Wednesday, July 06, 2011

No Jokes About Brooke Mueller


When Charlie Sheen gets roasted on Comedy Central, it will probably get pretty old, pretty quickly talking about hookers, booze, drugs, shooting girlfriends and trying to kill wives. So, probably some of the comedians will start talking about Brooke Mueller. At least that is what she thinks and is threatening to sue anyone who mentions her. Umm, good luck with that Brooke. If something like that could stop the show, then SNL would have gone off the air 35 years ago. It's satire. Has she never watched People vs Larry Flynt? You want a lesson on why SNL can get away with saying almost whatever they want about someone, go watch that movie.

I don't understand what Brooke is so upset about anyway. She is on a national cable show being filmed relapsing. She tried to buy drugs from random people in Hawaii and is she planning on watching the roast?

15 comments:

Susan said...

A Charlie Sheen roast?!?!?

God. This country baffles my fucking brain. Gah.

0 said...

Isn't Charlie Sheen's life one giant roast anyway?

RocketQueen said...

Once upon a time, Charlie Sheen was actually a respected actor. It really is amazing how far he has fallen. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
As for Brooke, I'd worry more about your children, if I were you.

libbyBH said...

How are the boys doing Brooke?

BigMama said...

I have to comment on that dress. Don't get me wrong, I would love to look like that in the dress but if she so much as sneezes she is out of it. Guess Charlie picked it out.

selenakyle said...

Well she just gave Jeffrey Ross and the other schmucks a shitload more ammo for their bits, by doing this. Dumb ass.

shiny_special_one said...

Gawd I can't stand this self-obsessed, spoiled twat.

Momster said...

^^who, Sheen or Mueller? ;-)

timebob said...

I think anything at this point will send Brooke into a drug relapse maybe she is trying to avoid it. OR maybe she is just coming up with her next excuse when she does relapse and blame Charlie's roast. Who already said nothing and no one is off limits. The Roastee sets what can and can't be said. William Shatner didn't want any jokes about his wife who drowned.

Joan Rivers didn't want any shots at Melissa (didn't stop the late great Greg Giraldo) who compared Joan and Micahel Jackson saying they both went to the same plastic surgeorn and both raised a monkey (Melissa walked off the show for that one).

bluebonnetmom said...

If Brooke did not give them so much ammo, there would be no comments. She needs to worry about fixing herself and raising her sons. She cannot blame anyone for her behavior other than herself. As Charlie says, "This is going to be epic" lol

__-__=__ said...

I don't know what to say. I'm still looking at his fake hair. The fact he doesn't have teeth bothers me too. It's a crazy world.

shiny_special_one said...

Both, Momster! hahaha

They are both gross people and complete messes of human beings, but I was talking about Brooke.

mngddess said...

Apparently this roast will be aired at the same time Two and a Half Men debuts Ashton Kutcher. Hmmm...

Jasmine said...

^I heard about that! No competition- This Roast wins, hands down!

And I am actually super jazzed about this Roast. I think his head is so far up his own self entitled-grew up in Hollywood to a famous parent and become famous himself-ass that hearing people really call him on his shit might be just what he needs to hear.

Can you imagine the simpering assholes celebs surround themselves with on a daily basis and how FANTASTIC it would be if we could round them all up and have witty people roast them??
Im talking to you Sean Penn and Lindsey Lohan.

Barton Fink said...

I love roasts. I love the concept. But I will never watch another Comedy Central roast ever again after this. He's scum. On a good day, he's scum.