Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

January 24, 2011

This pregnant almost A list movie actress who only does cameos on television just found out her A list movie actor cheated on her with this A list movie actress who is not pregnant, but has kids with her husband.

Penelope Cruz
Javier Bardem
Julia Roberts

82 comments:

ingrid said...

wow. now that one was good.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Wowza. That is juicy.

TaterOnTheCouch said...

That's what I'm talking about!!! More like this!

Sian said...

wow, think people guessed this one but it is still a good reveal! Bit gutted though I love Javier :(

flwrgurl said...

i knew it! did you see pene's body language lately? they'll be over soon!

nunaurbiz said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

ItsAJ said...

Proper A-lister reveals!!
Thanks Enty!!

RocketQueen said...

AWESOME.
You fucking SUCK, Julia. Not that we didn't already know this. Even though Javier is obviously equally to blame, I'd like to see Penelope smack Julia right across the face.

luci skywalker said...

now THAT is juicy!! My jaw is on the floor!! they looked so happy, I guess not everything is the appearance
They are doing a lot of promotions together (Pe&JB). If its true Pe really has a stomach

thanks Ent! ;)

anita_mark said...

Poor Penelope. I think she's so beautiful.

Not to keep beating the list issue but wouldn't she be higher than him. More people have hears of her, her movies are slightly more mainstream, etc.

Cari said...

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. DAYUM!

shopgirl said...

wow. wonder when the cheating happened.

lml said...

Oh snap.

PM said...

Wow. Fantastic.

KLM said...

Good reveal. Too bad Javier and Julia are douches. They are perfect for each other.

JoElla said...

Oh my! this one is quite juicy!

Penelope doesn't strike me as the type of gal to put up with this type of crap.

One of these days the Shit really will hit the fan and will be quite the firework show!

redhotpepper said...

Boy, Julia gets around.

The Throwback said...

@shopgirl - Probably happened during the filming of "Eat Pray Love"

AMD said...

Julia Roberts is such a bitch. Why doesn't Danny Moder drop her stinky, hairy-pitted ass.

pricolatino said...

Vicky Cristina Brockovich?

Rickatoo said...

doesn't he also have a one night stand baby on the way with a young'un?

BigMama said...

wow, but isn't Penelope assumed to be a lesbian? I thought he was bearding for her.

Sio said...

Wow what a skank that julia roberts is. Not that we didn't know...but still!! And the hotness of Bardem? Suddenly looking a little less hot now. Whaddaprick.

Kimstyle said...

Wow!!!! That one came out of left field!!!! Nice work Enty!!!!!

blameitonthegirl said...

Wow, Julia. First you mess with one marriage and now you go ahead with another. Classy.

Green Sea Anemone said...

I recall pap pics of Penelope shopping @ Ed Hardy around Christmas and I thought "Who is she buying this stuff for? Javier isn't a douche." Guess she knew and I clearly didn't.

parissucksliterally said...

Julia Roberts is such a CUNT.

I rarely use that word, except when it fits. It fits here.

timebob said...

I guess you would call that the Oscar high mile club.

Suhyphen said...

Penelope was with Tom Cruise for years so I'm not surprised her version of a relationship is different than most of us readers.
Didn't Danny cheat on his wife with Julia to begin with?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

@Cari

LOL! I love that movie and love how you worked it into a comment!

RenoBlondee said...

Hot Damn! Now that's a REVEAL!!!
Thanks Enty!

O_o

Reese said...

As I remember, pretty much everyone nailed this one when it first came out. Julia is a revolting cretin, and my opinion of Javier is now rock bottom. Penelope, you can do so much better!

Amy said...

Pretty Ugly Woman.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I hope Penelope gets all telenovela on Julia and Javier's asses.

Alison said...

Happy birthday, America! This one is worth celebrating. Pretty juicy...and also gross.

JasonBlueEyes said...

HOT DAMN! That's what I'm talking 'bout.

JasonBlueEyes said...

I'm so happy Julia''s movie tanked this weekend. The ads which showed her constantly cackling/laughing were enough to keep me away.

And Penny's movie just crossed 1 Billion the same weekend. Karma!!!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Julia Roberts is a whore. There, I said it.

Dulcinea said...

Wow! Thanks, Enty! Disappointed for Pene though. And really surprised at Julia...I know everyone else here seems to already know this, but I thought she was just suffering from major A-list ego. I hate cheaters.

RocketQueen said...

Amy ftw :)

JasonBlueEyes said...

All those comments Julia made in the press 6 months ago about how it would be a shame/crime/travesty if Javier didn't win the Oscar this year now make sense. She went on and on about him. Can't believe my GF loves her movies. Yeesh. Only movie of hers I liked was "Notting Hill" and that was only because it wasn't about her.

JasonBlueEyes said...

I'll bet he slept with Scarlett too.

Kid Sis said...

!!!

VelvetStaccato said...

SO...that just confirms what I have often thought about Danny Moder. His silence AND cooperation has been paid for! She is so disgusting (Julia, I mean).

KathyVermont said...

No more feeling the Bardem love for sure and Julia? Shame, shame

PollyPureBred said...

Love all the Julia hate! The woman is a talentless hack-bitch from hell.

timebob said...

Julia has a thing of rubbing it in the faces of the women that she slept with their man.

The Aloe Vera shirt she walked around in years a go was just rock bottom and I have never respected her since. Her ex husband's wife's name is Vera. Julia was pissed she wouldn't divorce danny right away since Julia demanded it. Vera had to be punished in the press.

JasonBlueEyes said...

Probably explains why her mouth and lips are so big.

Mango said...

Oh, Julia, why don't you surprise us and keep your legs CLOSED for once?

Basil said...

It's the lowest of the low to cheat on a woman who is pregnant WITH YOUR CHILD!!! Ugh. And as for Julia, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Do You Come with the Car? said...

Julia Roberts has been whoring around Hollywood since before her Mystic Pizza days, so this is unsurprising. What is also not surprising is that Penelope stayed with Javier - look at her BFF Salma Hayek, who got back together with her filthy rich baby daddy after she found out he knocked up Linda Evangelista. These people don't play by our rules.

jess said...

Woah...that's just wrong and again that's just how Julia is. So is penelope staying for the sake of the family?

FS said...

If you click on the date above each paragraph, you can see the original blind as it was posted and all the guesses. A lot of people guessed this one. :)

I don't live in the HWood world, where the rules all seem to be very different, but I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't 'okay' to them somehow, except to Danny Moder. But what do I know?

Dulcinea said...

Wondering if we are going to see a resurrection of the Crazy Lies and Nights blog now that this blind has been revealed? Hmmmm?

skeeball said...

@Jason She made the same comments about Denzel before he won his Oscar, so that pretty much confirmed to me that she and Denzel did it, too.

Dulcinea said...

Skeeball, I remember her making some similar remarks about Sissy Spacek too...should we be suspicious? ;)

JasonBlueEyes said...

She must have cheated on Lyle Lovett too. Might have been with Denzel or (gasp) Nick Nolte. She has a history of sleeping with her leading men including Liam Neeson, Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland (maybe) John Malkovich, I'll bet she tried it with Richard Gere and Brad Pitt too.

timebob said...

funny if she slept with Denzel but wouldn't kiss him on screen for Pelican Brief, you know, she didn't want to piss off racist white america and lose her queen of the movies title.

But I totally think she banged Denzel, Tom, Javier, even Sissy!

JasonBlueEyes said...

Dermot Mulrooney had a fling with her, as did John Cusack, let's see - who else?

sunnyside1213 said...

Like Meryl Streep, she bangs all her costars. See you next Tuesday.

Dulcinea said...

So jealous of the John Cusack hookup! Yummy.

Snowbunny said...

This is awful, I thought Javier and Penelope made a great couple. I could blame Julia but it takes two, so Javier is just as crappy as her. Why does Julia always gush about her and Danny if she is sleeping with everyone else?

Henriette said...

EVERYONE guessed this one right.

Gypsy said...

Please do not sully the good name of Miss Sissy Spacek. Julia Roberts is a skeeze. I never liked her anyway. Not real keen on Barfem either. Just eww.

Denise said...

Ugh. Julia is such a whore. And Javier is too, what an a-hole.

Jenny S said...

Word I heard is that Penelope is a lesbian. Javier is a great cover for her and she gets to have a baby. Julia is, allegedly, a huge slut so this all makes sense.

bloodonthescreen said...

holyfuckingshit. this is amazing. terrible but christ!! Jenny S-totally!!

ms snarky said...

god almighty. That woman is so vile. I think I might refuse to say her name forever more.

Oh, heck, I can't get that worked up. Julia. Skanky, whorey, cunty Julia. Yuck.

pomme said...

Julia Roberts always had the reputation to sex with her co-stars so my question is she did it with Clive Owen and Tom Hanks or not?

Javier Bardem is rumored bisexual (i saw some photos with him and friends in a spanish gay bar)and Peneloppe Cruz is a professional beard (remember her "love story" with Cruise)
Bardem and Cruz may be BFF

ms snarky said...

Even if Pene and Jav are BFFs with an understanding, Julia is still a reprehensible ho.

RocketQueen said...

Oh no, pomme....please not Clive Owen!!

Layna Day said...

Well, just DAMN!

I used to like JR, but after learning more about her merry-go-around-in-the-bed ways, I stopped. This reinforces my stance. Chick needs to stop f***ing married men! What a floozy.

Maja. With a J. said...

A lot of people guessed this one, but it is still juicy as hell!

digital eve said...

AHA!!! Wasn't the CDAN family calling this one for a long time?

lanasyogamama said...

I'd like to see a little more hate directed at Javier. Hello, preggo wife????

linnea said...

lanasyogomama - here it comes - HORRIBLE behaviour from j. Truly the worst.

GoodGirlGoneGood said...

Isn't Julia's wedding anniversary on July 4th? You're welcome.

RocketQueen said...

^lol!

Lelaina Pierce said...

@FS - Not that it makes this any less horrible but I wondered about an open marriage as well. Especially if it is a well known thing that she does bang all her co-stars?

I'm trying to think of all her movies....I wonder if she banged Dennis Quaid?? He would have been married to Meg during that movie they made together.

Bubbles said...

Actually it wasn't Julia who didn't want to kiss Denzel, it was Denzel, the bigger star at the time as he already had an Oscar who said he didn't want to be another Black man on film unable to resist the charms of a white woman. He put the kabosh on that.

And isn't married men cheating on pregnant wife par for course? Not saying it's right, but Lord knows it happens quite regularly.

I think what many people don't realize is how close things get on a movie set and how intense feelings develop so quickly although they're usually fleeting. Most stars married to each other more than likely have understandings. I'm sure Penelope has had her fun. Danny can't say much because he scored a rich movie star, so he's like the quiet spouse who doesn't have much bargaining power. And considering that he does camera on all of Julia's films per her contract, I'm sure he knew and paid it no mind.

George said...

Actually, Julia did try to screw Brad Pitt, but this was back when he was still faithful to Aniston, and it was just before the vile whore stumbled over Moder and decided to destroy that marriage. Pitt turned her down, and once she hooked up with Moder she said to Pitt that he could have had her. Pitt responded, I could still have you. You have to give him props for that. It always amazes me how much hate Angelina gets (I like Aniston too), while Roberts the biggest skank in Hollywood, and one who gets off on fucking married men and rubbing it in their wive's faces, is beloved. WTF?

Jeri said...

How Tacky! Run Penelope! It won't get better. Poor baby.