that anyone suspected her. I would say that is a big clue. Despite this big clue, it took police two days before they charged her with the murder of her ex-boyfriend. Another clue that helped police was that Carmen asked her neighbors for help disposing of the body. Yes, that could help because maybe they would have the appropriate trash can.

18 comments:

JessieE said...

Enty, you seem awfully cavalier about this. Seems to me the woman is obviously disturbed, dontcha think?

Tempestuous Grape said...

Now this is entertainment! +1 (nooooo!)

MM said...

Hellooo, everyone knows that body parts are compostable! (But seriously, this is disturbing.)

figgy said...

He prolly deserved it.

Anonymous said...

I like watching the ID Channel and it's very disturbing how people can just kill without remorse.

__-__=__ said...

Did we already do the picture about the rapist who had his weiner cut off? And the victim brought it to the police as evidence? No??

Anonymous said...

Learn to end a joke. One recycling joke would've made this post funny. Five makes it old.

RocketQueen said...

Feel free to re-write it, anita_mark.

Ida Blankenship said...

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Rose said...

How disturbing and sad. She has to be missing a few screws.

Seonaid Divine said...

This is too much trouble. He's definitely not worth all that effort. She should do what I did.
http://tinyurl.com/3evdouf

Anonymous said...

Just giving my opinion. And I know I could scroll, I wanted to see if anyone else was annoyed as i was.

Jeri said...

Yikes. Don't piss her off.

They'll put her somewhere where she can get help, except CA has overcrowding (see Lindsay).

Caroline said...

We have a recycling fairy that separates our trash too! It's wonderful! This story? Not so much.

MCH said...

@Seonaid Divine - Nice!

She asked her neighbors AND relatives to help get rid of the body. But now she isn't cooperating with police. :-/

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Char said...

@anita_mark: Nope.

Haha yes this is someone who's been killed which is awful for his friends and family, but it's also a pretty funny story. Yup the woman probably has some kind of mental illness or instability. But if you can't occassionaly laugh at the out there stuff that crazy people do, what can you laugh at?!

Caroline said...

I love how right next to this story is that anti-meat ad with a big picture of a bloody slab of meat being hacked up.

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