Thursday, June 02, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This aging actress from an old network sitcom, who played a mother figure is being accused behind the scenes of sleeping with at least two of the underage characters on the show (who are now adults). She allegedly carried on relationships with the boys and her sins might be revealed in a tell-all that is allegedly in the works.

102 comments:

Lux Luthor said...

Florence Henderson?

Jeff said...

Go with the Flo!

surfer said...

That's what I was going to say, shiny, but I thought that might be too obvious. I highly doubt it was Shirley Jones, as she was married to David Cassidy's father at the time, and that would be almost incestuous.

izz said...

I thought Florence was gay?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Phylicia Rashad.

Ha ha. JK. Theo and Cockroach WISH.

Rickatoo said...

Florence has already admitted to Barry Williams...

joymama said...

No idea but how about the mom from the Walton's, Michael Leanard (sp?).

Danielle said...

Yea I remember something about Flo and Barry going on a date when he was like 17 but that nothing happened and it was more like a "mother/ son thing"

MISCH said...

Florence Henderson was signing her memoir at BEA( Book Expo America ) last week in New York.

Lori said...

My first thought was Charlotte Ray, from Facts of Life, though the idea makes me kind of cringe. MacKenzie Austin would have been underage, though not sure who another underage boy might have been. In any case, it says "Mother Figure" so I'm guessing it wasn't actually a Mom. For another guess, how about Sandy Duncan on the Hogan Family? (With either Jason Bateman or the kids who played the twins?)

Tempestuous Grape said...

Florence is not gay...she is quite a drinker though especially lately, but you did not hear it from me. If this is Flo, this would be very salacious. I have a personal connection and would hopefully be afforded the fine details.

sparky said...

The Mom from Home Improvement.

Goodgrief said...

June Cleaver and Wally and Eddie

Rickatoo said...

unfortunately june cleaver has aged to the point of being deceased ;)

Anonymous said...

it must be all that crack you smoke, tempestuos grape. who in their right mind would discuss sleeping with UNDERAGE kids.

there's nothing salacious about this. it's sick. my vote is flo.

KnitAddict said...

I was thinking Mrs. Cunningham from Happy Days.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

salacious [səˈleɪʃəs]
adj
1. having an excessive interest in sex
2. (of books, magazines, etc.) erotic, bawdy, or lewd
[from Latin salax fond of leaping, from salīre to leap]
salaciously adv
salaciousness , salacity [səˈlæsɪtɪ]n

Many of us here at CDAN love your ass, Tempestuous Grape. Pay no mind to the haters and/or trolls.

Besides, we all know it's *weed* you smoke, not crack. :-)

Anonymous said...

^^^thanks, amoteafloat. i see that you are reving-up for the summer. great to know that we'll have the pleasure to read your long-winded posts. until someone takes a bite out of that ass, and you re-invent yourself again!

there's nothing salacious in having sex with an underage kid.

NotAMeanGirl said...

What about Britt Butler from Grace Under Fire?

joymama said...

I love the Marion Cunningham guess.

Rita said...

How about the mom from Growing Pains?
The underage kids would be: Leo DiCaprio, and Cameron. That would make an interesting read!

SusanB said...

I thought of Charlotte Ray also. Wasn't a young George Clooney on that show?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

LOL. You're precious, hell's kitty. We all await your sporadic attacks on random commenters for no reason with totally baited breath.

I've had, like, seven identities here. I've never denied it. I know I have a distinctive voice. You think that ALLLLL the people posting on CDAN haven't gone through other incarnations? And it's not to ~hide~ from people like you. It's simply because I get BORED. It's the same reason why I can't decide on a blog name -- I know I'll want to change it every couple of months. But I know all this is way too TL; DR for the likes of you and I'm just wasting my time.

Besides, "hell's kitty" is a fairly new name around here. Just sayin.'

Pick on me. I don't give a flying fuck. But what the hell has Tempestuous Grape ever said or done to you? All she does is post things that are either amusing or thought-provoking. Whereas you, darling, are just straight-up nasty, humorless, and BORING.

BigMama said...

What about the Mom from Malcom in the Middle? SHe just got divorced, maybe her ex is writing a book.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe George was 17 or younger on the FOL. I could be wrong.

Anonymous said...

...and it took "all of that" to say basically nothing? nastiness is served in hefty helpings here, when certain posters don't agree. i'm in good company!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I hope it IS Charlotte Rae. What sane man could resist such a sexy bun?

She's WAY too classy for Clooney, though. He only likes gutterskanks.

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The Nightmare Child said...

@hell's kitty - I hope you fall on an AIDS infected razorcock.



I really, really, REALLY want to say Shirley Jones...because I had a thing for her...but...what about the mom from Eight Is Enough?

BigMama said...

and now I have to get a brain scrub because rattling around in my mind is a very strange orgy of middle-aged women with aprons, bee-hives leaning out their windows screaming "come and get it" to a yard full of teenage boys. blech!

JW said...

If you read it carefully, it says two of the underage characters, not underage actors. Therefore, they might have been young men but over the age of consent. I like the Marion Ross guess too.

jax said...

Nightmare Child that is BRILLIANT!
And i'm mostly talking about your guess! Whatsherface from 8 is enough wasn't the kid's Mom,she was the stepmom and some of those boys were like grown men.

hmm...i like it.

JW said...

Just realized, I left out part of my thought above -- young men, playing highschoolers on the show would fit.

jax said...

i can totally see Willie Aames shopping a tell all with all his history on tv. I bet him and Abby and the older son...Michael? got it on.

Apparently 1 wasn't enough.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@jbdean -- LOL. I was *just* flipping through the channels last night and caught Swoosie Kurtz on some show. Alex Halsey's still got some hustle!

@bigmama -- I love that image, even though I know I'm not supposed to.
:-)

Luvtheblinds said...

I'm thinking Peter Brady is trying to stay relevant...so now he's going to reveal how he and brother Greg...I can't even put it in writing...

BigMama said...

@jax - I almost shot a carrot out my nose on that one...brilliant!

@Ida - remind me to tell you about my sister and barry williams sometime

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Bit dams said...

why read this site if shit like this bothers you?

had no idea about momma brady and greg. wow, that would have rocked the 60's.

when i think of that group i always think of the kids musical group, "I think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's calling my name" (chours) "I hear ya now".

RocketQueen said...

I'm with Me, Ida and NC. Seriously. If you constantly have a problem with the content of a blog AND its commenters enough to say nasty shit to them, just fuck off. Heh. We should be so lucky.

Tempestuous Grape - I hope you get some fine details, too! ;)

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@jbdean -- "And since I know you have impeccable taste in TV shows..."

Uh, well now, I wouldn't go THAT far. I mean, I *do* keep up with Khloe & Lamar. :-)

Um, and I've been known to watch Hoarders (that show is awesome background noise when you need some housecleaning inspiration). And Kitchen Nightmares. And any other show in which Gordon Ramsey throws implements and calls people donkeys, donuts, etc.

In short: I am many things, but highbrow ain't one of 'em!

But yes, you should totally watch Mad Men. And Friday Night Lights! I canNOT get over how good it is -- and the soundtrack is great, too.

figgy said...

I simply don't get how anyone here gets so into posting comments that hissing fights break out.

I love reading comments, especially guesses, but beyond that? Come ON.

The Nightmare Child said...

@jbdead79 - You mean Step By Step? I can't see Suzanne Sommers getting down like that. Besides, have you seen some of the girls on the show nowadays? OH MY STARS & GARTERS.

Anonymous said...

thanks! and i KNOW your death won't be a kind sight either!

seems that some need to take their advice from yesterday about using the little wheel in their mouse to scroll past comments!

Jessica said...

"old network sitcom" I don't think Eight is Enough was sitcom - it was an hour long drama really.

I'm going with the mom on Home Improvement.

Rose said...

Ida is right, Friday Night Lights is a great show!!

ardleighstreet said...

Well I could totally see Abby from 8 hooking up with Grant Goodeve. If it was just the underage boys it might explain why Adam Rich was so messed up.

Oh, I must have forgotten ---Ralph Macchio was on this as Abby's nephew.

Amartel said...

Ann B. Davis, you hoooah! Kidding. It says "mother figure" not mother.

Goodgrief said...

Since apparently my girl June Cleaver has gone to that great sitcom in the sky, I like the Eight is Enough guess.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Charlotte Rae from The Facts Of Life?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Nell Carter?

Beth said...

Nell Carter and the Lawrence brothers

The Nightmare Child said...

@hell's kitty - Last time I'm going to say something to you, so listen up and listen good. Shut the fuck up and fuck off back to whatever cum encrusted mattress you slithered off of. No one wants you around. If you can't contribute a comment, kindly take your pustule ridden ass somewhere else. If you don't, I will cut your fucking throat and shit in the wound. If you want to persist & stick around, that's your call...but just know that every time I see you commenting, I will gnaw on you like a chew-toy. Now FUCK OFF.




And the thought of Nell Carter and.....*shudders*....oh god, I'm gonna be sick.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Nightmare Child -- you, Sir, are a wordsmith. And remind me never to get on your bad side. ;-)

Hey! Nell Carter is hot! Gimme a break! (har har) You don't have to worry about her being the answer to this blind, though. She stopped "aging" when she died eight years ago.

ellapetal said...

Hey, just to throw another idea out there how about Mrs. Walsh from OG 90210? She was a mother figure to all of the 30 year old high school kids! Or would that have not been considered a "network" show at the time?

The Nightmare Child said...

@Ida - Naaah. You're way more erudite than I am. I'm just insane and very vulgar. I'm from the Steve Albini School Of Insults.

Sherry said...

Nell Carter has also aged to the point of being deceased tragically if memory serves.

mooshki said...

ellapetal, I was going to say I liked that guess, but weren't all the 90210 kids at least in their mid-20s? I seem to remember that Tori Spelling was the only one even close to playing her age. Although, I guess it could've been the mom and David Silver. EWWWW!

jax said...

this grosses me out but Cloris Leachman took over for Charlotte Rae and Mack Astin was a bit older by then.

Still think it's 8 is Enough though.

ellapetal said...

@Mooshki Oh ewwww on that would be right, but I was thinking that maybe the actors themselves weren't underage just because of the wording - it says the character is underage. I could be completely misunderstanding the blind though. I'm feeling extra slow today! LOL. And it does say that they are adults NOW so...oh well pooh.

Back to the drawing board!

Henriette said...

I think it's Flo, because of all the press Christopher Knight is getting lately. These things seemed to be timed.

Henriette said...

Oh yeah! Brett Butler was on some major pills during Grace Under Fire. I think there was some talk of her being indecent around one of the kids.

Virtual Boricua said...

Meredith Baxter on the Facts of Life?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Virtual - Meredith Baxter was on Family Ties. Sha-la-la-laaa.

@NCHILD - Damn, dude. Here's hoping I never piss you off. LoL.

Kathy K said...

**Tip-toeing in and trying to avoid the slinging arrows**

The Peter Brady divorce and, therefore, impending book to stay relevant does make you think that it's going to be Florence Henderson with Greg and Peter.

BUT... the Patricia Richards guess from Home Improvement is really interesting. I just think the "mother figure" phrase is intentional and that would make Mrs. Brady as the step-mom more likely.

Nonya said...

I'll throw 2 names in the ring:
1)Roseanne - was she doing DJ AND the guy from the big bang theory?!!
2)Felicia Rashad - the victims: theo and cocroach!

New Life and Attitude said...

I immediately thought of Flo, but I think that is way too easy. I'm really liking the 8 is Enough guess.

Lori said...

Okay, I have one more, because I'm obsessed with this blind. What about Erin Gray on Silver Spoons, with Rick Schroeder and Alfonso Ribero?

Discobitch said...

what abt kitty from that 70s show?

Discobitch said...

or the original mom from fresh prince maybe thats the real reason she left

david said...

Hi. While I like the "8 is Enuf" guess as much as anyone, the word in NY on the Theatre circuit is that Betty Buckley (who played Abby) would not have any interest in any of the boys on the show whatsoever. (think about it)

I like the Grace Under Fire guess. The behind the scenes turmoil on that show have been exposed and documented over the years, so this sounds plausible.

mooshki said...

Lori, I could totally see that one. She was youngish and beautiful, so you can see why the boys would go along with that.

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Anotheramy said...

I love the Eight is Enough guess too esp since Grant Goodeve was hot and well into adulthood when he was on the show. I also agree with above, I cant see this of Betty Buckley.

The chances are much better this was some short lived show none of us remembers and the tell all will stay well under the radar.

SallyTomato said...

@ Nightmare Child "Steve Albini School of Insults" is even more frightening than any of your threats. Brilliant, but frightening. Trust.

blankprincess said...

I don't think it's Brett Butler, because even with all the shit she pulled on that show, I doubt she had any opportunity to do anything this horrible. The first kid who played her oldest son (at maybe 12 or so years old?) quit the show after she flashed him her new boob job. The new actor they hired to replace him as her oldest son was around 18 and thus (probably) not underage. The only other boy on the shoe was played by twins Dylan and Cole Sprouse, who would have been about three years old when this went down.

That being said, Charlotte Rae was also my first guess (followed by Nell Carter!), although I don't remember any other underage boys on the show except the Astin kid. Does Jo count? ;)

Kathy K said...

Ooh ooh ooh -- Suzanne Somers in "Step by Step"?????

Julie said...

ok, i'm just going out on a limb, I know Mackenzie Phillips didn't play a mother figure on ODaaT but she did on another show, didn't she?

what show was that? and who are the boys? and did she sleep with them? hahaha i kinda hope its her, but i don't think she'd even hide that shit.

so booooo idk.

thisoldbroad said...

NO MRS CUNNINGHAM! NO!!!

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Anonymous said...

and nightmare child, let me know your suicide date. you life-long fuck up!! you'll never get it right until you hang. i pray that you have no offsprings because they want have a chance in life. a black woman's kids (or any woman's kids for that matter) don't need you in their life. creep.

Anonymous said...

should be offspring and won't

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

LOL! For some reason, I find it hilarious how she felt the need to edit that comment.

Anonymous said...

your mother called and said she wished you were aborted.

pwner said...

it's totally Mrs. Keaton with Alex and Skippy :D

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@pwner -- I like your style, but I'd say Mrs. Keaton would have been more likely to go for Mallory or Jennifer. :-)

The Nightmare Child said...

@Train in Vain (great Clash song, btw) - Want to know what's REALLY scary? Steve and I have the SAME birthday. Hehehehehe...

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Nightmare Child -- I KNEW you were a Cancer. I. KNEW. IT. You barely made the cut-off, but I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT.

The best people are July babies, you know. ;-)

RocketQueen said...

Ida - I believe I owe you $5 and a good hour of my time where I promise to let you convince me re: astrology.

I like the idea of hell's kitty as a chew toy. Very much.

Anonymous said...

rq, only if you tell your dad i said hello! i'm sure he's better off without having to look at your fug face.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

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I have *seriously* overheard better taunts on an elementary school playground. Sorry doll, but when children are more effective at being mean, then you need to step up your game. Or just give up entirely.

What's YOUR sign, hell's kitty? Cuntricorn? Bitchittarius?

Anonymous said...

how's your blog coming along? oh that's right, you are always on here with long-winded posts. so you don't have the time for your "blog in your head".

your sign would be white trash redneck!

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Again: laaaaaaaaame.

You aren't even entertaining me anymore. It WAS fun to chuckle at your expense, but now I'm just yawning.

I know you're begging for scraps, but I think I'm done feeding trolls. Stand under your bridge and holler all you want. I've already spent too much time responding to you.

Ciao!

Anonymous said...

ha ha. tee hee. i knew that would do it. have a good day!

The Nightmare Child said...

@Ida - Oh, I am a textbook Cancer-Leo cusp kid. Anything you read about them...pretty much applies to me. And yes, people born in July are made of WIN and AWESOME.

pwner said...

@Ida: true, true....although perhaps she was just overcompensating cuz she was in the closet :D

Julie said...

dammit, i had an idea again, but then all the flame wars got me distracted.

oh, Sandy Duncan on what was the Valerie Harper show. OR Valerie Harper? idk idk idk

that'd be funny if it were the chick from oklahoma though and the partridge family. I'm sure Bonaduce would have said something on his show though.

PrettyChicagoSailor said...

Charlotte Rae/Mrs Garrett started out on Diff'rent Strokes...a mother figure to both Willis and Arnold.

caydian said...

The Nanny?

blankprincess said...

I can't stand flaming in the comments, which is why this is usually a nice, fun site to read. However, this is OUT OF CONTROL. Telling someone they should have been aborted is awful enough, but making fun of a person's parent's suicide (and implying that the suicide was the child's fault) is absolutely atrocious.

In case you decide to delete your more vile comments, I'll save everyone else the time spent looking for them and reproduce them here:

"hell's kitty said...
rq, only if you tell your dad i said hello! i'm sure he's better off without having to look at your fug face."

You deserve to be banned, "hell's kitty" (or chihuahuablah, or whoever else you are this week), but I guess that's why you have so many aliases. Honestly, how can you live with yourself--as a woman, as a mother, as a HUMAN BEING--knowing that you have no problem spewing such revolting hatred against people you don't even know? Disagreeing with someone's opinion about FUCKING CELEBRITY GOSSIP is one thing, but attacking anybody personally, and on such a low, mean, and downright disgusting level, is completely unwarranted.

Really, there are lines that you just do not cross. But not only do you cross those lines, you are positively joyful at the idea that you "won" a flame war simply because someone decided to no longer engage you. I'm not saying that hurtful things weren't said to you, because they definitely were, but making jokes about suicide is lower than I thought it was possible for decent human beings to go. Please consider the power of your words to hurt or to help others, because you have to make a decision about what kind of person you want to be every single day. Which will you choose: compassionate and empathetic, or cruel and despicable?

I apologize to everyone else for the essay. I just can't take this garbage anymore.

Anonymous said...

all of you lonely worthless low life should have been aborted

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