Tuesday, May 31, 2011

NY Post Blind Items

Which Hollywood hunk is known behind closed doors for asking women to slap him around while calling him "a bad boy?" He is also said to like sex toys .

WHICH right-wing politician's spouse bats for the other team? The pol's Bible belting can't keep the other half from the gay bars .

WHICH married TV news anchor is having an affair with a news assistant?

25 comments:

Dianne said...

Not sure about the others but I think Michele Bachmann's husband for the second one.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

1) I hope it's birthday boy Colin Farrell. LOOOOOOVE him.

2) I want this to be Todd Palin. What a *fabulous* bear he'd make! But I can see Michelle Bachmann turning her husband totally gay, too...

Or, it could be a woman, of course. Calista Gingrich! Karen Santorum!

3) Please don't be Brian Williams. PLEASE.

mikey said...

I've heard rumors before about Todd and other men. I can only hope.

At least Hollywood Hunk isn't going around slapping women. He just likes to be spanked himself. Strangely, I don't have an issue with that.

Camigobu said...

Third vote for Todd P for #2. No clue on the others.

RocketQueen said...

Damn, Ida. I like all your guesses. I have such a crush on Brian Williams. And your Farrell guess titillates me :)

cheesegrater15 said...

I'm so in lust with Brian Williams. He seems like he'd be hella fun at a bar.

Calista Gingrich totally popped into my head for No. 2. Don't know why.

I agree about No. 1. Who cares as long as he doesn't get his rocks off slapping other people?

SkittleKitty said...

The married news anchor could just be a local NYC anchor, since it doesn't specify national. I think it probably is a local.

looserdude said...

I thought George Clooney for number one.

And all those right wing family values dudes are closet cock smokers. Texas Gov. Rick Perry for one.

Seachica said...

#1 sounds like Justin Timberlake. We know he likes sex toys.

I'm tired of gay blinds, so #2 doesn't interest me much.

#3 could be any of them, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

I thought of Clooney for Hollywood Hunk, too. We already know he likes to be tied up with ties. And that Italian shemale he dates certainly has the man hands for a nice little game of slappa da ass.

Texshan said...

Looserdude, Gov. Hottie Perry does not like the cock. Guarandamnteed.

MadLyb said...

1. Like the Clooney or Farrell guess for this one. Kinda hot.
2. I'll go with Todd Palin just because I have no clue whatsoever.
3. All of them?

Sorka8 said...

Trouble with these NY blinds is we never get any reveals.

RocketQueen said...

Hilarious, Simone!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

1. Rob Pattinson.
2. I want this to be Toad, but what does it matter? Scare-a isn't planning on shutting up or dissappearing any time soon.
3. Shepard Smith? Hannity? Megyn Kelly? Gretchen What's-her-name? Soledad O' Brien? John Stossell?

mooshki said...

Sadly, there's no way it could be Mr. Bachmann. The community is just too small, and there are too many liberals who would love to out him. I've heard gay rumors about Todd Palin before.

Angela said...

If this is Todd Palin, this is especially interesting, given the source. Rupert Murdoch owns the Post and they wouldn't imply anything bad about a right-wing politician unless they receive a request from the bosses. Looks like Murdoch prefers other candidates.

PotPourri said...

Married Anderson Cooper is having an affair with his young news assistant.

:)

Anotheramy said...

Dated a guy who after extended play would remove my undies and put them on. He would leave them on for the remainder of the fun. Seems strange when I say he wore my panties during sex but while it was happening it was kinda hot.
Im betting spanking him and calling him a bad boy would be less weird than the under wear thing.

I so hope its Todd Palin.

Squeezebox said...

Michelle Bachmann's hubby for the second blind. That's been grist in the local rumor mill for years now.

blankprincess said...

1. I can't believe no one has said it yet, but ALL OF THEM!

2. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE be Todd Palin.

3. No guess, just a story. I wasn't planning on attending graduation after I earned my Ph.D., but then I learned that Brian Williams was giving the commencement address. He was totally worth the four hours of sweating and the herniated disk I got from sitting on those damn metal bleachers for so long. He was great--he is exactly as he seems on SNL and 30 Rock. :)

studio gulag -- said...

The first one is so obviously Lou Costello...

Char said...

1. WAY too vague.

2. PLEASE let this be Todd Palin! (although they do not live in the "bible belt" so probably not)

3. Um, all of them?

KellyLynn said...

WHICH CDAN reader has read so many variations on the crazy stuff consenting adults do behind closed doors, that the first NY Post blind item seems pretty tame?

Answer: All of them.

Kim said...

#2--I don't think it's Bachmann's hubby...because he's minister and runs a business where they turn gay men straight...but then again...it seems pretty logical that a man trying to turn gay men straight would turn out to be gay himself...makes sense to me!

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