Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

June 27, 2011

This A list couple, although, if taken individually he is probably a B+ actor who sucks at acting and she is rarely in anything anymore because I think most of her days are filled with followup doctor's appointments. Anyway, this couple is finished. Over. If they don't announce their divorce prior to July 4th, I will go ahead and do it for you on that day. You know, because I care.

Demi & Ashton

52 comments:

ForSure said...

Because all fireworks shows start at 9 pm in California. ;)

ctkat1 said...

I was waiting for this one- they've been suspiciously quiet on Twitter and that can only mean one thing...

ArmyofOne said...

Yes!!!!!! I was waiting for this one! Please be true I can't stand either of them

Frankie said...

OMG!!!!!

The NYC Film Chick said...

DAAAAAAAAMN!

magic3 said...
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Momster said...

Damn! Enty revealed it!

Anonymous said...

I think we're all just surprised it lasted this long. I don't care about them at all so I have no feelings about this one (cuz you know, you were all wondering).

Frankie said...

FS-

I'm right by the dodger stadium and haven't seen anything. I might be blind, or drunk. I think both. I do hear it though :)

Seattle_Strips said...

And here it is!!

Now will someone get that little Talullah in hand and under control, please?

musesx9 said...

Yeah! Thanks, Enty" we thought it was either them or Tea and Demi! Awesome!

Reese said...

Oh Enty; I love you, and you have really made my day today. I so hope that when the sun rises tomorrow you are still intact and drawing breath! Please don't give us a really big reveal along the lines of "This is my swan song; over and out". I fear that is coming!

girltrav said...

Now that it's out there I wonder how long before their people announce it?

flwrgurl said...

no wonder hes been in brazil hiding out!

thisoldbroad said...

I've been wondering if Enty was heading into witness protection, but decided he's going to step in as Olivia Munn's new manager.

Susan said...

We all guessed this one.

Today was made of awesome!!!

timebob said...

i still don't think they can get divorced since they were never legally married. They just had that kaballah ceremony. They have no marriage license on record.

At some point that age diffrence was going to kick in. Plus I suspect potato head, I mean Rumor got freaky with him and moms found out.

musesx9 said...

I meant David! Lol!

Furiously Curious said...

thank you, Enty. I hope none of this gets you in trouble. You rocked today.

Henriette said...

I know I read somewhere that they were not legally married.

Kate said...

Enty! These are great!

Also, wasn't there a paparazzi picture of Ashton partying with Lauren Conrad? She just broke up with her boyfriend. Hmmmm....

Pazitively Hot said...

Enty thanks for a great day!!!

Nadine said...

Well I guess this makes up for people saying that he always avoids revealing good BI on a reveal day.

Susan said...

Honestly, these reveals have surpassed my Casey Anthony trial obsession, which I did not think could ever happen. Bravo, Enty.

Seattle_Strips said...

I don't put the divorce down to the age difference. They are about the same maturity-wise if you ask me: 13 years old.

But no relationship can handle such massive egos forever. no way.

nunaurbiz said...

The biggest Pranked yet! LOL

The Black Cat said...

Enty if you need to go into hiding Canada would welcome you, good work today. My mind is totally blown.

timebob said...

oh me too Susan, i'm on verdict countdown. And I have a major crush on Jeff Ashton.

janele said...

No marriage license on record? Perhaps they have a Confidential Marriage License? The state of California allows for this. My husband and I have one. It means no one except him or me can access it. I would think that celebs would use this so that the paps won't get their paws on them.

Frankie said...

I feel for Demi... Real talk. How old is that bofoon?

I bet fornyears she must have felt so insecure, but shit like this is almost inevitable when you seek a trophy partner.

girltrav said...

Isn't common law marriage in California 7 years? They'll be "married" 6 years in September, maybe they are getting out early?

musesx9 said...

What Reese said!

janele said...

@girltrav: California does not have common law marriages.

I think they recognize common law marriages from other states, but I'm not a lawyer.

RocketQueen said...

Good. So tired of these insufferable twats and their massive egos. Such a good day of reveals, Enty! Muah!

ForSure said...

Yuca, we should have a beer at the Rolling Stone restaurant some day! (or some place, that just popped into my head). I am somewhere in So Cal too. Didn't know Dodger Stadium was doing a show. I just walked outside and I can see part of my city's show but there is a hill obstructing most of the view.

Pazitively Hot said...

I don't want this day to end!!!
Enty if you need a place t hide, my door is open

Frankie said...

FS yes I just saw the show and i was really impressed. I even let out a little ' amerika, fuck yaaa' under my breath. While I don't agree with most views in this country I am grateful for the amazing opportunities it's given me.

And yes beer beer beer!

Kate said...

Here's a link to where I saw that photo of Ashton leaving the Roosevelt Hotel with Lauren Conrad

http://www.thesuperficial.com/ashton-kutcher-cheating-demi-moore-06-2011

Frankie said...

@Kate
People actually do go to that place? Thought it was annurban myth.

MadLyb said...

This was a blast. Thank you, Enty!

Cake said...

Demi doesn't need him- you go girl

Frankie said...

Demi would make some billionaires dream wife. Anything on her being an ass or nice?

coffee junkie said...

What does it mean "her days are filled with followup doctor's appointments"?

JoElla said...

Coffee, I think they mean all of the plastic surgery she has had.

Okay.. anyone else wondering if there will be any Tom and Katie reveals?

timebob said...

means she keeps getting work done on her face/body. Fillers, botox, boob job maintenance.

lanasyogamama said...

Blech. Good.

lutefisk said...

I never thought they were a real couple to begin with. I thought they were together for her to appeal to a younger audience and for him to gain credibility. While watching "No Strings Attached" I thought that there was no way he would go home to Demi after kissing Natalie Portman. I am a few months younger than Demi and I just don't see what the fuss is about her looks.

Anonymous said...

Enty revealed it! Yay! A lot of folks here called it, but it's good to get confirmation.

Enty is letting it all hang out to dry, woo-hoo!

Mango said...

Ugh. Ashton is such a DOUCHE. I wish Chuck Lorre hadn't hired him. It only encourages Asston to think that he is actually talented.

Jeri said...

Wow! Thank you Enty! I'm fairly new to your blog but so glad I found it.

Do ya think Ashton will threaten to sue? Guess not if an announcement is coming.

Thanks again, you rock!

Lelaina Pierce said...

Yay for this reveal solely so I don't have to see people whining about it anymore today! Hip, hip HOORAY! ;)

Ashton and LC would make more sense together than he and Demi ever did.

B626 said...

The latest pics of those two are very telling. He is just more and more sullen and is looking very 'wound up'.

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