Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

June 28, 2011

Which celebrity has basically signed his life away because he is in love. The thing is he has agreed to have himself portrayed however the Executive Producer wants him portrayed in a reality show. Whatever it takes for ratings. Oh, and if the ratings do not improve, then he will be saying goodbye very soon. One more thing. He is getting paid scale. The minimum. Hardly anything. Tip money at the places she makes him go.

Kris Humphries

22 comments:

ArmyofOne said...

BAM! I knew this one but STILL you a dumbass Kris

timebob said...

he is still a bigger star attached to her then without her. I believe he thinks he is in love. Kim, just wants to create reasons to keep he show going. I doubt they will get married.

Pazitively Hot said...

yikes - if he's truly in love then i feel really bad for him.

RocketQueen said...

Anyone involved with this family is missing any sort of self-awareness, anyway. I refuse to give a shit.

Whitney said...

I think we were all right about this one, but how sad.

Here's to hoping this ends before they get married.

flwrgurl said...

co-sign @dundundundun

MadLyb said...

Aw, for some reason, he seems like a nice guy. It's got to be the baby face. I feel like he's a little gold fish being dropped into a tank baracudas - with extra large tail fins. Poor guy. :(

Anonymous said...

No sympathy.

Oryx said...

@Madlyb, extra large tail fins made me snort

Cake said...

Joel McHale called them a scarecrow and a gaggle of gypsies


Run Kris Run

Kate said...

I didn't know it was a legit relationship. I thought it was another PR romance for the cameras. Sad that he's so blindly in love. That show needs to just be done. It's all fake.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Are you serious??? Sad really really sad, how could he not see through her? My family would have an interventions BIG TIME If I were that gullible.

RocketQueen said...

Cake- DEAD ON

musesx9 said...

He rem DS me of Taylor Lautner. Anyone else???

ForSure said...

If only we could figure out their succubus song and sing it backwards so that their heads would explode and we could be done with them for good. I know there are 3 of them, but I'm sure they share the same song.

figgy said...

This wedding will never happen. She and her bitch of a mother are already mapping out the script for the dramatic break-ups and tabloid covers. She is so disgusting, euw.

Kitty said...

I’ve been waiting to read the reveal for the January 13th blind item, and you didn’t list it :~(

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/todays-blind-items_13.html

Farm Girl Pink... said...

"I’ve been waiting to read the reveal for the January 13th blind item, and you didn’t list it :~(

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/01/todays-blind-items_13.html"

Ummmmm Glenn Beck?

Kitty said...

No, it's not Beck (too easy to discover) or Rush (same reason). I'm thinking Hannity or Boortz.

M said...

I audibly said "awww" when I read this. I feel bad for him, though I know he's a grown man and not a 17-1/2 yr old kid or something. Awww, make me feel sad for him. (sorta, a little)

parissucksliterally said...

This guy is that stupid? I guessed correctly, but how dumb can you be to not see through the K family?

It is so obvious Kim is doing this for publicity. She could not keep her hands off Reggie Bush. This guy she holds hands with, and does fake closed mouth kisses for cameras.

Lelaina Pierce said...

^Maybe he's blinded by the $$$$?

After that other dude coming out saying they were having a sext affair or whatever, I doubt they'll actually go through w/ the wedding.

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