Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

April 19, 2011

I am going to make this a blind item, but it is also a What Do You Think, because I really am curious. This A list movie actor who probably should not be A based on his most recent track record at the box office, was at dinner two nights ago. A waitress came to his table which he was sharing with two women and another guy. After taking the drink order, the waitress said someone else would deliver it because she was going on break. Now, the person who told me this, was there, and did not see any eye contact or anything between the actor and the waitress that was out of the ordinary. However, as soon as the waitress walked away, our actor got up and followed. He came back 20 minutes later. His companions asked where he had been and he said that he took a break with the waitress and later expanded by saying the waitress serviced him orally in her car. Now, as this waitress, you must know nothing is going to come of this, so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?

Gerard Butler

32 comments:

timebob said...

I think Gerard has the signs from the ladies to get a blowie down pat.

If this guy ever settles down and gets married I will eat the laptop im typing on.

Anonymous said...

Still love him! He's single. If I were 20 again, hmm...

ctkat1 said...

The Butler did it.

MISCH said...

She has to be the idiot of the year......hope she made him use a condom...because the way he screws around and as per todays blinds drinks, he must have multiple STD's.

heatherhug said...

How is Gerard Butler A list and Kate Winslet is B?! Still confused.

ItsAJ said...

I wouldn't do it like she did it or with him for that matter but IF I came accross a celeb I thought was hot I would totally be up for a one nighter, why not?

Anonymous said...

Rocket Queen FTW!

Elizabeth said...

No, wouldn't do it. Something weird about Butler; in pictures he looks thin but on film he looks almost overweight. I'm sure Seinfeld would have a great name for this.

Green Sea Anemone said...

Such a man-whore. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Seems more like something a new guy who just hit it big would be into when he still can't believe he can do this so easily. At this point with Butler it must be as exciting as shooting fish in a barrel.

timebob said...

well he must bag it or snipped it. He doesn't have kids floating around like Colin Farrell does.

Goodgrief said...

No, I would never do that. I have more self respect than that.

Sean said...

I wonder why people are so upset about this. How many of us have not had sex with some sort of waitress,waiter or bartender? I would bet almost none.

The Nightmare Child said...

@Sean - I haven't.



And if it was me that was the celeb, I wouldn't do this. However...if I was the waiter and let's say...Karen Gillan came in and told me to meet her in her car in about 30 mins because she wants her toes sucked...I wouldn't say no.

trashtalker said...

Looks like the Piv went to the wrong restaurant.

Anonymous said...

Sean, I have had and still have an active sex life. And I married someone who has a high sex drive. I wouldn't have it any other way! We are both satisfied and happy!

izz said...

eww Nightmare Child toe sucking is beyond gross, lol not even sure i could let someone suck my toes

girltrav said...

I love your comments Nightmare Child!

nunaurbiz said...

I never did anything like that and I wouldn't. Even for Gerry. I probably would slip him my number, tho! Hey, I got work to do! LOL

Farm Girl Pink... said...

Such a man-whore. But expected.

What is amazing it that there aren't any kids out there.

So I agree with the thought he has had a vasectomy.

Or he keeps a half box of condoms in his dang pocket at all times.

The Nightmare Child said...

@izz - I haven't had any complaints. ;) And besides, have you seen Karen Gillan? That's whole lotta ginger...I'd have to start somewhere...

Texshan said...

He's not married, so no harm no foul, but I'm so disappointed in the blinds about my beloved Gerry today.

Goodgrief said...

Silly me when I go to a restaurant I want to eat my dinner not the server. Needless to say, I have not had my way with the waitstaff.

lanasyogamama said...

No thanks!

izz said...

@Nightmare child LOL!

as an avid Who fan i have indeed seen her, i still wouldn't want to suck her toes. Plus i may or may not have a strange phobia of ginger pubes!

A-Gran said...

Damn, that waitress must have an understanding manager. When I waited tables it was hard enough to get a smoke break, much less a BJ break.

The Nightmare Child said...

@izz - More for me, then. Yum yum.

mooshki said...

"How is Gerard Butler A list and Kate Winslet is B?!"

Because he is in huge demand from the studios for major movies. He can open a movie just with his name. Kate Winslet is still semi-indie. And he's a big tabloid star as well. The scoring system in the "biz" is about popularity, not necessarily talent. (Although, people like Meryl Streep are probably an exception to that rule.)

MnGddess said...

Oh Gerry, my little man-ho. I still think you're hot.

RocketQueen said...

Trashtalker - you win best comment. Holy fuck key lime sorbet just dribbled out of my mouth I laughed so hard. Poor, sad little Piven.

Tatyana said...

Blogger timebob said...

"well he must bag it or snipped it. He doesn't have kids floating around like Colin Farrell does."

The grand total of *two* kids for a 35 yo man.

trashtalker said...

@RocketQueen - Thanks, darlin'! That means a lot coming from you. :)

timebob said...

2 that we know of Tatyana allegedly there are more.

i'm just saying he is just a big a man whore as Gerard and Gerard has no baby mamas.

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